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more about #davidpaterson more comments → sybann: Tyler Perry would be funnier if he'd start sooner. #tomcruisescientology more » sybann: Glenn Beck can't wipe himself. #tomcruisescientology more » Sweet Panda Love: "Squirrel" is a derogatory Scientology term for a suppressive person - that is, anyone who criticizes or doesn't dig Scientology. Such is the genius o... more » sarasasa: Apparently, the Cruises have been shopping at Delia's too. #tomcruisescientology more » berlitzfrench: The real reason Tom Cruise hates squirrels... #tomcruisescientology more » LaMorenita: Sometimes I feel like an old person mis-reading these items. Me: EH?? Ridley Scott is playing a femme fatale?? Exasperated Jezebel: NO, but Angelin... more » IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: I'm sure you'll find this simply shocking, but Gerard Butler has had a threesome in the past year. I am shocked and appalled...that I wasn't asked to... more » morninggloria: Tom Cruise's quote reads like a Crazypants Hollywood Mad Lib. They're (animal, plural). Stuck in a (adjective) (noun). #tomcruisescientology more » apricotta: "Squirrel" is Scientologist lingo for someone who used to study Scientology but then went off and started doing their own thing. I have no clue what ... more » boobookitteh: Well I was taking that Bronson Pinchot story about Tom Cruise with a grain of salt as Bronson is, from what I've read, not exactly a paragon of sanity... more » spamanda: ... and now I have Jonathan Coulton's "Tom Cruise Crazy" in my head. It's gonna be a good day! #tomcruisescientology more » moramoo: Poor Rumpus and his owner. Sad animal news always gets me more than most people news. #tomcruisescientology more » Mireille is German for the Bart, the.: I'm not necessarily saying NOW is right - I don't work for David Letterman, so I don't know what the atmosphere there is like - but having Rob Burnett... more » ElleL: Pivert, even putting Romo in the same sentence as Beckham & Pepe is an insult to both of them. How many playoff games has Romo won again? #tomcruise... more » Ailatan: I want to see the Edward I and Guy Ritchie comparison but there is no link :( #tomcruisescientology more » -
#dirtbag
TomKat's Scientology Bash; Angie's Fashionable Role
- Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise were surprise guests at a "massive" Scientology party in England last week.
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#crappyhour
Jon Bon Jovi Seeks Justice For Iranians
Who but Gawker's Alex Pareene could help me understand Bon Jovi's Iranian tribute song, Iraqi withdrawal, the New York Senate's misdeeds and the appropriately Christian punishment for Mark Sanford's sins? More » -
#lyineyes
Top 10 Ways Male Politicians Confess To Extramarital Affairs
More and more these days, politicians appear to be straying from their marriages — but, unlike in the old days where a short public acknowledgment wasn't de rigueur, today's straying politicians are obligated to old press conferences to explain themselves.
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#newsat10
Republicans Decide Sarah Palin Best Seen, Not Heard
- Last night, Sarah Palin ended up stopping by a Republican fundraiser that she was scheduled to headline, dropped out of and tried to get back into when her 2012 rival, Newt Gingrich, took her slot. [Washington Post]
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#anotherwomanleavesthehouse
Meet The New Senator From New York: Kirsten Gillibrand
David Paterson made it official today and appointed Congresswoman Kirsten Gillibrand to fill Hillary Clinton's Senate seat. Hillary Clinton, in whose footsteps Gillibrand aspires to follow, has already called to convey her congratulations. [MSNBC] -
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Paterson To Appoint Gillibrand; Obamas Are Fisting Enthusiasts
New York Governor David Paterson is about to appoint Congresswoman Kirsten Gillibrand to Hillary Clinton's Senate seat, the right is obsessed with fisting and there's new evidence that racism isn't confined to the South. More » -
#nutjobupdate
Harriet The Fly
The newest entrant into the race to be appointed to Hillary Clinton's Senate seat is infamous Hillary supporter and P.U.M.A. Harriet Christian, who now needs "an inadequate black male" to help her out. [Washington Independent] -
#newsat11
Obama To Get Two Puppies, At Least One More Scandal
Although Crappy Hour has died, that doesn't mean you don't need all your Grabbyhanded, Burris-y Frankenstein goodness, which is why, in the spirit of the Inaugural concert series, we're inaugurating something of our own. -
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#crappyhour
If Caroline Kennedy Thinks Ladymag Writers Are Stupid, What Does She Think Of Their Readers?
Caroline Kennedy knows that real reporters don't write for women's magazines or blogs, so today, Jason Linkins and I talk about Gaza in terms of masturbation and "Barack The Magic Negro" instead of her candidacy. -
#newsroundup
Prince William Grew A Beard, And Other Scenes From A Slow News Day
- Some men grow beards in their 20s, even if they are actual royalty (we know that we already did a Snap Judgment of ol' beardo, but Will's beard deserves a double post). [Huffington Post]
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#newsroundup
Hillary Clinton Is Not Getting Involved In Her Seat, But She's The Only One Who Isn't
- Clinton told her supporters to stop talking smack about Caroline Kennedy unless they're going to endorse someone else. She doesn't want people to believe it's coming from her. [Politico]
