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more about #destinyschild boxspelunker: It's not Christmas in the boxspelunker household until we play this gem: Someday, I hope to be as cool as the lead singer of this band. LOOK AT ... more » bookling: Ah, "Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays". Remember when tiny pigtails and ski goggles were fashion? more » wednesdayam: What "Don't They Know It's Christmastime?"?? I mean, I know it was for a good cause and all, but seriously, cheesy as hell. And who can forget W... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: I post this with no comment. Because what else is there to say? more » piratabeata: After seven Christmas seasons in retail, Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time is enough to fill me with irrational rage. Our store only had one t... more » SouthernSatine: I unabashedly love this. more » BetteD: Little Drummer Boy is far and away my favorite Christmas song, and that RuPaul video is the best thing to happen to my month. Thanks guys! I wish Ru... more » lola_in_the_dark: I was in a very hipster-y neighbourhood of Toronto today when I walked into a small bookstore with only one employee on duty. He was playing the Desti... more » quatrevingtquatre: Do not MOCK the NSYNC. My mom bought me an NSYNC VHS tape for Christmas in 1998 (I was 14, okay?!) and omg, I replayed "Merry Christmas, Happy Holiday... more » Mayor Squeakerton: of all the dumb, dumb shit they put on our work CD (I work at a trendy, young, "fashion-forward" retail joint in the mall), they only way they could t... more » superineficaz: less cheesy than... mmm... bonkers, but december belongs to the 1979 kate bush christmas special. more » CollegeCamel: I think the fact that Jessica Simpson did a Christmas song with Ozzy actually gives me a reason to respect her slightly more. more » sayah: NKOTB rapping! more » thecameralovesyou: I never knew it was the Wilson's singing that horrific "Hey Santa". I love cheesy Christmas music, like, to the point of it being annoying for my fami... more » I, Zombie Normal: It doesn't get any cheesier than Twisted Sister. more » RocktheDebit: Okay, it's too self-aware to be cheesy, but it has not just female Santas, but female Santas with stripper poles: more » DitaVendetta: I humbly submit. more » nyc-caribbean-ragazza: Chris Brown singing this Donny Hathaway classic is an abomination. more » labeled: I am sure Mariah Carey has been robbed of her rightful spot on this list, even though I am not entirely sure she's ever done a Christmas video. more » soeffingclassy: No explanation necessary. more » -
#jingleboos
The 10 Cheesiest Christmas Music Videos
Christmas songs are inherently corny, but add in sexy Santas, washed up child stars, and a drag queen nativity scene, and you have some of the cheesiest holiday music videos of all time. More » -
#dirtbag
Angelina & Jen Had A Showdown; Kim Kardashian's Down To Her 9th Grade Weight
- Ian Halperin, who is pushing his book, Brangelina : The Untold Story, claims that Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston had a "heated confrontation" at a deserted Hollywood restaurant after Brad and Jen's 2006 divorce. Halperin says:
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#dirtbagafterdark
Lindsay May Pose For Playboy; Halle May Be Pregnant
- Lindsay Lohan is considering posing for Playboy. Sources say she originally turned down an offer for half a million dollars, so Playboy increased it to $900,000 and she's reconsidering. Hasn't the world seen enough semi-nude Linds already? [Perez Hilton]
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#dirtbag
Madonna Prepares To Expand Her Family
- Madonna is making moves in Malawi: This picture at the link shows 4-year-old Mercy, the girl she's trying to adopt, holding hands with possible new sister Lourdes. [Daily Mail]
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#clips
RuPaul's Drag Race Makes Michelle Williams Cry
The bottom two contestants last night on RP's DR were troublemaker Akashia and quirky Tammie Brown, who had to "lipsync for their lives." They mouthed a song by guest judge Michelle Williams from Destiny's Child. More » -
#popquiz
Is Beyoncé Too Good To Be Fierce?
"Bruce Springsteen is the de-facto governor of New Jersey," writes the insightful Sasha Frere-Jones for The New Yorker, "and if America were Europe Aretha Franklin would have a duchy." But what about Beyoncé? More » -
