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more about #decor MargaretMoony: "...Drums aren't commercial, but I like drums." I don't know why, but that quote cracked me up. Awesome couch, btw. #timothyoulton more » rah29: Uh, VINTAGE MILITARY STUFF?? What on earth is man-centric about that? I know of several women who would go mad to have vintage regimental drums in the... more » corndogmillionaire: Because having sisters is SO GIRLY. #timothyoulton more » PaintedTrollop: Yikes. This stuff makes me yearn for Laura Ashley. And I hate Laura Ashley. #timothyoulton more » Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: That couch is the ugliest effin' thing I have ever seen, and I don't need a cooch to know that- just eyes. #timothyoulton more » alula: Non-ironic use of the term "man cave" creeps me out. #timothyoulton more » miyamyo: I want a cave. Not a man cave, just a cave-cave. It'd be stalag-tight! #timothyoulton more » rodmanstreet: Ugh, a friend of mine got married recently and when they bought a house (like, five minutes after the wedding) she was so excited that there was room ... more » birdfeet: I want that couch. And I'm a lay-dee. #timothyoulton more » yvanehtnioj: Went to the article prepared to be pissed about all the gender stereotypes, but I couldn't make it past the first paragraph without laughing. If this... more » token_illiterate_commenter: Throw in some antique maps or globes and I'm there. #timothyoulton more » ElleL: What, no golden showers? more » ElleL: Apparently he blew his personality load on Twitter, bc this apartment is a beige blaaaaaah. more » UdeleElephino: re: the comments about looking like a chick's place and the hilarious article title... I'd imagine Mr. Armani himself would say something like this on... more » gonzosmom: Much like Mayer himself, his place is devoid of any personality. more » labeled: For some reason I am imagining Jessica drunkenly lurching out of bed for a post-coitus bathroom trip and getting her hair all tangled in the inexplica... more » funzette: contents of deep freezer (not shown) 1 (one) square foot of skin like porcelain 1 (one) pair of candy lips 4 (four) bubblegum tongues more » hortense: It honestly looks like the kind of house someone owns, but is too busy to actually live in, which is why it looks so...lifeless, I guess. more » Jo Aage: "For the first time in my life, I understood what healthy messaging was all about." Whaaa? *confused frown* more » CoalMineCanary: I was hoping his home would be something we could make fun of. Neon lights, kitschy shit he picked up at thrift stores, etc. But this is too blah to b... more » -
#gimmeshelter
Clan Of The Cave Bear
Interior designer Timothy Oulton, on his masculine asethetic: "We do a full man cave. I don't have any sisters, we're very good at boy's stuff. We do regimental drums and vintage leather. Drums aren't commercial, but I like drums." [NYT] -
#maghag
Elle Decor Goes Inside John "The Player" Mayer's Loft
The September issue of Elle Decor goes where many women have gone before: John Mayer's bedroom. What does it look like where the magic happens?
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#antiqueland
Gimme Shelter
This article on "the new antiquarians" gives us serious apartment envy. But (sigh) don't try this at home: the people in the piece have been plying their aesthetic since long before it was a trend! [NYT] -
#maghag
Now That Domino Has Fallen, Will A New Mag Rise?
Domino, pitched to Condé Nast in 2004 by then House & Garden editor Deborah Needleman, was shut down last week, and, according to the Times, a lot of people are sad. More » -
#vintageads
Oldies But Goodies
This vintage Kelvinator ad — probably from 1964 — offers refrigerators to go with your decor. Choose "Town & Country," "Federal" "French Provincal," or, personal favorite, "Year Of The Dragon." Click see larger. [Vintage Ads] More »
