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more about #davidlynch more comments → MargaretMoony: "David Lynch is directing the next Marion Cotillard Dior handbag ad." ....... WHAT????? more » JessickerFletcher: I was about to say something like "I really wish I look as good as Julia by the time I'm fortysomething," then I realized, (*sigh*) I wish I looked li... more » DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton: I am SO onboard with Julia becoming the "face" of a cosmetics campaign. Linda Evangelista, bonus for 400 Alex. Un-airbrushed gorgeous 40+ ladies, yay!... more » A Small Turnip: Sephora vending machines in actual stores seems like a slightly odd choice, but if they put them in ladies' loos, I would be on that like it was cake... more » futuremouse: Somehow these items read like my train of thought when really truly baked - Julia Roberts is so pretty... like that lady's bracelet. Think she'll gi... more » andBegorrah: Okay, but then how do I get the Sephora products back into the vending machine once I've stuck my grimy fingers in every single container, contracted ... more » PaintedTrollop: I want to see Andre Leon Talley's equestrian costume, please. more » applejuice: The Bob Saget show sounds like a slightly watered down version of "Louis Theroux's Weird Weekends" - a British show which was usually interesting. [en... more » Lady Skittlehattington: Dolly Parton made "I Will Always Love You" famous. Not Whitney whateverhernameis. She just brought it back into the mainstream for a while. more » Snowbunny: "When I was reading the books, I felt so bad for Jacob's character. I was, like, 'Wow, he can't get the girl he wants and he's being shut down and use... more » laliaberry: Wait a minute - there's a Wall Street 2 movie? Goodness.. why? Why? Can someone explain to me why NOW is a good time to make a money about Wall Str... more » Snowbunny: Carrie maybe you should google "Celebrity Sex Tape Scandal" and see how suing the porn companies worked for Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian. Paris go... more » badmuthafudrucker: John Travolta saying he'd pay $10 to see something is like me saying I'd trade my snotty tissues to see the same thing. While you could wipe your cat... more » Le Kangourou de Kataroo: JESUS CHRIST, CELEBRITIES! PAY YOUR TAXES. It's not that hard of a concept! Yes, I understand you have accountants doing this stuff for you, but at th... more » Breamworthy: That Bob Saget show actually does sound interesting - but would you really call that a reality show? They're putting him into situations specifically ... more » -
#ragtrade
Pretty Woman Makes Money; Sephora Soon To Hit Vending Machines
- Julia Roberts will become a face of Lancôme, appearing in ads beginning early next year. Roberts earns up to $20 million per film, and could realize a similar amount from her first major beauty contract; the company won't say. [WWD]
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Kristen Meets Rob's Parents; Levi Talks About His "Alaskan Pipeline"
- Robert Pattinson took Kristen Stewart to a "secret" dinner with his parents. So secret that this Britloid knows about it!
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#dirtbagafterdark
Penelope And Javier Are Engaged; Jon Calls Money He Withdrew A "Paycheck"
- Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem are engaged, according to a source, who also reports, "They tried to keep it very private and quiet" (and apparently aren't succeeding). Some suspect this rumored engagement may be related to her rumored pregnancy.
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Carrie Prejean's Mom Accused Her Dad Of Being Gay; Jon and Kate Dad's Mistress Has A Sex Tape
- When Carrie Prejean said she was against gay marriage because "that's how I've been raised by my mother" she wasn't kidding. During her parents divorce, both parents hurled accusations of homosexuality at the other side.
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Is John Mayer's New Song About Jennifer Aniston?
- John Mayer wrote a song called "Heartbreak Warfare" so naturally there is speculation that it's about Ms. Jennifer Aniston. But, uh, check out these lyrics:
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Britney's Lame "Comeback"; Chris Brown & Rihanna Together In Miami
- Britney's comeback tour isn't selling so well, and Brit Brit might be singing to empty seats. She's all: "My loneliness… is killing me…" [MSNBC]
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#dirtbag
Amy Winehouse's Mother-In-Law: "Amy Has Behaved Like A Trollop"
- Amy Winehouse has returned to London after a stay in St. Lucia, in the hopes of reconciling with her husband, Blake Fielder-Civil. But Blake's mother, who called Amy a "trollop", says a reunion isn't likely.[DailyMail]
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Meryl Streep On 30 Rock? Mamma Mia!
- Meryl Streep was giddy after winning her SAG award, so Alec Baldwin asked her if she'd be on 30 Rock. She said yes! [Gatecrasher]
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#romcomdramz
It's Nora Ephron's Fault You Can't Find The Right Man
According to a "scientific" study out of Scotland, people who watch romantic comedies are "more likely to believe in predestined love." But but…Harry and Sally were meant to be!!
