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more about #davidcarradine fulanita: "Where were the 8 kids while Kate Gosselin was taping her new TV show? In the care of nannies." Where are my kids while I'm working? In the care of ... more » lalaland13: I hear Jason and Chloe are in talks to star in a show together. It will be called How I Met Your Mothers. more » Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: I was way funnier when it happened with Donnie, Drew. more » formerflautist: They already made The Outsiders into a TV show years ago. I remember watching it. It was kinda bad and didn't last long.[www.imdb.com] more » GirlFailer: Picture of Nathan Fillion's behind: [images.fanpop.com] You'll have to copy and paste the link, since it's NSFW... but it is amazing. Unicorns and... more » ahpooks: How exactly does Octomom have time to do yoga? I have a two year old and a four month old and I can't even go to the bathroom let alone do yoga on my ... more » elaborate bacon (princessprissypants): But Jason Segel why? Whhhhhhyyyyyy? What about all those times you told me you loved me in my imagination? more » RoseColette (fewer thorns; more coffee): I watch Castle -- and try not to cringe every time the female detective is made to look sloppy simply to make Castle look good. Hoping this season the... more » sylvie calls shotgun!!: Guilty admission: I watch 'Castle'. It's a guilty pleasure. It's like 'Moonlighting' meets Law and Order SVU or something. It's cute. That is all. more » erinna: I used to be pretty indifferent about Chloe Sevigny. I now HATE Chloe Sevigny. :-( more » Theacracy: I kind of envy Martha Stewart's discomfort/prudish response to nudity... I'm getting to the point where not much shocks me anymore. more » whynotshesaid: I am very jealous of Chloe Sevigny. (And not just because she is awesome on Big Love, either.) Jason Segel is my most inexplicable crush. He is goo... more » Maritsa: I loooooove Nathan Fillion and am glad he finally seems to be on a show that won't be cancelled in 5 minutes. I forgot to TiVo Castle last night, thou... more » BabyJane: I'm surprised that Martha didn't whip out some fabric swatches and a glue gun, which she surely carries everywhere, and fashion some clothes for the c... more » cuteasabutton: I've been reading Russell Brand's Booky Wook and...my ladyboner for him is dead. I still think he is a funny and intelligent performer, but if I ever ... more » bellejay: Rob Lowe, you read my mind. The Outsiders is definitely long overdue for a re-watch at my house. more » rednrowdy: i hope someone listened to rob lowe's plea. could you imagine how kick ass amazing a tv show of 'the outsiders' would be?! more » UrbanAchiever: Drew's dog moment sounds very Dude. more » BlondeGoddess: No wonder LiLo is f*ckedup. Imagine being robbed by people you know. Jeez. Who needs enemies with friends like these. more » Jess A.: I was so excited about the Castle premiere last night! I love that show, even if it is a little bit on the goofy side. Fillion = THE BEST more » -
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Lindsay Knows Her Burglar; Hasselhoff's Problem From Meds, Not Booze
- This is not surprising: Nick Prugo, the 18-year-old accused of burglarizing Lindsay Lohan's house, was seen hanging out with Lindsay on the set of Labor Pains at least 10 times.
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Beth & Kate Make Beautiful Music; Michael's Secret Girlfriend
- Kate Moss and Beth Ditto performed an "impromptu duet" at a club last night — singing "Space Oddity" by David Bowie. Guess who thought they did a great job? Simon Cowell. [The Sun]
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Madonna's Adopted Child Has A Posse
- Madonna has flown a nanny and a nurse to Malawi to look after Mercy while adoption papers and visas are being arranged. The deal's not done and the kid already has an entourage! [The Sun]
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Mercy's Father Will No Longer Fight Madonna Over Adoption
- James Kambewa, the father of Mercy James, the Malawian girl who's being adopted by Madonna, says he will no longer fight the adoption: "My only plea to Madonna is that she should seriously look after the child," he says. [Reuters]
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Chastity Bono Is Transgender; Real Housewife Of NJ Welcomes Baby
- A rep for Chastity Bono—the child of Sonny and Cher—confirms that Bono is in the initial stages of transitioning from female to male.
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Alba's A Vandal; Beyoncé's A Diva; Brad's Artsy-Fartsy
- Jessica Alba put up posters of sharks in Oklahoma City — defacing a United Way billboard — and then took pictures of herself, arms raised victorious. Turns out…
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Miley & Justin Split; Megan Fox Likes Weed
- Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston have split after less than a year together. A source says the breakup was a result of Miley's traveling, and not Nick Jonas, although he and Miley "have been spending time together." [Us]
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Lindsay & Sam Back Together; Madonna's Adopting Mercy
- Looks like Lindsay Lohan's stalking paid off: Her new Twitter message says:
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Paris Hilton Loves Doggie Style; David Carradine Loved "Elaborate Sexual Devices"
- Paris Hilton's dogs live better than you do. She posted pictures via Twitter of their doghouse—for her 13 purse-sized dogs—that was designed as a mini version of her own home. [Daily Mail]
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Lindsay's Meltdown; Angie & Brad's Wedding Plans; Pete Doherty's Arrest
- Lindsay Lohan had a "meltdown" in a club in London, which involved saying:
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Ashton & Demi Want Susan Boyle; Marilyn Manson Cries Over Drugs
- A source claims that Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore want Susan Boyle to sing at their wedding anniversary party. Demi reportedly would also like Susan to "flash her knee" at Ashton. [Daily Express]
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Kristin Makes Bank; Brit Wants To Meet Queen; Susan Boyle Leaves Clinic
- You may want to just give up on life: Kristin Cavallari is getting $63,000 per episode to "play" a "villain" on The Hills. [PopCrunch]
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David Carradine's Death "Accidental"; Lindsay Lohan Is Pawning Jewelry
- David Carradine's death is now being described as "accidental." He was found naked, hanging by a rope in a closet of his hotel room in Thailand, where he was shooting the movie Stretch. [Daily Mail]
