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more about #dinalohan femme-bot: Something has to pay for Dina's tans, acrylics, and hair extensions. more » o-line: Is it just me, or do the shoes in 6 look like a nifty cake covered in fondant? If so, that might be worth $150. more » JohanPaladin: Is it just me or did this website crash? LohanHouse.com is DOWN!!!! more » BeckyIva: Well, you know what they say. The path to Grey Gardens is paved with good intentions. more » sympathyforthebasementcat: How much are they selling this authentic family portrait for? more » hortense: The site is still down--I wonder if it's broken, overloaded, or if they pulled it already. more » SevenNationArmy: Maybe I'm just weird but I could never buy used shoes. Ugh, its just so...icky like buying used underwear. more » ahpooks: Damn, if only Ali's name were Allison, I could have my very own pair of personalized pre-owned Nike sneaks. Also, they aren't even playing like this ... more » emfish55: People love a deal, especially if it comes with free schadenfreude. During the middle of the financial crisis, a friend of mine tipped me off to the ... more » Penny: "This jacket will impress anyone you wish to have an impact on." Good. God. more » IndignationCoordinator: Those boots are just the ticket to complete my sexy fly fisherman ensemble for next Halloween. Thanks Lohans! more » Penny: Ooooooh collectables! more » hortense: Oh, dear. This is somewhat tragic. more » boxspelunker: Why is there a child dressed up in what appears to be a war bonnet? more » Ailatan: Reg. "suprize" maybe they are into quaint spelling? Who am I kidding? They can't spell. more » Aesop's Foibles. YES.: "Speidi also told Playboy that in 2010 they plan to adopt an African baby, date Vince Vaughn, shave our heads, pretend that Spencer is trapped in a ba... more » SurferWomyn: "You know what, in my country and my family I think that I believe that VAGINAS should be between a man and a woman. No offense to anyone out there bu... more » heywhat: If that one sex tape was the biggest mistake of her life, what are the other seven? #carrieprejean more » limber: Oh, Heidi. Don't worry about Angelina -- when looking to add to the family she seems to go for toddlers. Your infant should be safe. #carrieprejean more » Thus Spake KATE!: EIGHT?! i wonder what is so interesting about her she-bop sessions that warrant eight different tapes? #carrieprejean more » -
#stylefile
Shopping With "The Lohan's"
As mentioned in Dirt Bag, the Lohan family is shilling shit on a site called LohanHouse.com. Slogan: "Real People Live Here." Real, misguided people! More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Contents Of Prejean Sex Tape Revealed; Jon Reportedly Made Sex Tape, Used Coke
- Carrie Prejean admitted to making a sex tape, but there are actually eight tapes and 30 photos. Radar Online reports: "On one tape Carrie is wearing just a flowing white blouse as she touches her body in an alluring manner."
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#dirtbag
Michael Lohan Could Get Arrested (Again); Twilight Stars Definitely Dating
- Could Michael Lohan go to jail for the phone calls he's been leaking?
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#dirtbagafterdark
Cindy Crawford Targeted In Extortion Plot; Lindsay's Still Cutting
- According to documents filed by the FBI and U.S. Attorney's office today, an acquaintance of Cindy Crawford's former nanny threatened to sell a picture of her 7-year-old daughter bound to a chair in revealing clothing.
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#dirtbag
Lindsay Hates Her Dad; Tyson Punches A Paparazzo
- Lindsay Lohan is speaking out about her dad. "I hate him so much," she told Gossip Cop. And:
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#dirtbag
Dina Claims Lindsay Cuts Herself; Rosie Calls Oprah "Gay"
- Dina Lohan is pissed that Michael Lohan keeps leaking recordings of Dina and Lindsay's phone calls to him. "The tapes were from a long time ago, and for a father to stoop this low is unforgivable," she says. And:
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#dirtbag
Madonna's Mission In Brazil; Lindsay's Relationship With Heath Ledger
- Madonna is in Brazil, but not to meet Jesus' parents. She says:
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#wwjjd
Comic Confrontations: Judge Judy Vs. Michael Lohan
Michael Lohan claims that he's trying to help Lindsay, but after running his mouth on Radar, Maury Povitch, and The Insider, it's hard to believe that he's not cashing in on his daughter's troubles. It's time to face the judge.
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#dirtbagafterdark
SJP: "I Love The Smell Of Diapers"; Lindsay Parties, Misses Business Meeting
- In the December Elle Sarah Jessica Parker (over?)shares her thoughts on her new twin girls revealing, "I love the smell of diapers; I even like when they're wet and you smell them all warm like a baked good..."
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#dirtbag
Alec Has A "Great Ass"; Michael Lohan On Dina & Lindsay's "Lies"
- It's Complicated's Alec Baldwin has amazing body image. "I have a great ass, if I may say so. That's a part of my body that needs no surgical enhancement or rearranging." But when it comes to cosmetic surgery, Baldwin says:
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#dirtbag
Lindsay Kisses Gerard; Jon Gosselin Has Regrets
- Lindsay Lohan is in Morocco for the opening of some resort and was spotted kissing Gerard Butler at the launch party. She allegedly said:
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#dirtbag
Polanski Set To Make Cash Bail Offer, Balloon Boy's Dad Writes Racist "Humor" Book, And Lindsay Thinks Her Father Is "A Lunatic"
- Roman Polanski's lawyer, Herme Temime, says a "very, very significant" cash bail offer will be made to Swiss authorities on Monday, and that Polanski will accept "whatever" extradition decision is made, as Polanski wouldn't behave "like a fugitive." [AP]
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#dirtbag
Sean Penn's A Diplomat; The Gosselin/Suleman Show Is A Go
- Is Sean Penn the unofficial liaison between Barack Obama and Hugo Chavez? Penn visited Chavez in Caracas on Wednesday and apparently the Venezuelan president told him:
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#dirtbagafterdark
Lindsay Refuses Rehab; Co-Star Says Cruise Made "Constant Homophobic Comments"
- Lindsay Lohan's friends and family want her to go to rehab but she's not having it. A source says her parents' public bickering would "drive even the most normal of people over the edge" and Linds is drinking to cope.
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#dirtbag
Lindsay Destroys A Cake, Madonna's Neighbors Sue, And Hugh Might Turn Down The Oscars
- Lindsay Lohan accidentally ruined a cake at a Victoria's Secret party, as she thought the cake was actually a giant perfume bottle. "She accidentally poked a hole right in the middle of it." says a source. Team Pie shenanigans! [PageSix]
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#dirtbag
Lady Gaga Is A Gay Activist; Miley Cyrus Is A Bad Tipper
- Lady Gaga, Gay Activist! She "was the highest-wattage celebrity to attend both the Human Rights Campaign dinner Saturday night and the National Equality March on Sunday." Reporter Dan Zak writes:
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#ragtrade
Soccer Star Undie Fight; Model Sues Guess? For Sexual Harassment
- Move over, David Beckham: Cristiano Ronaldo is posing in the spring Armani underwear campaign. [AP]
- Beckham, who says he decided not to renew his Armani contract, is said to be looking to launch an underwear line of his own. [WWD]
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#dirtbag
Lindsay's Parents Argue Over Intervention; Mischa Needs A Drink
- Michael and Dina Lohan will work together on getting Lindsay Lohan off of pills. Says Michael Lohan. [Radar Online]
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#mommymayhem
Dina Lohan: Shoe Designer
On the heels (heh) of Lindsay's fashion week disaster, her mother, Dina, will unveil her new "celebrity" shoe line — called "Shoe-Han" — at Trump Plaza today. Betcha that's some classy footwear. [Page Six]
