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more about #danceteam more comments → Jack_Burton: And this is why I don't date teen cheerleaders. more » devilchyld22: Here's the line cheerleaders. ______________________________... And here's you. Yeah. You crossed it. more » Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: Rat poison is terrifyingly inhumane shit to the point I refused to let anyone in my house use it over Winter. If this is true, I hope they have proof! more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): "But I thought it was Skinny and Sweet!" more » Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: I don't know. The article sounds pretty shady. I mean how did they know the cupcakes were tainted if no one ate them? And how come no charges have bee... more » AnnoyingFemaleLeadVoiceover: On topic: At least they didn't give them laced frito pie. Off topic: I loved doing the exchange at football games, the only exception being drunk pare... more » aubonpam: Murder is totally the best practical joke ever. "YOU DIED!! HAHA I PUNKED YOU SO BAD!!" more » NefariousNewt: Oh, those crafty pranksters!!! What's next -- anti-freeze for the other team's mascot? Exploding birthday cake for the opposing coach? more » Jeremy: Is it sorta bad that I want those cupcakes anyway, even with the risk of rat poison? more » Heidiismyrealname: More importantly, how mean is it to illustrate this story with a picture of the most alluring looking cupcakes ever? Unless that is a photo of the act... more » TheFormerJuneBronson: There's that Real American spirit we've heard so much about. more » Wit is periodically disensouled: How do you work your way up from pranks to poison? Isn't there a pretty clear line there? You know, one that says: "This path may lead to death. DO... more » TheJerseyDevil: Bleach and rat poison? Now that's just sick. Add a few packs of chocolate Ex-lax to those cupcakes, and you've got comedy gold. more » LunaLLena: Wow. I wonder how they figured out they were laced with rat poison and bleach before anyone ate them. Unless the rat poison and bleach smell gave it... more » ceejeemcbeegee is not here: Oh yes... death by internal bleeding... SO hilarious. more »
