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more about #dianesawyer more comments → SUNNY1: "Good Morning Japan" Am I missing something? Was that funny? Because I am not slapping my knee right now. more » sympathyforthebasementcat: I heard she was fired from GMA for wearing too much makeup and simulating oral sex with a ballerina. They're not into that kind of edginess. more » FroderickFronkensteen: The things I would do to hang out with Craig Ferguson for a day... Such things would involve puppets and extensive costume changes, most likely. more » AllieCaulfield: God, do I ever hate Jimmy Kimmel. How can this boob be on the air? more » jigglyball: Stupid, stupid, stupid! (smacks palm into forehead) How did I miss that Segel was on Team No Pants? My dastardly plan to make off with TV Boyfriend an... more » prismatism is Team Bella: Aw, I want Lindsay and Jason to be together. He's a sweetie pie, and he'd write her silly songs and feed her yummy food and be really nice and teddy ... more » wednesdayam: To be fair to Ringo, I have a drummer friend who can't play the game either. He has an instinct to do things that the game doesn't want you to do on ... more » BlondeGoddess: I don't really care that Tiger wants to screw as many blondes as he can, but I can't help but wonder: why did he get married if he so obviously still ... more » DutchessOfDork: Dear Kings of Leon, I love you and will never hate you :D Love Dutchess more » lollapulizer: So angry about the Harry Potter thing. Last film there was practically nothing between Harry and Ginny, and they're the ones who actually end up toget... more » madeofawesome: Wait, why are Daniel and Emma naked? Harry would never do that to Ron. Bros before hos, man. more » Cairn: Nipple shots are always iconic. Last time I flashed the perky sisters I wound up as a Jeopardy question, it was so memorable. more » thewitchandthemoll: How awesome of Rihanna. Lady Gaga would have gotten in a fencing duel to the death with swords on fire. more » CollegeCamel: Here's a gift for all the Harry Potter fans that just got amped up for HPDH: the Teaser trailer. [www.dailymotion.com] more » likepenguins: Oh, Kings of Leon, cheer up! I've been hating you for YEARS. (Although, you know, if you don't want to become popular, try not releasing an album th... more » -
#longgoodbyes
Jimmy Kimmel Hates GMA Now That Diane Sawyer's Been "Fired"
In the only break from two hours of teary-eyed tributes, late-night comedians bid Diane Sawyer funny farewells on her last day at Good Morning America. "I don't know why they fired you," said Jimmy Kimmel, "But I hate everyone there." -
#dirtbag
Did Lindsay & Jason Segel Hook Up? Is Madonna Adopting Again?
- Wait wait wait wait. Did Lindsay Lohan spend the night at Jason Segel's house?
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#dirtbag
Kristen Meets Rob's Parents; Levi Talks About His "Alaskan Pipeline"
- Robert Pattinson took Kristen Stewart to a "secret" dinner with his parents. So secret that this Britloid knows about it!
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#clips
Domestic Violence Survivors Speak Out On "The Rihanna Effect"
Today on GMA abuse survivors reacted to Diane Sawyer's Rihanna interview. "She's acknowledging being beaten," said one woman, "It makes me so angry when people think about abuse as an isolated incident. It's a pattern of behavior." Clip at left. -
#clips
In Separate Interviews, Chris Brown And Rihanna Open Up About Domestic Violence
Last night, both Chris Brown and Rihanna sat down for separate interviews—Brown with Sway of MTV and Rihanna with Diane Sawyer on ABC's20/20—to discuss domestic violence, Brown's assault, and their hopes for the future. Clips after the jump. More » -
#clips
Rihanna's Interview, Part Two: "[Chris] Had No Soul In His Eyes"
In the second part of her interview with Diane Sawyer, Rihanna reveals that she doesn't hate Chris Brown, and that she hopes he takes his assault on her as an opportunity to "grow up." More » -
#clips
Rihanna On Chris Brown: "I Fell In Love With That Person — That's Embarrassing"
On today's Good Morning America, Rihanna, who sat down with Diane Sawyer for a 20/20 segment airing tomorrow, offered her advice for young domestic violence victims: "Don't react off of love. Eff love." More » -
#dirtbag
Rihanna Speaks; Angie Shops Stella For Gap
- In an exclusive interview with Glamour, Rihanna discusses the year she's had: "I went to sleep as Rihanna and woke up as Britney Spears." She also talks about the picture released by cops:
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#clips
Sawyer Makes Personal Political With Shriver, McCain
Meghan McCain and Maria Shriver appeared on GMA today from The Women's Conference in California. Diane Sawyer asked McCain about work/relationship balance, and questioned Shriver on Schwarzenegger's response to her cell phone debacle. Clip at left. -
#clips
"You Don't Call Jessie A Monkey. That's My Daughter"
Earlier today, Good Morning America previewed TLC's special My Monkey Baby, which airs on Sunday. More » -
#doingitforthemselves
Christiane Amanpour To Go It Alone On New CNN Show
Diane Sawyer isn't the only TV newswoman getting her own show — Christiane Amanpour is now slated to host a talk show for CNN starting this month. More » -
#dirtbag
Lady Gaga's Ladyflower Speaks; Chris Brown's Career Is "Done"
- Lady Gaga on those nasty hermaphrodite rumors:
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#morningdan
Dan Rather Takes Morning Joe Hosts To Women-In-The-Newsroom School
This morning on Morning Joe, Mika Brzezinski said viewers wouldn't accept a woman anchor, Joe Scarborough stammered about double standards, and Dan Rather schooled them both. More » -
#goodnightgoodluck
The Nightly News: Now That It's Not "Interesting" Women Get To Run It
Come January, two of the three big nightly newscasts will be anchored by women. But are women taking over the evening news only as it sinks into irrelevance?
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#alongdaysjourneyintonight
Diane Sawyer Vs. Katie Couric: Handicapping The Coming "Catfight"
When Diane Sawyer replaces Charlie Gibson as anchor of ABC's World News Tonight, two of the big three nightly newscasts will be headed by women. We know what that means: "catfight" stories all over the media.
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#crackiswhack
Whitney Houston's Comeback Performance Sounded Rough
Listening to Whitney Houston today on GMA—her first major live performance in five years—it quickly became apparent that the life she's led is irrevocably inscribed upon her voice. After all, you can't go back and unsmoke a pipe. More » -
#clips
Female Ex-Cops Run Pink Lipstick-Themed Bail Bond Agency
Today Good Morning America featured twin ex-cops Lisa and Teresa Golt, who own Lipstick Bail Bonds. In the clip at left, reporter John Quinones says it's ironic that a man convicted of abusing women winds up in their pink handcuffs. -
#dirtbag
Walter Cronkite Dies At 92, Reality Show Idiots Continue Making Headlines Anyway
- Legendary newsman Walter Cronkite has died at 92; President Obama released a statement calling Cronkite "a voice of certainty in an uncertain world. He was family. He invited us to believe in him, and he never let us down."[Reuters]
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#daddyissues
Michael's Dermatologist: "To The Best Of My Knowledge, I'm Not The Father"
This morning, GMA aired an interview with Dr. Arnold Klein, Michael Jackson's dermatologist (for whom Debbie Rowe once worked). He told Diane Sawyer, "To the best of my knowledge, I'm not the father" of Prince and Paris. More » -
#whoslovingyou
Was Michael Jackson More Normal Than We Thought?
Before the cosmetic surgeries and child molestation allegations overshadowed his musical legacy, Michael Jackson was just a talented kid from an abusive home. But with reports now swirling about his alleged drug abuse, sadly, his troubles suddenly seem…common. More »
