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more about #disneyeggs more comments → NewsBunny: I must say I never seen the word 'avocado' written so often in one place. more » Remedios Varo can't see no huevos.: WTF. This is capitalism at its worst. more » mysterygirl: I've actually been eating SpongeBob edamame lately (mostly because it was the only kind not sold out at my grocery store)-- if it helps kids want to e... more » EKane: So now I have to go make guacamole before my avocados go bad. Aldi had avocados for 39 cents each! more » EKane: I really wan't to know how they're going to get Zac Efrons face on an avocado without messing up the insides. Avocados are touchy fruits. They bruise ... more » siandt: The question is, what kind of avocado will this be? Will they be the nicer, organic avocados with the firm green flesh? Will they be those gross ones ... more » DuckDuckGoose: Coming next: A very special line of Walt Disney frozen foods. more » morninggloria: Too bad Disney wasn't the first to patent the HPV vaccine; I would have been interested to see which character best embodied the essence of Guardasil. more » angelina jolie-laide is a gaudy tulip: Are avocados even healthy? I eat them all the time and all I can think about is how delicious and fatty they are. more » slowpoke.r: If they manage to make the avocados actually look like Zac Efron, then I applaud them from the bottom of my Weekly World News loving heart. But a stic... more » Shamrockette: That's great to know I'm finally getting my daily recommended amount of Zac Efron in my diet. more » belle TL: Produce branding really bugs me--fresh food is already expensive enough without having to pay a cut to Disney on top of that. I wish they would inste... more » bloodflower: can't wait til my mom picks up those efron avocados. more » MarissaExplainsItAll: The sad part is that it makes veggies all that much more unappetizing to me. more » samethingwedoeverynightpinky: Wait, Avocados are now health food? This is the best news I have ever heard. more » -
#mousetraps
This S**t Is Bananas, Hannah Montana
Not satisfied with cornering the market on unnecessary egg branding, Disney has plans to brand several "healthy" foods, including—wait for it—a Zac Efron avocado. There are already 250 such products in the "Disney Garden" line. More » -
#wtf
Disney Eggs: They're Eggs. By Disney.
We have rarely been as confused or disturbed by anything in our lives as we are by the new "Disney Eggs," which we discovered via a commercial break during the fourth hour of Today. More »
