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more about #daria more comments → TRexstasy: Eau de Joan's tagline: I told you no crying in the break room. more » kookoocachaw: Paul Rudd: Sex Panther Smells like: pure gasoline, bigfoot's dick, bits of panther Bottle Style: A panther's head Cost: Your dignity Tagline: "60% of ... more » DorothyBarker: Rachel Maddow: (Holy cow) Moments Smells: Fresh and gay, like clean water, green grass, sneakers, gin, humility and a calm but righteous indignation. ... more » plattitude: Kate Bush: Love & Anger Smells Like: Hills you can run up, gaffer's tape, clouds, pomegranate, rubber bands, sensuality Bottle Style: A red shoe Cost:... more » emdy: Lisa Simpson: Lionheart Smells like: journal paper, library books, ponies, intelligent with a sprinkle of heart and a dash of promise. Bottle Style: ... more » Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon.: I'm still convinced that all my truly filthy hipster friends must have their own perfume, because they all have a particular scent that is unattainabl... more » Big_Noise_From_Winnetka: Here goes: Simply Sarah by Sarah Palin Smells like: ambition, viciousness, desperation, and megalomania, with just a hint of moose juice Bottle des... more » Lady Saira, Vere de Vere: Nirvana by Nirvana Smells like: Teen spirit more » sweetcheesus: Howza bout... Smell My Fierce by Tyra Notes: glitter, old photos, new magazines, eyeshadow, spankings, used stilettos, tears of rejected model hopeful... more » ATull: "Winning Love by Daylight" by Sailor Moon Smells like: Love and justice! Cost: Serena's lunch money Bottle style: The moon (obviously!) Tagline: Buy i... more » girlarchaeologist: Winchester by Sam and Dean Winchester Smells like: Gunpowder, rock salt, engine oil, and grave dust, with subtle hints of brimstone Bottle style: The ... more » Snowbunny: Deep (Fried) by Paula Deen Smells like: Butter with undertones of pig fat Bottle style: a suspiciously familiar 8 oz rectangle Cost: Your arterial hea... more » la.donna.pietra: Frack! by Kyra Thrace Smells like: cigar smoke, engine oil, steel, and tuberose Bottle style: A Cylon Raider ship Cost: Winnings in a decent card gam... more » la.donna.pietra: Eau d' Agent Cooper Smells like: top notes of cherry pie mellowing into coffee, pine, and gunpowder. Bottle style: Mountain range Cost: Affordable on... more » rodmanstreet: Eau de Veronica Sawyer: Smells like: Corn nuts, brain tumors, some bitter notes, and just a hint of lighter fluid. Cost: Two tickets to the Big Fun ... more » -
#dollarsandscents
5 Celebrity-Inspired Fragrances We'd Actually Wear
People is currently running a roundup of celebrity fragrance ads, featuring star-scent-stalwarts such as Sarah Jessica Parker, Jennifer Lopez, and Paris Hilton. While those are all well and good, it made me wish certain other celebrities also had signature scents. More » -
#sicksadworld
Finally: Daria To Be Released On DVD
It's taken MTV eight years, but Daria is finally going to be released on DVD in 2010. We can all let out a collective, monotone "Yay." To celebrate, we've compiled some of our favorite moments of the apathetic teen antihero. More » -
#dirtbag
Trouble For Justin And Jessica, Debbie Rowe Sends Mixed Signals Over Custody Battle
- Are Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake on the rocks? "Things don't look good for them right now - they've hit a really rocky spot," says a source. The couple have been dating for two years. [NYDN]
