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more about #deborahgibson Lisabel (ne: Dagnabbit): "... greatest gift you can give to a woman." That phrase always irked me. What's so great about a gift you gotta hold onto nine months and is a BITCH ... more » malo-ji: Gee Mel, if you're gonna sin (adultery) might as well go all the way and include contraception (condoms, the pill, or even the morning-after pill). more » JinxyMcDeath: And then Lance got his girlfriend pregnant a year later... more » Rooo sez BISH PLZ: I can fight it no more. Wolverine, I would follow you across the desert with bleeding feet. more » small-fox: For the last time: it is NOT "your" inheritance until the person actually dies and legally leaves it to you. In fact, the only thing tackier than che... more » willwriteforfood: "The gay and lesbian community has been supportive of Carrie," he says, "Everyone comes up to Carrie and says, 'We may not agree with you, but we resp... more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Yes, Lance, your sperm is the best thing you can give me. Except for diamonds. Best of both worlds - SPERM SHAPED DIAMOND. more » RoseColette (fewer thorns; more coffee): So, Sean, not content with being a general all-around ass, you feel the need to be a general all-around ass to your wife by trading her in for a much ... more » keldo: "I exist only for Victoria"??? Dear God, you beautiful man. I think you protesteth too much! more » Eric Northman is mine: "She wanted marriage, she wanted children; and not that I didn't want that, but I didn't want that at that time because I had just gotten out of a mar... more » denna: They gay and lesbian community is supportive of Carrie Prejean? Oh look, I've been transported to opposite land. Here, shrimp drive cars and all water... more » mfnher: Hey, Candy. Stop talking about your daughter in the press! You might have a better relationship with her if you start with that. more » Buffalo_Gal: Because if somebody wants a child - man, that's the greatest gift you can give to a woman Lance Armstrong = Dicky McDoucherstein more » greengrey: I think people just need to stop freaking about Jon and Kate. Maybe they have an open relationship or some other arrangement. Really people, those exist. more » scarlet gray: Dear Rachel: Some people will never learn. My last name is ONE SYLLABLE and people still pronounce it incorrectly sometimes, because they think that o... more » MilointheMeadow: Natalie Portman and Sean Penn... I know it's trivial to care about celebrity romances but I'm still making a scrunchy face. more » mfnher: Mel's girlfriend has had work done, right? I'm not judging (the plastic surgery, anyway), I'm just looking for confirmation. more » YourScreenplaySucks: "She stimulates him in ways no other person has, mentally or professionally," says a source. This information stimulates my gag reflex in ways no othe... more » KiddyKat: Howard Stern saying Sasha Grey is absurd? Really? For a guy who loves to dish it, he REALLY can't take it. more » Lana Leigh loves Meryl Streep: Really Winslet. I love you girl but give it a rest. more » -
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Mel's Mistress Is Reportedly Pregnant; Winslet Sues Paper For Libel
- The National Enquirer claims that Mel Gibson sat his kids down and informed them that his Russian girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva, is pregnant with his child, and they aren't too happy about it.
