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more about #dancingwiththestars more comments → Viva-La-Diva: Ha, ha Strong Bad more » Casquivana: more » PaintedTrollop: Thank you, ABC, for NOT showing us Tom DeLay's "beautiful" body. Showing us Tom DeLay in brown polyester was enough of a mindfuck. more » Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon.: The tanning is less disturbing than the fact that TOM DELAY IS ON DANCING WITH THE STARS WTF. more » winner: Juicy Couture passed up a perfect opportunity in not getting to the Kardashians before Bebe. #kimkardashianclothingline more » femme-bot: Kim's breasts look like they're wearing a batman costume. #kimkardashianclothingline more » I, Zombie Normal: I'm rather surprised Pam Anderson is doing a swimsuit line (especially since Baywatch went off the air like 40 years ago), and not a line of itsy bits... more » Mary McCarthyite: I work a couple of doors down from a Bebe store. Every time I pass by, I think, "I can picture the Kardashian sisters wearing all of this." So, this m... more » Bunsen Honeydew: Didn't Kourtney Kardashian discover she was pregnant a couple weeks ago? Where did that 3rd trimester wonder come from? Did it just show up one week, ... more » MijaMia: So the brilliant investigators at TMZ are saying the wedding was scripted and have audio to prove it. I say, if E! producers were involved you would t... more » hamburgerhotdog: Oh boy that Kardashian wedding photo: On my left, my sister with the trademark sticking out butt pose; on my right, my other sister unmarried and preg... more » o-line: I always look for an asterisk in those "I lost X pounds in 3 days!" claims. The asterisk, of course, would be for having a baby. more » katekate is squared: Well, they have to do something to make Suri's chubby legs look slender and defined. more » PamBeesley: I am much more disturbed by babies in heels than I am babies in bikinis. more » BetteD: How come when Shiloh buys snacks and makes faces it's cute, but when I do it people avert their eyes and pretend I'm not in my slippers behind them in... more » -
#fakebakes
Brace Yourself For Tom DeLay's Spray-Tanned Six Pack
Magazines have Photoshop to give every body "perfect" contours. Television's secret weapon? Spray tanning. The Wall Street Journal visited the sets of shows like Dancing With The Stars and American Idol and found some, um, local color. More » -
#ragtrade
Kardashians Kall The Shots; Megan Fox Said To Rake In $2 Mill From Armani
- The Kardashian sisters are going to put on their thinking kaps and hopefully kome up with a kollection for Bebe. [Kim Kardashian]
- Which makes about as much sense as Jermaine Jackson's rumored clothing line. [Times Of India]
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#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Justin & Rihanna Plan Hookup; Kardashian Wedding "World Exclusive"
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I "read" In Touch, Star, Life & Style, Us and Ok!. This week we learned that JT and Rihanna are on, dancing makes you thin, and bridesmaid dresses shouldn't be skin-tight.
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#dirtbag
Gerard's Not With Jen; Mackenzie Slept With Mick
- Gerard Butler is not, repeat, not dating Jennifer Aniston.
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#breakaleg
Tom Cat
Tom DeLay to the Times' Maureen Dowd: "I'm being more feminine and a little prissy...My brain is telling my hips, ‘We don't do that.' ...This is exposing your soul." And what a sorry soul it is. [NYTimes] -
#dirtbag
Lindsay Takes Ali Bar-Hopping; Megan Fox Wants To Shoot Her Boyfriend
- More on this in Midweek Madness, but Lindsay Lohan hit up L.A.'s Crown Bar earlier this month — and took 15-year-old sister Ali with her. A source says:
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#dirtbag
Jen & Gerard Do Dinner; Tila Shows Her Bruises
- Their movie's finished, so Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler went back to L.A. and had a "quiet dinner" on Wednesday. A source says:
- Their movie's finished, so Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler went back to L.A. and had a "quiet dinner" on Wednesday. A source says:
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#ragtrade
Heidi Klum Is Out. (Of Her Clothes. On Your Coffee Table.)
- Heidi Klum's new coffee table book, Rankin's Heidilicious , is "very naughty." Who doesn't want nudity with their coffee? Oh, wait, everyone? [ElleUK]
- American Apparel brings its sleaze to England. England doesn't like it. [The Street]
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#modelbehaviors
Joanna Krupa Is Manic, Endearing
I didn't know who the hell the Dancing with the Stars contestant Joanna Krupa was until last night's The Insider. Producers edited her to seem like a manic, drunken, bully with a swearing problem, meaning: I kinda like her now. More » -
#ragtrade
Model Will Not Be Called A Skank; Marc Plays Host To Miss Piggy
- They said it would never happen, but a judge ordered that Google reveal Liskula Cohen's anonymous online tormentor. The model sued Google to find out who was behind a hate-blog about her, in order to file a defamation suit. [NYPost]
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#dirtbag
Renée & Bradley Play Grab-Ass; Emmy Rossum's Secret Divorce
- Renée Zellweger and Bradley Cooper are so on. How on are they?
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#dirtbag
Victoria Beckham "Icy, Wooden" On Idol; Ashton Loves Demi Like Hamburger
- Victoria Beckham had her first day on the set of American Idol on Friday and a source says: "It didn't go well." Why ever not?
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#ragtrade
Supermodel Applauds Size Zero Stance; Jimmy Choo For H&M Announced!
- Helena Christensen is one of the many hailing British Vogue's Alexandra Shulman. "Obviously I am of the same belief," said the supermodel photographer. "Aren't we in a business that is supposed to explore all kinds of shapes and silhouettes?" [WWD]
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#dancingwiththestars
One Of The Jonas Brothers Refuses To Let Meme Die
Joe Jonas, in a leotard, dancing to "Single Ladies." Sir, you are no Timberlake. [YouTube] -
#dirtbag
Robert Pattinson Spills Twilight Sequel Secrets
- Twihards! Sparkle vamp Robert Pattinson says there will be a fourth Twilight movie; the plot of the book Breaking Dawn will come to the big screen. What does this mean?
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#dirtbag
A-Rod & Kate Hudson Swap Spit; Gwyneth & ScarJo "Catfight"
- Damn Yankee Alex Rodriguez — previously linked to Madonna — was seen MAKING OUT with Kate Hudson in Miami. Isn't she into hairy hippies? [Page Six]
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#dirtbag
Madonna Prepares To Expand Her Family
- Madonna is making moves in Malawi: This picture at the link shows 4-year-old Mercy, the girl she's trying to adopt, holding hands with possible new sister Lourdes. [Daily Mail]
