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more about #davidspade more comments → BetteD: I e-mailed this DirtBag to my dear boyfriend, and this was his response: "Jewish People to Jon Gosselin: We don't want you either." I think we shoul... more » TransFat: I used to drink a lot of iced tea but then my voice dropped and I got hair in strange places. It did help me win my championship belt though. #seanpen... more » phantom lady: Ang Lee had a sex change? I am all sorts of confused by what he is trying to say. #seanpennhugochavez more » mariamariamaria: Hugo Chavez, sit down and shut it! #seanpennhugochavez more » ketamineKitty: I like the phrase "one smoke of pot" #seanpennhugochavez more » lilbobbytables: Ok, so I have a strong and unexplainable fondness for Rob Zombie. The fact that he also dislikes my least favorite Hollywood trick (remakes!!!!!!!) me... more » hortense: Dodai, did you see Wanda Sykes' latest standup special? It was hilarious. I think she'd be great, too. My guess is that they offer it to Neil Patric... more » sybann: Wow - Mel Gibson CAN actually act! I thought he WAS masculine and manly. #seanpennhugochavez more » hellosunshine: I read that as Mad Max: FURRY Road and suddenly, Mel Gibson's old-timey lion tamer 'stache made sense. #seanpennhugochavez more » ytuhermanotambien: Michael Lohan, did your lawyer forget to tell you it's illegal to record conversations without the person's consent? #seanpennhugochavez more » AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope: Oh congrats, Reese, you get to play yet another Hollywood White Person To The Rescue. At the risk of sounding like Michelle Tanner, puh-leeaasee. #sea... more » cuteasabutton: I never understand when lawsuits are brought up for something that happened such a long time ago for a video, album etc. I mean, if he really owed the... more » Kristinkles Ingabogovinanana: I definitely read this as "Ashton Kutcher's best friend is a RABBIT named Yehuda Berg from the Kabbalah center." and thought, aw, how sweet! #seanpenn... more » Hooplehead: News flash Joe Jackson, that is YOUR SON that you are talking about. I'm sure your other kids and Michael's children just love that you're minimizing... more » cuteasabutton: I don't care about your voice Jemaine, I just want a taste of your sugalumps. Your dungarees make me hungry. #seanpennhugochavez more » -
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Sean Penn's A Diplomat; The Gosselin/Suleman Show Is A Go
- Is Sean Penn the unofficial liaison between Barack Obama and Hugo Chavez? Penn visited Chavez in Caracas on Wednesday and apparently the Venezuelan president told him:
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Miley Fan Threatens To Eat Own Cat; Lindsay's Dad Predicts Her Death
- Ready for a mega-eyeroll? A "fan" is threatening to kill her cat, Fuzzy, and eat the animal unless Miley Cyrus reopens her Twitter account. The girl says:
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Lindsay Working For Free; Diane Von Furstenberg In Daylight Robbery
- Rumors are flying that Lindsay Lohan is donating her time (except for any free clothes she snags) as Emanuel Ungaro's new "artistic director." This gossip item, however, doesn't spell "Emanuel Ungaro" correctly, so its veracity may be questionable. [Fox 411]
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Miley Cyrus In Racist Photo Scandal
- Miley Cyrus is seen "slanting her eyes" in a picture that's been circulating on the web.
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Michael Jackson Has 6 Months To Live?
- Michael Jackson is dying, according to the oh-so-reliable National Enquirer.
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Did Scientology "Kill" John Travolta's Son?
- So many questions about John Travolta's late son: Could Jett have been saved? Was he autistic? Is Scientology to blame? [Mirror]
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