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more about #dmx HerdingCats: Oh Jenna Fisher, I'm so relieved that you no longer have to consort with us fatties. Your SELF cover officially confirms that you've left us for the ... more » HerdingCats: I really wish the Gosselins would stop dressing their kids identically. Especially the older girls -- it's bad enough they're lumped in with their si... more » Brigit: Michael Kamrava has been kicked out of the American Society for Reproductive Medicine. --Well, it's about time. Suleman/Gosellin hook up: I weep fo... more » Brigit: Michael Kamrava has been kicked out of the American Society for Reproductive Medicine. --Well, it's about time. Suleman/Gosellin hook up: I weep fo... more » kookla: Am I the only one that's hoping for a Suleman/Gosellin hook up, just because I want to know what the name of the show will be? 8+6+1+8=23 [en.wikipe... more » Nancy Sin: I was recently asking myself - "what woman on EARTH would find Jon Gosselin appealing?" Of course. Octomom. It's the only answer that remotely makes ... more » MartaD: Sounds like Megan Fox is trying to keep her TF job. I don't think much of Lindsay Lohan, but I feel sorry that she has such a horrible person for a ... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Wilmer Valderrama will star in a half hour sitcom based on the escapades of Dog Whisperer Cesar Millan. There is nothing that I would want to watch l... more » dangerslut: What needs to happen to LaLohan is that the judge revokes her probation and she does "hard time" ala Robert Downey, Jr. Where's that judge? Can't he... more » TryScience: What unpleasant speculation on Bethenny Frankel's happy news. She's said for several years that she wished to get married and have a child, so congrat... more » vgnvxn: god what the FUCK is up with that awful Jenna Fischer quote? "when I broke my back in four places it was so awful because I GAINED TEN POUNDS!" Th... more » Youthier: I'm sorry... is Michael Lohan trying to be the conservator (guardian, whatever)? Because I'm not going to say Linds couldn't benefit from a conservato... more » phantom lady: One of the worst expressions, the one I hate soooo much is "I threw up a little bit in my mouth." Thanks to Nadya and her Jon G comment, I now get wh... more » chatterboxwriting: I'm confused about the Jenna Fischer quote. She says before the accident, she wore size 26 jeans and was in the best shape of her life (the quote cam... more » PaintedTrollop: Kate Gosselin is wonderfully articulate. She'd fit right in with the Heene family. Now THAT would be a reality series! Jon & Kate plus Heene! #kategos... more » linnyt is a walking cliché: Really Megan Fox? You know, I heard a rumor recently that you might be replaced in an upcoming Transformers movie. Is that why you are saying this now... more » GirlFailer: Stephen Moyer and his weird-ass quotes are starting to creep me out. Tone it down a little, pal! #kategosselin more » sybann: Oh Nadya S.... BARF! #kategosselin more » wtfox?!: Ugh. Stay classy, Heene-ous family. Stay classy. Also, Nadya Suleman + Jon Gosselin = sign of the end times, y/n? #kategosselin more » BlondeGoddess: With all their Tweeting and Twittering going on, celebs are forfeiting their right to complain about the paparrazi invading their private lives. They'... more » -
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Gosselin Kids Are Acting Out; Will Ashlee Simpson Be In Vogue?
- Kate Gosselin says her kids have been misbehaving lately and, "I'm trying to give them the grace to see, if they're acting out of line, I'm trying to look deeper into why that is, why the kids are acting out..."
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Paris Hilton Loves Doggie Style; David Carradine Loved "Elaborate Sexual Devices"
- Paris Hilton's dogs live better than you do. She posted pictures via Twitter of their doghouse—for her 13 purse-sized dogs—that was designed as a mini version of her own home. [Daily Mail]
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Elton John Helped Eminem Through Rehab; New Book Reveals Streisand Romanced Co-Stars
- Eminem says Elton John helped him fight his drug addiction. "He had a substance-abuse problem in the past. So when I first wanted to get sober, I called him," explains Em.
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Rihanna Gets Some R&R
- Rihanna is currently on a beach in Mexico, and this picture on the cover of the NY Daily News is the first we've seen of her in a long while. [NY Daily News]
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Chris Brown Case To Be Investigated Further; Duff/Dunaway Feud Continues
- The fallout from Chris Brown's arrest for allegedly attacking Rihanna continued today, even as the District Attorney's office said they needed police to do more investigative work to find out what really happened.
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New Details Emerge About Chris Brown/Rihanna Incident
- Updates on the Chris Brown and Rihanna incident:
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Madonna Gets The Kids, Jessica Gets Support, And DMX Gets 90 Days
- Guy Richie will not fight ex-wife Madonna's plans to move their children to the United States, claiming that he would rather keep his children together than tear them apart with a nasty custody battle. [Mirror]
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Tina Fey & Sarah Silverman: Comedy Catfight?
- A stupid psychic has made some predictions for 2009: Michelle Williams will wed Neil Patrick Harris, Jen and Angelina will co-star in a movie and Tina Fey will fight Sarah Silverman. [Page Six]
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