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more about #daniellestaub more comments → Sputnik_Sweetheart: Why do I have a feeling that Coco is going to have serious health problems later on in life? more » pesematology: Yoko Ono is love. more » ChickyOnly: Just wanted to share since there are so many Coco-lovers on here that I've met Coco (and Ice) and she's lovely and sweet in person. They were at the a... more » midwesternmom: So, all I have to do to get a bubble-butt like Coco's is work out in stripper heels? I am off to the mall (the strip mall, that is). more » braak: You are, as usual, completely correct.: Wow, Stephanie! That IS really weird! ZOMG! more » Tippi Hedren: I bet Coco and T have a great relationship. I love those two. more » thesciencegirl wields the truth like a mighty axe.: Last night, at my salsa class, the instructor made us do partner squats (in heels!) to make a point about balance. My legs are KILLING me today. I c... more » limber: Aw. Simon Pegg, that's how I feel about Christmasy London, too. Sniff. [...cough] more » Penny: I would totally fuck Peaches. She's my huge girl crush. Love her like a million stars. more » Penny: Seriously, Coco's ass has to be one of the World's Wonders. more » SomeAuthorGirl: Considering I am the only person I know that does not think Larry David or anything he does is all that funny, it is a blessing that he is sans computer. more » TurtleSpeak: Coco is proof that butt implants can do more for your ass than squats. You don't need perfect form when you've got a couple of slabs of silicone in yo... more » sableized (sister europe): I for one would like to request that Yoko Ono's tweets are MANDATED from now on. Like, no Tweet Beats without a little Yoko. The woman is a logician's... more » sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): I am irrationally irritated by Lisa Rinna not putting an apostrophe in "Spellings". YOU HAD ENOUGH CHARACTERS FOR AN APOSTROPHE, LISA RINNA! /overly ... more » GirlFailer: I just don't understand that behind. I have a nice behind, but in earning that behind, came a larger waist, and all around extra body fat. I... am baf... more » -
#tweetbeat
Ice-T's Wife's Butt Is A Sight To Behold
Today in Tweet Beat, Ice-T's wife Coco posts a picture of her rear, Jessica Simpson is pissed that Star dragged her into Tiger Woods' mess, and Real Housewives of New Jersey's Danielle Staub has written a book of her own. More » -
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Jersey Shore's Pauly D To Hang With Ashton Kutcher
Today in Tweet Beat, Pauly D will teach Ashton Kutcher how to get the perfect blow out, Paris Hilton thinks that Dr. Dre is "dope," and Countess LuAnn has a "hot new boyfriend." More » -
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Lindsay's Parents Argue Over Intervention; Mischa Needs A Drink
- Michael and Dina Lohan will work together on getting Lindsay Lohan off of pills. Says Michael Lohan. [Radar Online]
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Diablo Cody Might Work On The Playboy Movie?
Today in Tweet Beat, Hugh Hefner is meeting with Brian Grazer and Diablo Cody about the Playboy movie that's in the works, Frances Bean and LeVar Burton are Twitter buddies, and Kim Zolciak explains her relationship status with Big Poppa. More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Jay-Z Defends Kanye; Second Lohan Robbery Suspect Found On Facebook
- Jay-Z is one of the few people still on Team Kanye after the VMA incident. "I think it was rude but the way they're treating him..." says Jay-Z. "He's on the cover of every paper. He didn't kill anybody..."
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#tweetbeat
Oh God: Jon Gosselin Is Officially On Twitter
Today in Tweet Beat, Jon Gosselin has a Twitter account and a children's foundation, Kim Zolciak claims her topless photos weren't Photoshopped "that much," and Demi Moore gets upset (and might be taking legal action against Perez Hilton). More » -
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Kendra Wilkinson Is Working On Her Book
Today in Tweet Beat, Kendra has a book deal and someone to write it, Intervention interventionist Ken Seeley is on some weird crash diet, Real Housewives of New Jersey's Danielle Staub is desperate for people to stalk her. More » -
#dirtbag
Gerard & Jen Get "Married"; Lindsay's "Incriminating" Videos Stolen?
- Gerard Butler had to shoot a wedding photograph with Jennifer Aniston as a prop for their characters in The Bounty. Gerard says:
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#tweetbeat
Holly Madison Is Not A Fan Of Airbrushed Photos
Today in Tweet Beat, Miley Cyrus lost something (no not that), Dave Coulier got recognized in a Home Depot (but mistaken for another celebrity), and Frances Bean Cobain is wise beyond her years. More » -
#ragtrade
Bring Back Old Marc; Michael Kors Answers Important Questions About His Sex Life
- This rather banal anecdote about Michael Kors being mistaken for Marc Jacobs is enlivened by an adorable photo of the two from when Jacobs was pale and long-haired and still had those clear-framed glasses that are so totally hot. [FWD]
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#dirtbagafterdark
Keith Urban Says Nicole's Not Pregnant; Funeral Plans Set For Michael
- Keith Urban says the rumors that wife Nicole Kidman is pregnant again are not true, but rather, "A little bit of tweaking [of photos] does that..."
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#jerseyfresh
Real Housewife Danielle Staub's All My Children Scene
When Danielle Staub showed her modeling pictures to her kids in the season finale of RHONJ, she said she was on All My Children. Turns out she was a day player in 2001: One scene, with two lines. More » -
#mixedbag
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
Many weeks, we come across stupid stuff on TV that might fall through the cracks. In Mixed Bag, we collect those odds and ends, for a multimedia compilation of pop culture crap. More » -
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Real Housewives: Danielle's Sex Tape, Andy's New Show, Atlanta Preview, Kim's Wig Line
So much is going on in the Real Housewives franchise right now. Danielle successfully got the release of her sex tape blocked, reunion host Andy Cohen got his own late-night talk show, and the Atlanta season premieres July 30. More » -
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Real Housewives Of New Jersey Reunion Recap
On last night's reunion, Teresa was particularly inarticulate ("cleansiness") and absurd, especially when defending her husband's gay slur, saying that a "very gay" friend of theirs said that anyone who took offense to it is stupid. More » -
#dirtbag
Jon & Kate Custody Questions; Evan Rachel Makes Marilyn Feel Violent
- Though Kate Gosselin filed for divorce from Jon on Monday, the filing does not contain custody information at this time. Will Kate ask for primary custody? How much time will Jon get? [Star Magazine]
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#dirtbag
GLAAD Not Happy About Brüno; SJP's Surrogate Targeted By Cops
- GLAAD is concerned about Sacha Baron Cohen's depiction of homosexuality in Brüno:
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#jerseyfresh
Real Housewives Of New Jersey Finale: "Prostitution Whore!"
On last night's finale, Teresa hosted a last supper for the cast and their families, where everyone laughed about her new tits and sore vadge. Then she excused the children from the room so she could flip over a table. More » -
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Real Housewives Of New Jersey: The Sex Tape
Well, we shoulda seen this coming. Star reports that Danielle's ex-boyfriend Steve Zalewski — the 27-year-old who looks 45 — is trying to sell sex tapes of Danielle to the highest bidder. More » -
#playinghostess
Housewife Of New Jersey Danielle Hosts Today
Today's week-long Real Housewives co-hosting run had Hoda joined by Danielle (from the New Jersey cast). She talked about "the book," her plea bargain, how much she weighs, which tooth is capped, and her ring size. More »
