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more about #danicapatrick NewsBunny: Tiger Woods' PR people are making a clusterfuck out of this. They're building a mystery better than Raymond Chandler ever did, for Chrissakes. And w... more » chinaplate: Ok, I'm sorry to spout on this but its kind of a personal mission of mine. Things small children shouldn't wear on their feet, except at very occasion... more » lafleur: Pete...Peter... can't we all just get along and remember when you used to do this with Carl Barât? There, isn't that better? more » Snowbunny: I think high heels and pearls are every bit a legit childhood fashion choice as batman capes and pirate swords. more » NellMood: I took ballroom dancing against my will as a kid (older than Suri, from age 8-13) and heels were absolutely against the rules. I didn't even know they... more » Lolita Hazed: Re: Roman Polanski: OHHH GOOD FOR YOU. more » MargaretMoony: Strangely, Pete Doherty seems have a lot in common with my 9th grade History teacher. Both are incoherent most of the time and love the German natio... more » suzannelb: RE: Anthony Michael Hall -- I'm honestly a little confused about how, exactly, you bite someone on the forehead. I just tried it with my cat* and it d... more » PhillyLass: I seem to recall previous Jezebel posters commenting on the oddity of Suri being carried all over the place. Now that the kid is walking on her own, w... more » Little Green Frog (Wise Latina): The Salahis are like Forrest Gump. There are pictures of them with everyone at every event in the last few years, no? more » likepenguins: Oh, Peter. Go back to singing the Hugo the Hippo theme song and being rakishly charming, would you? I'm confused as to why the Tiger Woods thing is ... more » Kristinkles Ingabogovinanana: Now I'm scared that Tiger Woods is secretly the Trinity Killer. I watch too much Dexter. more » MalinaMango: I wish people would learn not to preface any statement with "Like any little girl/boy/kid," because no matter what they're finishing that sentence wit... more » Scout: i'm telling you CONjack is going to do something baaaaaad, worse....soon. Brittany....get out while you can girl! more » sayah: Yay for Rachelle Lefevre! She was one of the actors I actually liked in Twilight. more » swashbuckling: With an attitude like that, Danica, I invite you to kiss MY math. more » SUNNY1: Katie Holmes, you do not speak for me. When I was a kid, I thought jellies were the shit and high heels were evil. I still think that. more » SheelaNaGig: I may not agree with the high heels in the street, but it really isn't anyone's place to judge how the Cruises (or anyone else) raise their child. As... more » LuvEwan: Ian McKellen, you are a beautiful human being. more » curiousgeorgiana: There is nothing good about the Go Daddy commercials. And the fact that they are effective is not something to be proud of. Oh, sorry. In my opinio... more » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Katie Defends Suri's High-Heel Habit; Tiger Pulls Out Of Golf Tournament
- Katie Holmes doesn't see anything wrong with 3-year-old Suri wearing high heels. "Like every little girl, she loves my high heels," says Katie. "They're actually ballroom dancing shoes for kids... I found them for her and she loves them." [Us]
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#ragtrade
Lindsay Gets A Gig; Kylie Creates Men's Scent
- Lindsay Lohan channels Marilyn Monroe on the August cover of Spanish Vogue. [ONTD]
- Fornarina also decided to go another round with the actress — but in these fall ads, they Photoshopped the Lohan to look like Heather Graham. [Sun]
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#faceoffs
"Battle" Of The Danicas: Patrick Vs. McKellar
On the heels of news that Danica Patrick might switch from the Indy Racing League to NASCAR, we decided to compare athlete Danica Patrick to mathlete Danica McKellar. More » -
#baritall
Does SI's Swimsuit Edition Illustrate The "Sexiness Of The Culture"?
The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition hits stands today, and cover model Bar Refaeli is so excited about winning the coveted modeling gig, she simply cannot keep her drawers on!
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#badvertising
Personal Foul: Super Bowl Ads Deliver Old Fashioned Sexism
Every 30 seconds of advertising during last night's Super Bowl cost $3 million, so advertisers really tried to come up with something innovative: hot girls and crude stereotypes about women. More » -
#snapjudgment
Danica Patrick: Life In The Fast Lane
[Daytona Beach, FL. January 24. Image via WENN.]
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#dirtbag
Jeremy Piven Poisoned? Sounds Fishy, Say Experts
- None other than the National Fisheries Institute has responded to Entourage actor Jeremy "Thermometer" Piven's claims that he has suffered from mercury poisoning.
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