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more about #dennishopper sarijuana: that Jim Carrey quote was so, SO unexpectedly touching. i've loved him since childhood but this picture of him being this really loving person is emer... more » BetteD: "Oh, KK. I'm so over the Red Carpet being pregnant too! I mean, is it in it's eighteenth trimester or something? The thing has been preggers forevs... more » lisas: How is it so many Jezebel readers are just now noticing the Jesus/Madonna thing? #beyoncebabyplans more » Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC: I wonder if I can make a plea to Jamie and Martin to PLEASE. NOT. DO. THIS. I'm truly weary of the massacre on the black female image by black men. ... more » Cimorene: At first I was like, Ian McKellen, what? Not that comparisons to homophobia and antisemitism are necessarily wrong, but it does seem odd that he's co... more » LAmonkeygirl: It's early for me, and so perhaps my math is off, but if Jesus' mother (I can't get over writing that) is 36 and he's 23, she had him when she was thi... more » FizzyGood: The thing that weirds me out about the Madonna thing is that somebody called MADONNA is dating somebody called JESUS. And the age difference doesn't h... more » Triana Orpheus: I know I should be saying how sorry I feel for her that she's crying, and I do, but Lindsay looks really pretty to be crying in that picture. #beyonce... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: People want an answer of when we'll be back, and I think it's impossible… It's unfair to say when we'll do Fall Out Boy again. It's hard to be creat... more » DutchessOfDork: I am 24, and my grandparents are 10 years younger than Hef. As it is, I find it creepy that twin sisters share a boyfriend. #beyoncebabyplans more » MIXED: "Iman, Donna Karan and Agyness Deyn were seen teary at a screening of Precious." Stars! They're just like us! But wait, do these ladies cry during, l... more » Working-for-the-weekend: I know that I shouldn't like John Mayer, but I really think I'd like to hang out with him. He actually reminds me a lot of most of my male friends. Th... more » pantsless economist...access RESTORED: Gosselin hangs out with the strangest group of randoms. Levi Johnston? Shane Victorino? #beyoncebabyplans more » DarcyMcCarbomb: A Fall Out Boy "Greatest" Hits CD? So it'll be 60 minutes of white noise? (Ba-dum CHA!) #beyoncebabyplans more » Kivrin: "I'm over the red carpet being pregnant." Funny, Kourtney—I'm over you being on the red carpet, period. You can go back to obscurity any day now, ... more » ClementinedeWinter: There's a film in the works called Sheneneh and Wanda — which would star Jamie Foxx and Martin Lawrence playing their famous female characters. WTF... more » Kivrin: Madonna = the female Hugh Hefner? #beyoncebabyplans more » ClementinedeWinter: Madonna is supposed to go to Brazil to meet Jesus' parents Are their names Mary and Joseph, by any chance? #beyoncebabyplans more » dj_chick: Now, Robert ... you can try to convince us all you want that you aren't romantic, but we all know that when you're serious about someone, you climb tr... more » BlondeGoddess: There should be laws for parents like Michael Lohan. It's too bad the media are giving him a podium for his abusive rants. #beyoncebabyplans more » -
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Beyoncé Has Baby Plans; Rob Pattinson Is Not Romantic
- A baby for Jay-Z and Beyoncé!?! Apparently they're working on it. [Gatecrasher]
- Lindsay Lohan was spotted in an alley behind LA's Crow Bar, talking on her cell phone and crying. And, naturally, there are pictures. [Daily Mail]
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Lindsay Asks For Restraining Order; Kristen Has Embarrassing Nickname For Rob
- Lindsay Lohan is taking legal action against Michael Lohan, who has been talking about kidnapping her and putting her in rehab. Her lawyer says she's seeking a restraining order and may file a defamation lawsuit against him. [TMZ]
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Nicole Richie Doing Designs; No Sampling Allowed At Oprah Store
- Of course a Nicole Richie clothing line was inevitable. It's called Winter Kate, and it will be hitting stores next February. [WWD]
- The full Jimmy Choo for H&M lookbook is out. [Daily Mail]
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Jon Declares War On TLC; Autopsy Reveals Michael Was Healthy, Tattooed
- Jon Gosselin is demanding TLC stop filming Jon and Kate. He posted a sign on his gate reading, "NOTICE: NO FILM CREW OR PRODUCTION STAFF FROM TLC IS PERMITTED ON THIS PROPERTY UNDER PENELTY [sic] OF TRESPASS. JOHNATHON [sic] GOSSELIN"
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Kanye Throws Another Fit; No Sex For Speidi
- Kanye West new life of humility isn't off to a good start. Over the weekend at Common's benefit show in Hollywood he threw a fit when he wasn't offered food backstage and saw another man eating chicken.
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