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more about #defamer more comments → pesematology: I don't know who this woman is, but she seems lovely. Also she looks kind of like David Bowie. more » Steverino Begins: High five, Meredith. She seems like an incredibly honest person. She handled this extremely awkward setup/interview brilliantly. Only way this would ... more » BytheSea: Awesome. Loved that chick. Smack that Republican son! more » Scoithniamh: Because I picture it involves drinking wine and wearing cleavage-highlighting outfits. Fuck yeah! Living like a divorcee! Ride till I die! more » bluewine: Mindy Kaling is clearly determined to be my favorite person. more » Hana Maru: OMG, My favorite meal is breakfast for dinner! And despite having Indian parents and growing up in the south, I can't do either accent! I read Latin... more » Grim Reaper of the Forest: I love these insider stories. Brad had a tearful call with his mom, telling her Angelina is ruining his life!!! Are we supposed to believe that Brad'... more » Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: I don't know who Mindy Kaling is but the fact that she can read Latin is insanely sweet. more » morninggloria: Any mash up of Peanuts and politicians speaking should include a muted trombone soundtrack that replaces all discernable words. "Fwa, fwafwa fwa. Fw... more » Snowbunny: "It is not appropriate for me to comment one way or the other" is actually an incredibly appropriate comment, Life and Style. Good for you, Lady from... more » Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: Lindsay Lohan is having a "secret romance" with Entourage star Kevin Connolly Crawly McNugget and Morgan Mayham? Some Blind Items are going to get so... more » SomeAuthorGirl: Brilliant! more » Snowbunny: Good lord, Tyra is so skinny, pretty and tall she looks like a supermodel or something. Who knew? more » stacyinbean: Who exactly is supposed to be 'surprised' that Adam Lambert looks like Liza Minnelli? more » Dave J.: Clearly, all Brad needs to do to end these rumors is shave that beard, because it makes him look like (a) he just woke up, or (b) just had a huge figh... more » -
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You're A Good Man, Barack Obama: Afghanistan War Meets Classic Animation
Who says A Charlie Brown Christmas and Barack Obama's address on Afghanistan can't make beautiful policy together? In fact, who better than Charlie Brown, undertrodden everyman, to articulate the frustrations of a confused and embattled nation? More » -
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This Week In Tabloids: Tiger's Mistress, Lindsay's Coke Buddy, Britney's Pregnancy
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we stroll the fairways of the celeb tabloids. Last week, Star reported Tiger was cheating, this week we learn more. Also: Lindsay's doing coke and Britney found out she's pregnant.
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#yupshesgay
Meredith Baxter's Surreal Today Show "Confession"
Matt sat down with Meredith Baxter today, because she had a "confession" to make. Did she have a party crashing story to refute? Had she slept with her father? Nope. Turns out the Family Ties mom is gay. More » -
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This Week In Tabloids: Jolie & Johnny Destined To Fornicate
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we take a walk through the celebrity weeklies, in search of entertaining gossip. This week: Britney's beach wedding; Katie's leaving Tom; Angie and Johnny are planning to make out and shower together. Naked.
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Going Vogue: Anna Wintour Meets Alaskan Winter
Question: What do Sarah Palin's new book and Vogue magazine have in common? Answer: Both are glossy, insubstantial, and full of lies. More » -
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Curb Your Enthusiasm: 7 Seasons Of Susie Screaming
Last night was the season finale of Curb Your Enthusiasm, and there's no telling when it will return. In honor of its ending, we compiled a montage of every single obscenity-laden Susie Greene (Essman) outburst from the series. More » -
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Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
Television will never be the same after Oprah goes off the air in 2011. If we had a "Favorite Things" list about O, in the top spot would be the way the talk-show host introduces celebrity guests. Mashup at left. More » -
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10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Martha Stewart's hatred of Sarah Palin, Spencer Pratt's spelling errors, and drunk idiots on MTV. More » -
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This Week In Tabloids: Jen Waits For Brad To Text; Tom's Secret Scientology Van
If it's Wednesday, it's Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I comb through tabloids, untangling knots of gossip! This week: Aniston's unprotected sex with Mayer while waiting for Brad; Tom Cruise's creepy black van; Twilight fanfic.
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Step Inside The Frightening, Surprisingly Punny World Of Tim Burton
This fall, MoMA is inviting art lovers to consider the work of the contemporary mixed-media artist who brought us PeeWee's Big Adventure, and the sight of an entire dinner party singing Harry Belafonte's Banana Boat song: Tim Burton.
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#mixedbag
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Chris Brown sits down for his first interview since his last interview, Oprah interviews the Connecticut woman attacked by a chimp, and Carrie Prejean calls for women to "stick together." More » -
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Sneak Peek: James Franco Joins General Hospital Cast
James Franco has signed on for a two-month stint on General Hospital. Beginning on November 20th, he'll play a mysterious, death-obsessed artist—clad in all-black—who witnesses a murder and begins fucking with the residents of Port Charles. More » -
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This Week In Tabloids: Angelina's Adoption & Drug Rumors; Tom Talks To Ashtrays
Every Wednesday, we gobble up the tabloids in search of "news." This week, four out of five covers feature Angelina Jolie, with more about her pending adoption, her idyllic life in France and her cruel, hypocritical behavior.
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Angelina To Adopt Baby No. 7
Angelina Jolie has reportedly begun the process to adopt a seventh child from Syria. But she signed the papers alone, which naturally leads to some speculation. More » -
#filmschooled
Latex, Sex & A Burning Sensation: An Analysis Of Lady Gaga's New Vid
Oh. My. God. I love the "Bad Romance" video so hard. And I love it even more now that I've broken it down frame-by-frame and discovered the underlying themes and hidden meanings. Let's begin: More » -
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Pro-Polanski Camp Accuses Emma Thompson Of "Petition Tourism"
Organizers of the petition to release Roman Polanski are none too pleased that Emma Thompson has withdrawn her name: one is accusing her of "petition tourism." More » -
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Emma Thompson's Name To Be Removed From Polanski Petition This Week
Emma Thompson was on The View today to talk about her admirable work fighting sex trafficking. Strangely, the ladies didn't ask her about another case of sexual exploitation—the one Roman Polanski perpetrated and Thompson initially appeared to endorse.
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10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap we've got women with acrylic toenails, Kirstie Alley remembering her coke days, and Mary Hart, who still hates Jon Gosselin. More » -
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This Week In Tabloids: Details On Angie's Lesbian Affair & Lindsay's Face
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I wade through murky tabloid "news": This week, Angelina's juggling two chicks, six kids and stoned Brad; booze, cigarettes and cosmetic fillers have ruined Lindsay Lohan's face.
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#mixedbag
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, a woman celebrates her 105th birthday at a male strip club, Barbara Walters gets scary, and Chaz Bono opens up about sex reassignment. More »
