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more about #dairy more comments → SultanaEleusis: The best part of these is that when you poke into the yoke, a mouse jumps out. Until PETA gets on their case. Then a naked actress will jump out. more » MolefaceMenace: I wish we had this kind of over-processed, chemically charged novelty food in Australia. Americans' have the best novelty food. I always wanted a twin... more » Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC: Mom, I like my Mickey Head Eggs scrambled. Scramble his head, mom... more » swimmingly: Now, I want a mold so I can make Mickey Mouse in a Hole, my favorite application of the egg. And I refuse to pay extra for Disney themed eggs. My futu... more » Smitros: What are the chances that Disney has followed up its fun by making sure that those eggs are not from a factory farm that pollutes waterways and cages ... more » R_Claw: Um, I have a tattoo of a prancing Donald Duck. And I love eggs... more » tscheese: Also, dudes, the most godly shape for an egg is obvious: eggy in a basket. more » MangoKitten: slw nws dy more » ellaesther: Sadie? The following is the best thing I've read in about a week: "experiments with whimsical egg-shapery." I heart you a very great deal right now. more » tscheese: Also, since I seem to be good at associating cute beloved characters with weird and potentially gross food, I heard that Ariel is selling lutefisk. more » Trashtastic: This can't be all that its cracked up to be. more » Cafezinha: (In slightly more awesome news, the mini-Zinhas have seen said branded Disney food, and said to me, unbidden: "Mom, what the heck do Mickey Mouse and ... more » megnificent: If Disney stamps my eggs, will I give birth to anatomically-impossible Princesses or anthropomorphised talking animals? more » Beat Girl: I just had to check if it was April First. :( more » Aesop's Foibles. YES.: If my future kid ever refuses to eat something unless its shaped like something, and forming whatever food item into whatever shape requires buying a ... more » -
#wtf
Disney Eggs: They're Eggs. By Disney.
We have rarely been as confused or disturbed by anything in our lives as we are by the new "Disney Eggs," which we discovered via a commercial break during the fourth hour of Today. More » -
#gotmilk
Milky Way: The Long, Strange History Of Breastfeeding
A great piece in the new New Yorker explores the history of breastfeeding: the fads and crazes that have controlled centuries of women, and the forces that still have us feeling bad about ourselves.
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#butterface
Food Fight: Butter & Its Baker's Cousin
Today's Times takes on the Nectar of the Gods, aka Butter, and its evil nemesis, Margarine.
