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more about #diablocody more comments → JennaW: Yes, Sarah, because nothing says "Real America" like a massive, joyless, freezing warehouse filled with piles of cheap crap and some really confused b... more » Cunning_Linguist: Can everybody please stop shrieking the lyrics to "Don't Stop Believing" when drunk? Please? I can't think of a more obnoxious song to play at a bar a... more » Penny: Wait, someone who writes "nah, not 2 guilty" was THISCLOSE to the presidency? That blows my mind. more » Diziet_Sma: Dear Diablo Cody: you did not discover teenagers. Love, the 1950s more » hughman: in my head : whitney walking to margaret cho's b-day party when she gets bumped by a drunk sarah palin who passes out in front of pink singing don't s... more » MyNameIsChris: I know this isn't A+ snark or anything... and probably fairly old fashioned... and I really can't stand most republicans (or Palin in particular) in t... more » TransFat: I'm sorry Sash, I like playing bumper cars at the Trader Joes. You'd think Sasha wouldn't mind being bumped hard three times? more » sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): Amazing how palpable Sarah Palin's nasty attitude is, even through Twitter. I half expected a Nelson Muntz-esque HA-HA! to punctuate her tweet. more » phantom lady: Margaret Cho invited me to her birthday party 2 hours ago and I'm just hearing about it NOW, Lindsay? You better hope I'm not too late. more » bluebears: Sarah Palin is barely literate. more » Le Kangourou de Kataroo: I got my (almost 30-y.o.) boyf hooked on Phineas and Ferb. He's not completely convinced on Hannah Montana yet (he says he's laughing at ME enjoying i... more » prismatism is Team Bella: Hey Ashley Tisdale, how can you watch people cleaning your pool (or "doing" it, whatever that means, I don't have a pool so I don't know)?? We have p... more » BetteD: Wow. I'm reasonably sure that this Megan Phelps is in the running for Worst Person Ever. Yikes. more » Tchotchke: Diablo Cody smells like cat litter because she's a feminist, right? And has lots of cats? I hear they flock to feminist women. more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: I really wish Katy Perry would record a song called "Look At Me! I'm Soooo Edgy! Don't You Think I'm Clever? I'm Desperate for Attention! WHY WON'T YO... more » -
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Pink's Show Tonight Was Awesome! But She's Sorry About That Girl Who Passed Out.
Today in Tweetbeat: Pink feels for an audience member, Sarah Palin indulges in weather-smugness, and if Whitney Port really loves walking alone so much why does she have to tweet while she's doing it? More » -
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Diablo Cody Claims She Smells Like Cat Litter
Today in tweetbeat: Diablo Cody ponders phantom cat odor, Michael Ian Black stands up a hateful Westboro Baptist Church homophobe, and Taylor Swift says she isn't a bit worried about her manager's Nickelback ringtone. More » -
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The F Word
"There's a difference between feminism and political correctness. P.C. sucks." - Diablo Cody [Elle] -
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Levi Johnston Tweets About His "Wang"
Today in Tweet Beat, Levi Johnston contemplates how much his wiener is worth, Scott Baio brags about his pro-life bona fides, and Kirstie Alley defends Scientology. More » -
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Bethenny Frankel Officially Announces Pregnancy On Twitter
Today in Tweet Beat, Bethenny admits she's pregnant after initially denying it, Shaquille O'Neal loves Oprah, and Chris Brown confesses that he's not capable of living up to people's expectations of him. More » -
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Lindsay Lohan Airs Ronson Family Dirty Laundry
Today in Tweet Beat, Lindsay complains about her girlfriend's family, Spencer Pratt Tweets his phone number, and Soulja Boy Tell 'Em is in the studio with Kanye. More » -
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Tracy Morgan Is Now On Twitter!
Today in Tweet Beat, Twitter is about to get way funnier now that Tracy Morgan signed up, Miley Cyrus deleted her account per a boy's request, and Martha Stewart just got two of the cutest kittens ever. More » -
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Elizabeth Taylor Accuses Media Of Lying About Her Health Issues
Today in Tweet Beat, Elizabeth Taylor clarifies her health situation, Tyra steals Larry King's suspenders, and Danny DeVito is drunk…again. More » -
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Amber Rose Discloses Her Ethnicity
Today in Tweet Beat, 83-year-old Hugh Hefner's twin girlfriends celebrate their 20th birthday, Rachel Zoe is fighting with the girl from The City still, and Spencer Pratt believes The Hills will win an Emmy. More » -
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Diablo Cody Might Work On The Playboy Movie?
Today in Tweet Beat, Hugh Hefner is meeting with Brian Grazer and Diablo Cody about the Playboy movie that's in the works, Frances Bean and LeVar Burton are Twitter buddies, and Kim Zolciak explains her relationship status with Big Poppa. More » -
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Diablo Cody's Sweet Valley High Flick To Be Set In The '80s
She Tweeted: "Frankie says relax: Sweet Valley High is set in the '80s. Don't feel like brokering some deal with T-Mobile to give Enid a Sidekick." Alright then, bring on the side ponytails and rubber bracelets! [Twitter] -
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Diablo Cody To Bring Much-Needed Edge To Sweet Valley High
Ready for a new take on Elizabeth and Jessica? Diablo Cody will write and produce an adaptation of Sweet Valley High. Before you start bitching, think about it: This could work. More » -
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Jennifer's Body: Less About Empowerment, More About How Vicious Girls Can Be
Friday I went to see Jennifer's Body. I did not, as Alexandra Gutierrez of The American Prospect did, think it was "the least empowering slasher flick currently on screen."
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Critics Have Violently Different Views Of Jennifer's Body
Reviewers are divided on whether Jennifer's Body is a clever satire of friendships between teen girls or like a "thing a cat might bury in a litter box and still keep building the covering because the stench can't be smothered." More » -
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6 Reasons To Love Jennifer's Body
You'll be shocked by how empowered you feel when you walk out of the world's first horror movie about a toxic best friend. Six reasons why the Diablo Cody-penned Megan Fox vehicle is much better than it had to be. More » -
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Diablo Cody Explains Why She Put Male Deflowering In Jennifer's Body
Diablo Cody says Jennifer's Body features a boy awkwardly losing his virginity because, "I just wanted to hear someone in a movie say 'put it in'... we all know in real life you have to take a few pokes." [Maxim] -
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Buzz About Kanye VMA Incident Continues; Elton's Adoption Plan Faces Obstacles
- Russell Brand on the Kanye West incident at the VMAs:
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Female Filmmakers In The Spotlight? Blame Canada!
There are a smattering of films directed by women at the Toronto Film Festival, which began yesterday. The New York Times declares: "Women have staked a claim on the season." Women & Hollywood counters: "Newsflash: Women can direct movies!" More » -
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Rosie & Star's Reality Show; Is Mayer Cuddling Up With Cavalleri?
- Did Rosie O'Donnell and Star Jones bond over their mutual issues with Barbara Walters? They may do a reality show described as "Oprah and Gayle King's cross-country trip [mixed] with Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie's The Simple Life." [Perez Hilton]
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Why Do Women Like Horror Movies?
Sunday's New York Times took a look at the relationship between women and horror films, with Jennifer's Body about to hit theaters. More »
