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more about #davidhasselhoff pesematology: Nice to know that being six feet tall makes you immune to weight gain? more » pinkcrickets: Well said, Viggo! You just got sexier. more » AndPreciousLittleofThat: Oh man. I always wondered what it was Charlton Heston felt like at the end of "Planet of The Apes." After reading that item about Jessica Simpson an... more » ___: I think its hugely ironic that the Democrats are still so focused on Sarah Palin while Obama's approval rating just dropped below 50% for the first ti... more » Eleanor Ramilly: Jessica's friends have the problem? No. I have the problem. Attack me if you want for gettin' all serious about this... but Billy Corgan cannot date J... more » jcb820: Sigh, Viggo. Smart+well-informed+multi-lingual+cheekbones= welcome to my fantasy land. more » Kayleigh R. Carter: You know what? You know what? Fuck these people who are tired of Jessica because she's had too many boyfriends. Oops! I forgot women were supposed to ... more » madeofawesome: No wonder Jess has such a hard time keeping her shiz together. Her friends are bishes. more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: No, Dennis, I don't expect you to do it because I barely remember who you are. more » DinosaurDanceParty: I don't really follow Russell Brand but everything I read that he says kind of annoys me. Like he is thinking maaaannn am I OUTRAGEOUS! My girlfriend'... more » Snacky_Onassis: Call me when Jessica Simpson is dating Adam Green... Until then, yawn. more » hughman: i would never in a million years have pictured Susan Sarandon as the grandmother in Lovely Bones. i was always thinking an Elaine Stritch type. god i... more » midwesternmom: Any UK Jezzies can correct me on this, but didn't Bob Geldof end up with custody of his ex-wife's daughter by Michael Hutchence? Kinda odd to be slam... more » TransFat: Ah hoodrat. Haven't seen that term in awhile. Thanks Dennis for reminding me how creative misogyny can be. more » Tchotchke: I'm listening to Gish in memorial. more » HannahBethD: I'm so conflicted!!! I mean, Billy Corgan's music kept my teenage self from shuffling free of the mortal coil. But then Tila and the weird solo album ... more » TheFormerJuneBronson: Jessica, please. I know things are tight with the college admissions because of the economy and whatnot, and it's true you're not eighteen anymore, bu... more » Evie Havok: I thought Nicole Kidman was 5'10''. IMDB lied to me? more » Ruby_de_la_Booby: When he wrote "The Road," Cormac McCarthy was thinking of a Palin presidency when he envisioned the event that ruined the world. So Viggo is probably... more » Hooplehead: Viggo speaks the truth. Much as it scares me. more » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Jess Is "Smitten" With Billy Corgan; Viggo Warns Palin's "Not Going Away"
- A photo has surfaced of Jessica Simpson out with Billy Corgan of the Smashing Pumpkins on Friday night. A source says they're "officially dating... she has fallen hard and is smitten."
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Chris Brown Won't Sing On GMA; Britney Proposed & Got Rejected
- Chris Brown will not be singing on Good Morning America next week as scheduled. He will, however, "come clean" in a primetime interview about what happened the night he assaulted former girlfriend Rhianna. [NY Post]
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Rumors Swirl After Tiger Woods' Car Accident; Jen And Gwyneth Are BFFs
- Tiger Woods was briefly hospitalized after his car crashed into a fire hydrant and tree outside of his home early Friday morning. Woods suffered lacerations on his lips, but is otherwise "in good condition." [Reuters]
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#goodbadugly
Brace Yourselves For MTV Europe Music Awards
A lot of entertainers made the trek to Berlin - Beyonce, Shakira, Lil Kim, Juliette Lewis, Katy Perry and, obviously, the Hoff - because, apparently, you can wear the most ludicrous of getups and no one cares. More » -
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Nicole Talks Marriage, Sex; Duhamel Denies Cheating On Fergie
- Nicole Kidman to British GQ: "I've explored obsession. I've explored loss and love in terms of being in a grief-stricken place, I've explored strange sexual fetish stuff…"
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Johnny And Kate Make Holiday Plans, Jen And John Get Back Together, And Levi Loads Up On Moose Meat
- Kate Moss and her boyfriend, Jamie Hince, have been invited to spend Christmas on Johnny Depp's private island with Depp and his wife, Vanessa Paradis. Celebrities! They're just like us...if we had an ex-boyfriend with a private island. [TheSun]
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#dirtbagafterdark
Heidi May (Or May Not) Have Given Birth; Mickey Defends Use Of Gay Slur
- Radar Online reports that Heidi Klum gave birth to her fourth child, a daughter named Lou Samuel, early this morning. Us however, insists it isn't true, but labor is imminent. This shouldn't be so complicated, people. [Radar Online, Us]
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Lindsay Lands Gig When Pussycat Doll Cancels; John Mayer's "A Very Inventive Lover"
- Lindsay Lohan will host concerts coinciding with the Singapore Grand Prix this weekend because Nicole Scherzinger had to cancel. Linds says she's qualified because, "I studied NASCAR for almost a year for Herbie. It was very hot inside those cars..."
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Lindsay Knows Her Burglar; Hasselhoff's Problem From Meds, Not Booze
- This is not surprising: Nick Prugo, the 18-year-old accused of burglarizing Lindsay Lohan's house, was seen hanging out with Lindsay on the set of Labor Pains at least 10 times.
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Losing Daisy Leaves Jess At "Worst Place Ever"; Khloé Will Marry This Weekend
- One of Jessica Simpson's "friends" claims she's at her lowest point ever after losing her dog because, "Daisy was her baby... It's going to put her into a tailspin. It will put her into the worst place ever."
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#dirtbag
Courtney Love's Toilet Trouble; Backstage Emmy Drama
- Courtney Love "went nuts" when a guest at a party opened an unlocked bathroom and saw her on the toilet with her skirt around her ankles.
- Courtney Love "went nuts" when a guest at a party opened an unlocked bathroom and saw her on the toilet with her skirt around her ankles.
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#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Bulging Beach Bodies & Hasselhoff Death Watch
If it's Wednesday, we must be playing Midweek Madness. Why else would assistant Margaret and I let the tabloids — Ok!, Us, In Touch, Life & Style and Star — kick us in the shins?
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#dirtbagafterdark
Brooke Defends Kiefer; Miss California Takes Steps Against Carrie
- Brooke Shields is contradicting her own reps, who said she wasn't involved in the Kiefer Sutherland headbutting incident. Now she says she "was bumped into by Jack McCollough and Kiefer Sutherland became concerned."
