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more about #deniserichards mariamariamaria: This is not aimed as a criticism of this post, Tracie or Tweetbeat... BUT, I couldn't give less of a fuck what any of the twits from the Hills have to... more » kookla: Saddest part of Brittany is that no one gave two shits about her two days ago. I wish Hollywood would stop with the speculation and just let people RI... more » TeganTheVegan: Never thought I'd say this...but hellz yeah Jamie Kennedy. Women are under so much pressure, I can't imagine how overwhelming it must be to be in the ... more » lalie (apologetic mess): Does Lohan's attorney happen to be Samoan? "As your attorney, I advise you to get a motorcycle. A fast motorcycle." more » lostinmybox: Yes, John Stamos, death is a total drag. more » Seriously: I don't know who Jess Stamm is - but i am pretty sure she ripped off her tweet from Kevin Smith. more » Imogen Quest: Who knew Kelsey Grammer was an Actress? more » Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin): I hate how everyone cares about Brittany so much now but not before she died. I understand it, but I still hate it. Why do you think people choose s... more » JanaNye: Jamie Kennedy said it best. more » DaisyGatsby: No one noticed that Jessica Stam cribbed hers VERBATIM from Kevin Smith? www.twitter.com/ThatKevinSmith I mean COME ON...you can't come up with an or... more » rixatrix: As much as I would like to finish these, once I hit Kelsey Grammer's random Capitalization streak, I just couldn't abide by anymore use of numerals fo... more » JinxyMcDeath: As an attorney, I have only advised my clients to NOT social network. So, Michael Lohan continues to operate in Oppositeland. more » Marla Singer: As your attorney I advise you to open a Twitter account! Man, attorneys were much more fun in Hunter Thompson's times. more » MsWhatsit: i went from the verge of tears to snorting with laughter when i read kelly bensimon lecturing others about drugs. more » labeled: OK, you know what tweeting asshats? A young woman has passed on, and I think the least you can do is A) Spell her name right, and B)CAPITALIZE the B.... more » MangoAngel: I know some folks aren't pleased with Jamie Kennedy's tweet, but I thought it was an incredibly sincere thought he posted, and I give him major kudos ... more » Sapphire: Dear Samantha: If, when you say "god...calling people back," you mean "dying," I don't think it's going to stop any time soon. more » dearest: hey Jamie Kennedy Thanks for saving the coroner a lot of work.. Those years on ghost whisperer are paying off. more » queenieinmanhattan: Kelly Bensimon, classy as ever. Jesus. more » GGobsessed: Wow. Kristie Ally's tweet made me all weepy. more » -
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Celebs Continue To Mourn Brittany Murphy; Moby's Neighbors Smoke Crack
Today in Tweet Beat, Ashton Kutcher, Kathy Najimy, Rose McGowan and many more express their grief on Twitter, Moby lives next door to crackheads, and Michael Lohan opened an official account on the advice of his attorney. More » -
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Pink's Show Tonight Was Awesome! But She's Sorry About That Girl Who Passed Out.
Today in Tweetbeat: Pink feels for an audience member, Sarah Palin indulges in weather-smugness, and if Whitney Port really loves walking alone so much why does she have to tweet while she's doing it? More » -
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Lindsay Lohan Has A Passion For Producing, Directing, Writing
Today in Tweet Beat, Lindsay thinks she's sold a show she's written, Ryan Seacrest is psyched about being taller than Kim Kardashian (when she's not wearing heels), and Simon Pegg meets Mariah Carey. More » -
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Lonely Aniston Still In Touch With Mayer; Will.I.Am Assaults Perez Hilton?
- According to this report, Jennifer Aniston is "struggling" to stay away from John Mayer:
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It's Complicated Aims To Be The New Hills
On last night's premiere of the second season of her reality show, Denise Richards was one side-braid away from being Lauren Conrad, with voice overs, going to Hyde, and getting annoyed by the people producers planted within her scenes. -
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Edward Cullen Breaks Your Little Sister's Heart
- To start this Memorial Day weekend, here's a picture of Robert Pattinson with his arm around a pretty blonde that is probably making the girl I saw wearing a "Team Edward" t-shirt yesterday cry. [ShowbizSpy]
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Brad & Angie Acting Like They Like Each Other Or Something
- ZOMG Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie partied past one am in Cannes! He drank Bailey's! She drank vodka! He had his hand on her leg! They laughed and whispered in each other's ears! [People]
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Rihanna's Good News/Bad News
- Rihanna's maybe moving on! But: She was seen getting cozy with Wilmer Valderrama. Isn't that dude bad news bears? He's been linked to Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Ashlee Simpson, Mandy Moore… [Mirror]
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Chris Brown Planning Career Rehab; Caylee Anthony Documents Released
- Chris Brown's management is reportedly working feverishly on ''Project Mea Culpa.'' Sources say he and Rihanna will co-author a book about abuse and go on talk shows.
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Gisele, Tom, & Pups Tie The Knot In High Fashion
- Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady were wed yesterday in Santa Monica. The bride wore Dolce & Gabbana, and so did her three dogs. [Us Magazine]
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Chris Brown Dropped By Wrigley; Kate Hudson & Owen Wilson Are Back On
- Following Chris Brown's arrest for making criminal threats (possibly to Rihanna), his commercials for Doublemint gum have been pulled from the air. He's also hired a lawyer known for some very high profile cases.
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Denise Richards Plays Part Of Fairy Godmother
[Santa Monica, December 28. Image via INF]
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#theyearthatwas
20 Best Reality TV Show Moments Of 2008
From ANTM's menstrual cramps, to Bobby Brown's farts, to drunk women urinating on couches, we bring you the 20 Best (meaning, sometimes horrifying) Reality TV Show Moments of 2008.
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Guy And Madonna Call A Christmas Truce
- Guy Richie and Madonna have agreed to put their custody battle aside for one day in order to spend Christmas at Richie's estate, so that their children can spend the holiday with both parents. [DailyMail]
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Hugh Jackman Brings Aussie Charm To The Oscars
- Move over Jon Stewart, Hugh Jackman will be hosting this year's Oscars! "Hugh is the ideal choice to host a celebration of the year’s movies – and to have fun doing it." says a flack. [Deadline Hollywood]
