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more about #dennisquaid judgingamy: So Lil Wayne... has a loaded weapon, but hasn't actually hurt anyone. Chris Brown... totally hurt someone. And yet Lil Wayne is gonna get a year behin... more » Nuckin Futz for you: Sadly I admit, I only watched Melrose place for her. I'm not a big fan of them respinning old shows. #ashleesimpson more » remedios: I love you, Buttercup. #ashleesimpson more » LucilleMcGillicuddy: Dear Kelly, To say being in Playboy is every woman's dream is a mind-bogglingly idiotic statement, even for you. If it's your dream, fine. I'm glad... more » EndangeredRed: Am I missing the part of my brain that would not find that Lamar Odom quote incredibly offensive and dim-witted? I want to assume it was a joke, but..... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Teyana, I hate to nitpick, but a lot of people stood by Chris Brown's side when it happened. I lost count of how many celebrities came out and said th... more » KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins: Lamar Odom really thinks highly of himself. I know celebrities have an inflated sense of self, but kings and queens? Please. #ashleesimpson more » samethingwedoeverynightpinky: Attempted weapon posession? That sounds like the most ridiculous crime ever. #ashleesimpson more » RiloKilo: I like the occasional Ashlee Simpson song, but girl seriously cannot act. #ashleesimpson more » ritualtheory: "...at the end of the day, it's not right to judge someone." This is an excellent policy when it comes to, say, an unflattering outfit. Or a snippy ba... more » kookla: Robin Thicke and Paula Patton's baby has hit the genetic lottery. I can't wait to see that kid. #ashleesimpson more » NellMood: I kinda wish Salma would just own it. It's true that she doesn't look like a Fitness cover model, but that doesn't mean she doesn't have a good body, ... more » Tippi Hedren: Salma, it also helps if you have the world's nicest rack. #ashleesimpson more » ZioZio: "I got choked up and several people were sobbing like a baby, but I'm not going to name names because he might be really embarrassed." There's no nee... more » vamvaki_poulaki: I hope Ashlee is relieved she doesn't have to keep pretending she's an actress. #ashleesimpson more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): ONJ is the most awesome ever. #ashleesimpson more » PersonOfInterest: No, Kelly Killoren Bensimon, I doubt most women think that taking money to pose nude in playboy is the "ultimate compliment" or "every woman's dream".... more » prismatism is Team Bella: Lil Wayne had a gun in a Louis Vuitton bag. That's almost outrageous enough to be worth the year behind bars. But I'm a little confused. Why is he ... more » howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches): Dear Mr. Odom, let me introduce you to England's greatest king: Elizabeth I, wife and mother to none. #ashleesimpson more » Kali Mama: Is it me or did Luda make a pussy joke? more » -
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Ashlee Fired From Melrose Place; Lil Wayne Headed To Jail
- Ashlee Simpson-Wentz has been fired from Melrose Place along with co-star Colin Egglesfield, with whom she was rumored to be flirting on-set.
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Depp Wants To Jump Pirates Ship; Danes & Dancy Wed
- Supposedly, Johnny Depp doesn't want to make another Pirates of the Caribbean because he knows the last two "sucked." Disney will offer him a huge paycheck and if he refuses, he'll be replaced by a younger Zac Efron-type.
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Lonely Aniston Still In Touch With Mayer; Will.I.Am Assaults Perez Hilton?
- According to this report, Jennifer Aniston is "struggling" to stay away from John Mayer:
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Madonna's Adopted Child Has A Posse
- Madonna has flown a nanny and a nurse to Malawi to look after Mercy while adoption papers and visas are being arranged. The deal's not done and the kid already has an entourage! [The Sun]
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Capitol Goes Cuckoo For Brad & Nancy
- Nancy Pelosi left a health-care forum at the White House to meet with Brad Pitt. This piece calls them "Brancy." [WaPo]
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Britney On Hunger Strike?
- Britney's big eff you to her (chef) dad: Skipping dinner: "Britney thinks that if she doesn't eat much she will lose weight, then people will notice," an insider says. [MSNBC]
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