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more about #dicks more comments → Ultraprison!: Between this and Penn Jilette's bull testicles comments, this show is turning into Top Chef After Dark. Love it! #natalieportmantopchef more » Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: I love Tom, not just because he knows how to set up a joke, but because he also wrote an article that taught me how to cook the best steak EVER. more » Thistledew: I was confused about this challenge. Why couldn't they use pasta, rice, tofu, etc to add to the dishes? it seemed like they were only allowed to use... more » lovecake: She disgusts me after her support of Polanski. Any amusement I would have found in this in the past is completely gone. #natalieportmantopchef more » ellesbelles: since i pretty much try to speak exclusively in "thats what s/he saids" and double entendres, does that mean i can be on top chef now? as a panelist, ... more » Uncommon Whore: I love how giddy Padma is with the girly girls! And I have to give Colicchio some props for setting that joke up. He knew what he was doing. #natali... more » JinxyMcDeath: It was totally juvenile and predictable, and made me laugh really hard... Also, I know a lot of people who knew Natalie growing up. They say she's s... more » bluebears: sigh. yeah I WANT to like her. and yet... #natalieportmantopchef more » SarsDoesntSave: I was going to boycott this Top Chef because of NP, but I am too addicted. Anyway, my question is this - in Natalie's sanctimonious oped for HuffPo, ... more » SamitaHalomitosis: Yeah. It's called a softpack. VERY functional. Stop the hetero-normativity please. more » HerwinCallisto: This is by Shannon Gerard (that's her in the background of the photo!): http://www.shannongerard.org/ She also makes crocheted boobs. The project came... more » caffeinequeen: Knit one, peen two. more » RisaPlata: But where's the bib? That cock needs a bib!!! more » JerseyGrrrl: WHY WON'T ANYONE BELIEVE ME THAT I DON'T WANT ONE!?? Not even a PINK one!! more » homoviper: "This strap-on is the epitome of fashion over function, in that it always remains soft." Except that lots of lesbians and transmen who pack softpacks... more » -
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