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more about #dessert sweetypie4now: I'm not sure I get it. Are these pear's so amazing that they're worth this cost and express air delivery? Can't I go buy one in the store?? I feel ... more » coolcooldame: Forget about teams pie or cake. I am team cheesecake. I'm aware it has cake in the title but I've never considered this delicate treat, cake because ... more » sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): When I read "Moose Munch" my mind immediately went to Sarah Palin and an act I shall not name. I am a sick, horrible woman who needs to go bleach her... more » R_Claw: Am I getting classier (doubtful) or is H&D beginning to look a little Fingerling?? more » caffeinequeen: I don't know if my SO/family/friends read Jezebel, but if so, I'm putting them on notice: if you get me the fruit wreath and not the cheesecake party... more » alula: Hee, I like number 6. That's totally what I wish I were having for dinner tonight. OM NOM NOM. (And God, I would kill for some really good pears. ... more » snark_shark: So, are the pears truly to die for? Cuz yes I adore candy and such, but an insanely juicy sweet pear (or apple, esp. the Fuji apples my local farmer's... more » Ratinski: I love fruitcake. My mother used to make it in loaf pans and since I lacked all self-control, I could eat one. By myself. Over several clandestine tri... more » tallgirl-in-heels: It used to be that I could eat mountains of sugary, chocolatey goodness. Mountains! Then something happened to me, I don't know what, but just looking... more » TheFormerJuneBronson: These posts always come along when it's almost suppertime. Damn. I did just put in an order at Vermont Country Store for mint straws and some other t... more » LucilleMcGillicuddy: for me, this is porn. more » ElleL: Oooooh chesecake party wheeel... mmmmm. I used to "lunch" at Harry & David, they always have the greatest samples. more » hfree: We have gotten Harry and David's pears every year since forever. We keep our Christmas ornaments in the boxes (since they are lined to protect fruit,... more » Breamworthy: "Our gifty new ready-to-give design" a) I did not realize that gifty was an adjective b) Is this being written by Cosmo editors and other proponents... more » sassyredhead: They have 3 varieties of Blue Cheese and one was smoked over hazelnuts. Yeah, that was me moaning(a good moan). more » TransFat: I once house/dogsat for a couple who had a tin of peppermint bark. Curiosity turned into a nibble, a nibble turned into a bite, a bite turned into me ... more » jigglyball: Jesus, even Harry & David is offering a Bill Me Later option? The economy has gone pear-shaped, hasn't it? more » rodmanstreet: These are the kinds of catalogs that come in the mail to the office addressed to your boss and all us lowly workers go, "Oh! This looks wonderful! Ma... more » hughman: at $7 a pop, that pear better set the table, cut itself and do the dishes afterward. more » venegirl: Who eats a pear like that? more » -
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Harry & David's Merry, Mouth-Watering Christmas With A Crunch
The fruit in the Harry & David catalog may not appeal to you, but what about cookies? Cheesecake? Peppermint bark!?!?! Ugh. So hungry right now. More » -
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Mackenzie: Hot, Steamy, Scrumptious Food Porn
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Halloween At Dean & Deluca: The Trick Is Being Able To Afford The Treats
Halloween may be a very kid-oriented holiday, but you'd better have a grown-up bank account to shop for the delicious desserts in the new Dean & Deluca catalog. For instance:
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#rants
Dear Restaurant Servers: Stop Being Conspiratorial About Dessert
Let me say it once and for all: There is nothing "naughty" about a woman ordering a piece of cake. More »
