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more about #dildos alexherrera: I'm sorry. I laughed. I think the joke isn't that her vagina is super strong but it's her muscular arms that broke the dildo. *Can't believe I actu... more » QuicheLorraine: Another day, another reduction of a successful, powerful and intimidating woman to her vagina. more » MizJenkins: I don't see it. Did they take it down? Let me guess, the gist of it was "Serena Williams is a big, scary beast and whose vagina can break things in ha... more » o-line: I didn't know that Jason Whitlock started writing for The Onion. more » KLondike5: They could have just joked about Serena's obvious physical strength with a gag like "annoyed Serena rips phone book in half" but they're turned on by ... more » futuremouse: This obviously goes hand in hand with the Megan Fox post from yesterday. The Onion is just ahead of the curve on the ladies-with-strong-vaginas meme. more » feather_spin: I think it's something along the lines of "If you want to fuck this powerful, amazing woman, then YOU'RE WRONG IN THE HEAD BECAUSE HER VAGINA POWER WI... more » NotChoinski: When an ill-tempered tennis diva and a marital aid love each other very much . . . . . . more » Lady Skittlehattington: Waaaaa waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah... more » SarahHeartburn: The famous 60's groupies, the Plaster Casters, used to make, uh, life masks of rock star genitalia.Wonder where they (and their art)are now? more » Jack_Burton: Glass toys - what happens when a toy slides out and hits a tile floor from a good height? Or someone slips in the tub, with half the toy still in plac... more » whats_in_a_name: I can just see the first one being involved in some sort of American pie type movie where the main female character has just used it when her idiot bo... more » wtfox?!: Also, Illo #2 looks like a Dali-esque interpretation of Satan's pitchfork. more » wtfox?!: Georgianna Reid: "My hand-y is dandy, but wicker is quicker!" more » pear.shaped.Sara: Oh you guys, me and the bf TOTALLY bought a clone-a-willy kit! It's definitely a 2 person job, but it turned out really well. Pretty trippy stuff. more » swashbuckling: Note to self - Re-watch Burn After Reading. more » Triphena: Is the second illustration really meant to be flat on the head like that? Because ouch. more » CurtCole: Suddenly rocking on the porch in my retirement years got a lot more interesting. more » Lymed: If my Friday wasn't ruined with the news of your departure from Jezebel, it was ruined by the horrific pain I am currently feeling in my unmentionable... more » TheFormerJuneBronson: I'm just finishing an intellectual property class at the moment, and I will not be bringing these up in discussion section. more » -
#bloominonion
Joke's On Them
We're tempted to say we're annoyed by this Onion 'article' but thing is, we don't really get the joke. [Onion] -
#sexyouup
When Sex Toys Go Bad: Men V. Women Edition
Amanda Hess at The Sexist has compiled a hilarious list of recent sex toy patent applications; sadly, the list lacks a little something. Namely: the names of female inventors. More » -
