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more about #danecook Island of Misfit Toys: I just feel like there's no hope for LL left. Even her parents have given up and are now publicly justifying their protective actions to remove respon... more » braak: You are, as usual, completely correct.: Man, who is Lindsay Lohan to me? No one, I don't care about Lindsay Lohan. She made some okay movies, but it's not like she was some undiscovered Me... more » boobookitteh: Pam Anderson in a trailer. I love it when the jokes write themselves. #alecbaldwin more » PrincessOfPower: Dane Cook, was that a not-so-thinly veiled attack on David Cross? You will never be the comedian he is. Plus he's a board certified Analrapist. #alecb... more » Hooplehead: Dane Cook has so many mixed metaphors going on in his statement that I'm not entirely sure of his point. But as I recall, Mr.Cook had the singular di... more » LouisiAnna: Does anyone think Dane Cook really has the approval of Chris Rock? I'm calling balderdash on this one. Also, Mr. Cook would be delightful if he would ... more » MediasBlue: Pardon me while I clear my calendar on January 3rd so I can watch Iron Chef! Woo-hoo! #alecbaldwin more » gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy: As for Levi buying his baby son hockey gear: my son had his first baseball mitt by the time he was three weeks old, so I get it. It's just something d... more » sybann: Wow! Coincidence! I removed Oprah's Karaoke Challenge from my TiVo - just because (it looked like a cheaper version of AI which I don't watch either).... more » LombardCapaneus: I'm not the greatest commenter here (not even an account) but I do read regularly. I don't know why you use "whatshername" and "whatshisname" but it'... more » Eleanor Ramilly: I've seen Dane Cook do stand up. I've seen David Cross do stand up. Who do you think was better? Take your time with this one. Really feel it out. #al... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Confession time. Dane Cook is from my hometown. He apparently used to work at the video store close to my house, so I probably met him hundreds of tim... more » o-line: Right. Dane Cook, master comedy thespian. Good Luck Chuck, Dan in Real Life and My Best Friend's Girl might be free from talking animals, but they're ... more » Working-for-the-weekend: I have an unnatural hatred of Dane Cook and I don't know why. #alecbaldwin more » Elaken: If I was Lindsay I would be so dead set against rehab now. Because then her dad would be able to gloat about her going. Plus rehab is not some magic... more » ericacartman: Ummm, let's hope there's a surprise ass-shot in It's Complicated, then. Don't tease us. #alecbaldwin more » keldo: Very classy, Sharon. Very classy. #alecbaldwin more » hortense: So Dane Cook is going after David Cross then, right? Because I think David Cross already addressed this a few years ago. #alecbaldwin more » phdgossip: When has Britney not lip synced her live shows? Why do people keep acting surprised at this revelation? Are there people who are honestly fans of he... more » Kristinkles Ingabogovinanana: Ah Stephen Colbert, I think we all know who will be bringing the Awesomesauce to Thanksgiving dinner this year. #dirtbag more » -
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Alec Has A "Great Ass"; Michael Lohan On Dina & Lindsay's "Lies"
- It's Complicated's Alec Baldwin has amazing body image. "I have a great ass, if I may say so. That's a part of my body that needs no surgical enhancement or rearranging." But when it comes to cosmetic surgery, Baldwin says:
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Bret Michaels In Bus Crash; Joyce DeWitt Arrested For DUI
- A car lost control this weekend and hit Bret Michaels' tour bus on a highway in Canada, causing a five car pile up. No one was injured. [People]
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Michael Jackson Pronounced Dead At 50
- According to reports from law enforcement sources, Michael Jackson was pronounced dead this afternoon after arriving at the hospital in a coma. He suffered a cardiac arrest in his home, but paramedics were unable to revive him. [L.A. Times]
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No Exclusive On Heidi & Spencer's Wedding Pix
- El oh el: It appears none of the celebrity weeklies have bought exclusive rights to pictures of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt's wedding this weekend.
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Grey's Anatomy Star In Car Accident
- Grey's Anatomy star T.R. Knight was in a three-car crash yesterday. He was not injured, but two other people were taken to the hospital by ambulance. [LA Times]
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