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more about #disneyland more comments → langtry: Never realized until now how much Disneyland Dumbo's hat resembles a 'fresh-out-of-the-wrapper' condom. #ashleesimpsonwentz more » bluesbelle: I didn't even recognize Wentz. He left the tool academy hair and clothes at home! #ashleesimpsonwentz more » DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton: Orange is the Donald's color, thus her being FIRED. #ashleesimpsonwentz more » GreyEminence: When I saw the preview on the Jezebel homepage, I thought this was Marcia Cross! Imagine my disappointment when it turned out to be Ashlee Simpson. Th... more » LuvEwan: That's the ride where I met Antonio Sabot o Jr! .......but I think I'd rather meet Susan Boyle. more » badmutha: There are always way more adults on the kiddie rides than kids. I have a picture with my daughter and my husband in that exact pose. more » Zombies make the heart grow fonder: I'm confused at Bear's choice or words or ClickOrlando's selection for a soundbite. Bear is the prosecutor, he obviously has to advocate that it DOES... more » greengrey: Doy. Learn to read, GG more » redqueenmeg: I worked at Disney, though not as a character. I just worked a cash register. I got people trying to touch (though thankfully not grope) me all the ... more » Ms.Moneypenny: I have a friend who was Donald Duck. I think she lucked out b/c she was playing a male character she wasn't subjected to the same kind of treatment. M... more » Snowbunny: "She's not a mouse, she's a person" would be an excellent slogan. more » morninggloria: She should have Mickey Mouse Clubbed the bastard. more » Penny: "She's just a mouse." I don't think he understands how costumes work. more » mbprice: In my theme park days, I've seen an awful lot of costume-humping by dumb teenagers to get laughs out of their friends. For some reason, this seems wor... more » VirginiaDentata: "It doesn't matter she was grabbed. She's just a mouse," said prosecutor David Bear. In other news, 32 year old VirginiaDentata was found guilty of F... more » -
#mousecapades
Of Mice And Men
A 60-year-old man was found guilty of groping a Disney World employee dressed as Minnie Mouse. "It doesn't matter she was grabbed. She's just a mouse," said prosecutor David Bear. "It's not just a mouse. It's a person." [ClickOrlando] -
#magickingdom
"Disneyland Musical Marriage Proposal": Magical & Romantic, Or Lamest Scam Ever?
In a clip going viral on YouTube, a dude proposes to his girlfriend at Disneyland, in the most Disney manner imaginable. More » -
#disneyland
Fairy Tale Heroines Return To Dark Roots In Modern Setting
After observing her daughter's recent interest in Disney's Fairy tales, artist Dina Goldstein was inspired to create the "Fallen Princess" series, which shows the famed Princesses in dark modern-day dramas. More » -
