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more about #davidletterman more comments → nancystender: I wish I could see her off-Bway show. I love Carrie Fisher so much. And I heard her being interviewed on NPR the other day. Leonard Lopate says, "... more » pond-side-over: Oh Carrie, ignore them - "Cute" & "hot"comes and goes, but clearly beauty is forever. more » sybann: God I love her. Remember Carrie - that asshole will grow old too (if he's lucky) and probably not be able to get it up without a little blue pill and ... more » hughman: another reason to be happy to be a gay man : carrie fisher adores us. more » Casquivana: "Is that flattering?" haha! She's awesome. I love the fact that she's so painfully self-aware, but never apologetic. She is who she is and doesn't care. more » BuffyBot: paul simon's biggest fangirl here (ineedtomeetpaulsimon.blogspot.net) personally i think some of the greatest music in history was written about how h... more » DandiDame: "That hurt all seven of my feelings." Bwah! She rules. more » IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: I love Carrie Fisher. Also, how weird is it that people expect her to look exactly the same as she did 30 years ago? Sorry Star Wars fanboys, but peop... more » QoB: Carrie Fisher and Paul Simon were married? My mind is blown. more » gangey: I used to rollerskate and read at the same time, but this is somehow much more impressive. more » JinxyMcDeath: Each activity is impressive, and then putting it together is ridiculous. I love how Dave was like "I gotta put my cards down now and deal with this a... more » BabyJane: Now do "Free Bird!" more » spamanda: That is freakin' awesome. Even Dave looks excited. more » cocobanal: How does she do that? Love her outfit. more » lastsinglestanding: This looks like a scene from every babysitting job ever. You know, the one right before a kid breaks an arm and destroys a priceless heirloom. more » -
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Carrie Fisher Faces Criticism From Paul Simon, Star Wars Fans
Last night on Letterman Carrie Fisher discussed her divorce from Paul Simon, saying it's "trippy" to "turn on the radio and hear yourself complained about in song." She also doesn't recommend Googling yourself "without lubricant." Clip at left. -
#dirtbag
Kristen Meets Rob's Parents; Levi Talks About His "Alaskan Pipeline"
- Robert Pattinson took Kristen Stewart to a "secret" dinner with his parents. So secret that this Britloid knows about it!
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#clips
Palin Nixed Poehler's Dirty "Drill Baby Drill"
Last night on Letterman, Seth Meyers said at least one part of Going Rogue is 100% true: Sarah Palin did reject a crude (and funny) "drill baby drill" joke that Amy Poehler wrote for her SNL rap. Clip at left. -
#thelechshow
Not Saying "Douche" Never Stopped Letterman From Acting Like One
Last night, David Letterman repeatedly uttered the word "douche" after reading in the Times that the word is now acceptable in primetime, declaring, "We gotta get on this 'douche' thing." It seems you already have, Dave. Clip at left. More » -
#dirtbag
Victoria Beckham Visits Underprivileged Kids; Oprah Gets Her Facts Wrong
- Victoria Beckham put away her Hermes bags and Louboutins and wore shredded jeans and combat boots as she joined son Brooklyn and spent 2 days with impoverished children in Kentucky.
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#nolaughingmatter
Guess How Many Female Writers There Are On Late Night?
The New York Times' Bill Carter crunched the numbers on how many women there are in late night comedy writers' rooms. As you might guess, it's pretty ugly. (And, as it turns out, smelly). More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Marlee Matlin: "Lighten Up, People"; Fergie Says Rappers Are "Completely Gay-Friendly"
- Some people were offended by the jokes Alex Borstein made about Marlee Matlin's speaking voice on Sunday's Family Guy special. She says, "It was sick. It was twisted. It was rude... and I was glad to be part of it."
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#dirtbagafterdark
Prejean: "If I'm A Bigot So Is Obama"; Don And Betty's Future Revealed
- In her book Still Standing Carrie Prejean says, "I believed then and I believe now that marriage should be a legally recognized sacrament between a man and a woman. If that makes me a bigot, so is Barack Obama."
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#dirtbag
Madonna's Mission In Brazil; Lindsay's Relationship With Heath Ledger
- Madonna is in Brazil, but not to meet Jesus' parents. She says:
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#dirtbagafterdark
J.Lo Sues Ex Over Sex Movie; Lindsay's Assistant Worries She'll Kill Herself
- Jennifer Lopez is suing her ex-husband Ojani Noa for $10 million and demanding he stop production of the film How I Married Jennifer Lopez, which includes video of the couple in "sexual situations" on their honeymoon.
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#dirtbagafterdark
Jon Made Up Abuse Claims; Chris Brown Covers Vibe
- Hailey Glassman's claim on The Insider that Jon Gosselin emotionally abused her was actually made up by Jon himself. A source said, "Jon and Hailey get paid for their appearances on these shows and they need the money..."
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#thelechshow
Former Late Show Writer: Damn Right It Was A Hostile Environment
A few weeks ago, I said I felt it was premature to assume that David Letterman's workplace affairs necessarily led to a hostile work environment, but if an employee came forward to say it did, I'd quit defending him.
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#dirtbag
Jessica & Gerard's Date; Letterman's "Sex" Tape
- Jessica Simpson and Gerard Butler: DATING! Well, they went to dinner, and they were at a table with friends; but they were talking laughing and flirting, so clearly, it's on. [Page Six]
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#dirtbagafterdark
Rosie & Wife Split; Randy & Al Claim Michael's Will Is Fake
- Rosie O'Donnell has confirmed the rumors that her five-year marriage to Kelli Carpenter is on the rocks. She said: "Kelli and I love each other very much and we are working on our issues..."
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#notablequotable
Patrick Bateman = Tom Cruise + Christian Bale
Director Mary Harron: "...one day he called me and he had been watching Tom Cruise on David Letterman, and he just had this very intense friendliness with nothing behind the eyes, and he was really taken with this energy." [BlackBook] -
#dirtbag
TomKat's Scientology Bash; Angie's Fashionable Role
- Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise were surprise guests at a "massive" Scientology party in England last week.
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#dirtbagafterdark
Lindsay Gets Another Year Of Probation; TLC Sues Jon Gosselin
- Today, a judge extended Lindsay Lohan's three year probation for another year to give her time to complete her alcohol education classes. Her lawyer said she's extremely busy and was only able to complete about half of the classes. [TMZ]
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#hownow
Does NOW Have Bigger Fish To Fry Than Ralph Lauren & David Letterman?
NOW has made headlines lately by speaking out against Photoshopped models and Letterman's indiscretions. A question: doesn't the 43-year old women's rights organization have better things to do?
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#beatit
Blogger "Beatdown" Tackles Sex In Hollywood, And Those Who Dare To Complain About It
Today the Washington City Paper's Sexist blog delivers a "Beatdown" on the subject of Hollywood sex scandals, the Kater Gordon firing, and how lame other bloggers are.
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