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more about #davidblaine more comments → Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC: I know it's a lot to hope for, but maybe Oprah's new selection is the Boonsdocks comic strip series, "Public Enemy #2". I know that it's not, but sti... more » heykoukla: Oh, Kelly Osbourne, being scared of something means you should completely avoid doing it. That is how I have remained: a. a nobody, and b. unsucce... more » Dancingfrog: The Jack Klugman story is heartbreaking. Reality stars can just keep sueing and then getting another reality show and get more money and sue again, bu... more » Breamworthy: This made me realize how much stupid media speculation I've absorbed about MJ. I clicked on the link for the doc who said he wanted to impregnate her,... more » Antennapedia: ...am I the only person who has the Eddie Izzard voice for their GPS? "Bear right... MONKEY LEFT!" more » Aesop's Foibles. YES.: I am now fixated on the GPS voice-thing. I want Sean Connery on mine. SO bad. more » redqueenmeg: Is Most Dangerous Celebrity to Google something I can put on my acting resume? Because if so I have a lot of virus seeding to do. more » Ailatan: Carey Mulligan? Isabella Thorpe in Northanger Abbey? I thought she had better taste than Shia Le Bouf (sp?) more » Kivrin: "Remember The Machinist?" Yes, unfortunately, I do. I've been trying to forget it. *shudder* more » sybann: "The lanes, they are a changing..." Get me Alan Rickman for my Tom Tom - I considered buying John Cleese just for the line "watch out for that dog! O... more » BlondeGoddess: O Katy. Commenting on you and your 'big boobs' feels like feeding the trolls. more » bluetrain84: Uggh, I think listening to Bob Dylan's voice on a GPS would drive me crazy. Don't get me wrong, he's got some great music and his lyrics are awesome,... more » BiteMeMitchell!: Ok, am I the only person who has never actually noticed Katy Perry's supposedly ginormous breasts? But then I spent years watching Party of Five and m... more » rednrowdy: oh gerard. how about this? how about you and me go hang out in glasgow for a good long while? we'll drink until you find me remotely attractive and... more » rogerdoger: They do play "When Love Takes Over" CONSTANTLY here in Hungary, so good for Kelly Rowland. For some reason I assumed it was just as popular in the St... more » -
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Jessica Biel Is Dangerous; More Details On Michael Jackson Death
- Jessica Biel is "the most dangerous celebrity to search in cyberspace," according to security software firm McAfee.
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Jon & Kate Custody Questions; Evan Rachel Makes Marilyn Feel Violent
- Though Kate Gosselin filed for divorce from Jon on Monday, the filing does not contain custody information at this time. Will Kate ask for primary custody? How much time will Jon get? [Star Magazine]
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Mia Farrow's Hunger Strike Has Not Gone Viral On YouTube
Conscientious readers of the HuffPo will be aware that Mia Farrow has embarked upon a 21-day hunger strike to draw attention to Darfur. Conscientious viewers of YouTube will be more familiar with "Cop Tasers Child!!!" More » -
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Jennifer Hudson: Mom-To-Be?
- Gossipeuse Janet Charlton claims Jennifer Hudson is knocked up. JHud is currently on tour; her fiancé, "Punk" from I Love New York, is training to become a professional wrestler. [Janet Charlton's Hollywood]
