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#wildkingdom
Man Vs. Wild (Woman): Intrepid Explorer Exposes Dangerous "Cheetahs"
Explorers on the dark continent of dating have long known the dangers of the fearsome cougar. But a new menace lurks in the shadows: the cheetah. Luckily, one man has the balls to take this beast on.
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#dumpinggrounds
Beware The "Turkey Drop": Holiday Dumping Season Is Upon Us
If you've ever dumped someone or been dumped right around Thanksgiving, you're apparently not alone: the holiday is responsible for the demise of many a shaky relationship, thanks to the phenomenon known as "the turkey drop." More » -
#sparklyvampires
If You Were 13, Would You Love Edward Cullen, Too?
Wherever the New Moon promotional blitz goes, Twilight-related analysis pieces are sure to follow. In today's Guardian, several experts explain Edward Cullen's appeal to teenage girls, noting that he represents the "predatory yet alluring boy." But is that really true? More » -
#waxingpoetic
When It Comes To Waxing, Advice Columnist Says There's Not Really A Choice
It must be Shady Advice Month, as it seems that every day, yet another "advice" columnist offers a fairly insulting response to a reader. Today, it's Suzi Godson of the Times of London, on the subject of pubic hair. More » -
#eightisenough
Hailey Glassman On Emotionally Abusive Boyfriend Jon Gosselin
It was hard not to feel at least a little bad for Hailey Glassman tonight on The Insider. For the entire show, she cried as she talked about hurtful comments from tabloids, and what a dick her boyfriend can be. More » -
#monstermash
Man Vs. Wild
Just in time for Halloween, the NY Post helps you figure out which "emotional monster" you're currently dating. Is your significant other an Edward Cullen-eque nightmare or a sweetly grunting Chewbacca? [NYPost] -
#dating
OMG: Shocking Truths About Older Women & Younger Men Revealed!
A study published in the Journal of Couple and Relationship Therapy focused on couples in which the wife is at least 10 years older. Guess what? People in these relationships don't think of them as weird! More » -
#westbankstory
Complete Lack of Understanding Of Teenage Brain In Middle East
Fascinating/depressing story on NPR about a group of Jewish "vigilantes" trying to stop interracial dating in Israel - and their shockingly inept approach: More » -
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#whatwomenwant
Who Knew?: Women Prefer To Be Treated Like People, Not Sex Objects
Dating site OKCupid analyzed 500,000 inquiry messages and found, as shown in the chart at left, that calling a woman "pretty" decreased a man's chance of getting a response. Women prefer comments about their interests, not looks. [Sociological Images] -
#psa
Yes, It Hurts When Women Accidentally Get Hit "Down There"
I once saw a male friend fall to ground after getting nailed in the crotch by a basketball. As he writhed on the ground in the fetal position, he hissed, "You can't possibly understand how much this hurts." Oh, really? More » -
#xoxo
Do You Judge People By Their Public Displays Of Affection?
The Daily Mail is currently running photographs of Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon, who shared a painfully awkward kiss on Oprah last week. I think we're supposed to see these pictures and think, "Their marriage is a sham!" But why? More » -
#weightwatchers
More To Love Finale: Luke Proposes; We Learn "Love Has No Shape Or Size"
At some point during last night's TWO HOUR finale of the show formerly known as The Fatchelor, I yelled at the screen, "JUST GET IT OVER WITH!" More » -
#brotallyawesome
Ask Men Thinks They're Too Good For You, Ladies
Ladies, Ask Men doesn't want no scrubs, and in this case, a scrub is a girl who is too pretty, too sexy, and too broke. Let's hang out the passenger side and call BS on this crap, shall we? More » -
#gunsroses
Man Robs Woman, Then Asks Her For A Date
Columbus, Ohio police say 20-year-old Stephfon Bennett robbed a couple in their home on Sunday with two other men, then returned two hours later to ask the woman out. She recognized him and he was arrested. [N.Y. Daily News] More » -
#weightwatchers
More To Love: "I'm The First 300 Lb. Man You've Been With"
Last night, on the show formerly known as The Fatchelor,PukeLuke flipped the script by asking Malissa if his weight was okay with her. More » -
#weightwatchers
More To Love: "We'd Have Some Good-Looking Kids"
If you've been keeping an eye on The Fatchelor since the beginning, you've noticed that even though there were ladies crying about being fat, big or "plus-sized" at the start, the four remaining women are large-breasted, hourglass-shaped stunners. More » -
#kittykorner
No One Harmed At Cougar Convention
It's tough being critical of the Bay Area Cougar Convention, when, from the looks of the photographic evidence, everyone had a fantastic time. But there's still a problem: More » -
#brotallyawesome
A Quickie From Our Friends At Men's Health
According to the folks at Men's Health, when your girlfriend fails to initiate sex with you, you should "buy her new shoes" to loosen her up a bit. Oh, Men's Health. Charming as ever! [Men's Health] More » -
#gameover
Silk Shirts Will Turn You Into A Slut And Other Terrible Dating Advice
A reader wrote in this morning to tip us off to an article, asking if it was, perhaps, "the most awful dating advice ever." I don't know if it's the most awful, Dear Reader, but I'd say it's pretty close. More » -
#playitagain
What Does Your Relationship "Soundtrack" Sound Like?
500 Days Of Summer co-writer tells the LA Times that "every relationship has a soundtrack," and that said soundtrack holds clues to whether or not a couple will last. Bonding over The Smiths, he notes, is "not good." Uh-oh! More »
