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more about #desperatehousewives sylvie calls shotgun!!: If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you pull our finger, do we not fart? more » elsbels: His monologue about Britney Spears and Anna Nicole Smith and his own past as an alcoholic is the first talk show monologue that had me crying. In fact... more » Jack_Burton: To "crop-dust" is as American as apple pie. more » badmutha: He is so damn funny, I can't watch him without laughing my ass off. "Their faces were a mask of inscrutability." more » clevernamehere: Heather Thompson doesn't seem to understand the word trophy wife. Just being married to a rich man doesn't make you a trophy wife, I don't think anyon... more » neatgrl: I really don't want to see Rudy with her boyfriend. Also, strange as this is...I'm actually sort of happy that David Duchovny and Tea Leoni are back t... more » nessalicious: I love you Zac Efron, I agree that you don't need to keep people updated with your actions constantly. Well done you! I'm terribly proud of you. more » TessDuberville: Wow. Every story I've read about a celeb making a donation to a cause over the last few weeks have had some people crying "not enough", "vanity projec... more » megnificent: I just loooove how Hulk Hogan keeps going on and on about how evil his ex and her younger boyfriend are...while conveniently ignoring the fact that he... more » AuntieBee: You know, I'm not sure I feel comfortable using "bash" as a synonym for "party" in this context: Lady GaGa rocked the gay bash... more » elitza owns the last Enzo shirt: Well, shaving my legs yesterday was evidently a lost cause because the Harry Potter trailer just gave me shivery goosebumps. DAMN. more » brinkswomanship: So what do we think AYSF stands for? Ashtanga Yoga San Francisco All Your Sexual Fantasies! Are You Someone Famous? Addicted to Your Sex Forever more » poires et poireaux: I want to hang out with Peaches and write power ballads in a skeleton costume. Pleae? more » cuteasabutton: Can someone please explain to me why celebrities seem to have so much trouble with using teh interwebz? It seems to be an epidemic of some sort, not k... more » gangey: I know it is a typo, but the item about Rudy's reality show with her "live-on" boyfriend made me giggle. I picture a wee little Rudy, sleeping in his ... more » onydchic: And yay! Harry Potter movie! At frakkin' last! more » cuteasabutton: Wait, are you trying to tell me that maybe Drew is just not that into him??? more » pinkyBella: I love that Salma Hayek is not planning a huge wedding. Good for her! I will always crush on Justin Timberlake. And, maybe I'm just weird, but I'm rea... more » tscheese: No hate for Audrina personally - I mean, I barely know the first thing about her, and I'm sure she's lovely - but The Hills and all its spinoffs make ... more » Trulymadlyme: The producers of Slumdog Millionaire have donated $740,000 to children living in Indian slums. Sigh. Not much money. But more importantly, this doesn... more » -
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Craig Ferguson Lets Loose About Susan Sarandon Fart
Last night on The Late Late Show, Craig Ferguson admitted to Tim Robbins that he farted on the Desperate Housewives at the Emmys... but only because Susan Sarandon made him do it. Clip at left. -
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Justin Timberlake To Climb Mountain That Nearly Killed Ann Curry
- Justin Timberlake will attempt to finish what Ann Curry started: He'll head to Tanzania and climb Mount Kilimanjaro.
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Mickey Rourke's Dog Goes To Heaven
- Sad face: Mickey Rourke's 18-year-old chihuahua, Loki, has died. Rourke called Loki "the love of his life." And famously thanked his all his dogs in his Golden Globes speech. RIP little dude! [E!, TMZ]
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Joaquin Phoenix's Rap: "There Are Dance Songs"
- "Life poet" Joaquin Phoenix on his rap career:
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When Madonna Falls In Concert, Does She Make A Sound?
- Video of Madonna falling yesterday during a concert in Brazil. She played it off, did a yoga stretch, then proceeded to French kiss a dancer dressed in Like-A-Virgin-duds, so everything's cool. [The Life Files, PopSugar]
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Jennifer Aniston: Buck Naked & Making Brangelina Jokes
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