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more about #diet more comments → Scout: My figure cannot be controlled! it is a wild, untamed ... oh, nevermind. more » femme-bot: Well, you do need to drink the blood of virgins to keep up your youthful appearance... more » sassyredhead: Nice long johns! more » Tippi Hedren: Hold up. You mean to tell me that portion control and calorie restriction can lead to weight loss?! Blowing my mind over here, Motts. more » hughman: although, to be fair, chocolate itself isn't bad for you. it's the sugar and stuff (like milk fats) added that gives it all the fattening properties. ... more » badmutha: Dear Mr. Cavalli, While I understand that you are trying to say that you are divinely inspired, I need to remind you that leopards and tigers do not w... more » Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!: Boo Martha. I love Living because most of the time it's one of the only mags that doesn't give a damn about diets. Boo. more » redqueenmeg: Sorry, Martha, even if I got down to 100 pounds (I'm 5'9"), there is no way any amount of dieting will make my breasts fit in that dress. Thanks once... more » BetteD: Just don't go on the Tab diet, unless you want streaming shit stains all over your Cavalli dress. Although, while we're on the comparison to animal h... more » Bunsen Honeydew: Is it wrong that I find her bumbling charming? I mean she's so magical a getting a stain out of everything and creating domestic perfection, that when... more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): If I wear one of her Prison Ponchos I don't need to go on a diet. more » sequined: I think, not that this makes it "okay," but I think she said that in a way that was meant to be both complimentary to him and acknowledging that most ... more » hydrogen_jukebox: How it Should Have Went: Cavalli: "I say all the time that God inspires me… I love the dresses that God created for tigers, for leopards…" Mart... more » WaltzingMatilda: I'm glad he didn't bring up the dresses that God made for "Cougars." Have you seen those things on reality TV? Terrible. more » colormeroutine: I am confused as to what prompted that comment. No one said anything about the available sizes or anything related at all. more » -
#letthemeatcasserole
Forbidden, Um, Fruit
The Mott's "Forbidden Food" diet could apparently help you fit into a sexy white jumpsuit — if you subsisted on chicken a la king, casseroles, and what looks for all the world like a giant pot of blood. [Vintage Ads] -
#clips
Martha Stewart Says If You're Too Fat For Roberto Cavalli Dresses, Lose Weight
Cavalli: "I say all the time that God inspires me… I love the dresses that God created for tigers, for leopards…" Martha: "Everybody who's not thin enough to wear the dresses: Go on a little diet." Immediately following this exchange? More » -
#veggietales
The Challenges Of Raising Kids Vegetarian
Today's LA Times brings up an interesting issue (and one that Jonathan Safran Foer will surely face at some point): how do you raise kids vegetarian without making mealtime a battle? More » -
#meatymusings
On Meat And Memory: What Vegetarians Give Up
Jonathan Safran Foer's Times Magazine essay on vegetarianism brings up an interesting point: for many people, becoming vegetarian means breaking with a lot of the cherished food memories that have made us who we are. More » -
#foodfad
Has Calorie Restriction Jumped The Shark?
Calorie restriction used to be cool in 2006 — and now it's back, with the Times Magazine covering a new study of ascetic eaters and their enviable "biomarkers." But in these lean times, the practice seems kind of dated.
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#foodfights
Why Is "Normal Eating" So Hard To Define?
The Times Well blog points out a fascinating article on the question, "what is normal eating?" But why is that question so complicated — and why do we assume fat people have the wrong answer? More » -
#coverlies
Cosmo: Make His Junk Look Like A Face
The September issue of Cosmopolitan seems to have been guest-edited by Captain Obvious, it's so packed with stale, basic tips we learned in fifth grade health class.
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#foodfights
Latest Diet Enemy: "Girls' Night"
On the heels of news that kids eat more when they're with their friends, scientists say women eat less around men, and more around each other. Cue the annoying stereotypes! More » -
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#foodfights
Friends, No Friends Both Lead To Obesity
A new study purports to show that kids eat more when they're with their friends. But another study found that "social stress" caused monkeys to gain dangerous visceral fat. So do friends make us fat or not? More » -
#inaneinventions
Idiotic Product "Turns Eating Into Exercise"
This morning a publicist emailed us about this remarkably stupid item: a knife and fork attached to 2-pound dumbbells. More » -
#foodfights
Times Discovers Women Who Don't Diet
Today's New York Times "Thursday Styles" section has (another) article about how some people eschew dieting in favor of eating what they want — even if it doesn't make them thin. More » -
#foodfight
Unsolved Mysteries: How Can The Obamas Eat Burgers, Still Be Healthy?
NY Times Op-Ed columnist Maureen Dowd and others in the media are all abuzz over the Obamas' mysterious and possibly subversive decision to eat both burgers and healthy foods. More » -
#foodfights
Should Michelle Obama Get Back In The Kitchen?
A NY Times editorial suggests that Michelle Obama's scorn for cooking is doing the nation a disservice. More » -
#heavystuff
"Fat Age" Calculator: Baloney
Do I get sick of reading "fat," "overweight" and "plus size" stories everyday? Yes. But how could I resist the Mirror's taunting headline, "Find Out What Your Secret Fat Age Is"? More » -
#dietofworms
Aack! "Hungry Girl" Turns Us Into A Nation Of Cathy Comics
"Hungry Girl" ("tips and tricks for hungry chicks!") is the biggest thing in dieting. Great.
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#sterilitysnax
He Can't Haz Cheezburger
A study says guys who subsist on processed meat and full-fat dairy have lower sperm quality than fruit-and-veggie fiends. Does this mean we can now use Lunchables as birth control? [Reuters] -
#ourbodiesourkids
Teaching Good Body Image: Moms Can Help Kids By Helping Themselves
We're often told that moms should shield their daughters from their own body image issues. Now, a week after Joanna Chakerian's 1st-person essay on the issue - a WaPo writer explains how to do it. More » -
#weightytomes
Weight Loss Comic Book Way Less Fun Than It Sounds
A graphic memoir about weight loss sounds pretty cool — like, say, Oprah meets Persepolis. But a Salon interview with Carol Lay, the author of said memoir, actually makes it look kind of lame. More » -
#foodfight
It's The Holidays: Time To Talk About Obesity
Holiday weight gain may be mostly a myth, but holiday stories about weight gain are oh-so-real. Today, even a little excess weight will kill you, but you have your city planner to blame.
