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more about #dailyhatemail more comments → lisas: Well you gotta do something to ward off the death panels. more » Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd): Telltale signs? What are some of the telltale signs that a woman is not aging? The jar of formaldahyde she lives in? The crygenic freezer in which ... more » applejuice: Ha ha. I thought the first one was the "fixed" one and the second one was the "droopy one". It doesn't look better! Big waste of money. more » Dodgergirl: Another telltale sign of aging: the earth rotating around the sun. it must be stopped! more » Dirk Anger: Did they take the after picture five minutes after the surgery? I don't see anything pointing at any age in the first ear, if you tell me it's some 2... more » Flackette Goes Retro: Or, you know, you could just not wear earrings that are too heavy for your ears. My mom has had drooping piercings since her early 30s, because of a c... more » LaComtesse: My ear piercing drooped so low by the time I was five that it split my earlobe and now it has flaps. Does this mean, by the age of five, I had the ear... more » femaledwightschrute: This just looks like an ear infection to me, as it's red and swollen. more » I_can_still_pitch: The main telltale sign of aging is your driver's license. How are they gonna operate on that? more » cocobanal: Are you sure you didn't get the photos mixed up? The "before" looks better to me than the "after." more » hortense: This just looks like an ear piercing gone awry to me. more » pantsless economist...access RESTORED: AURLY? more » pond-side-over: How the heck do I tell somebody's age by their ear lobes? And exactly how much would I have to give a shit about how old someone is to start staring a... more » Aesop's Foibles. YES.: The new earlobe looks like bubble gum. I feel sick now. more » nyc-caribbean-ragazza: Clearly some people have too much money. more » -
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Nip/Tuck
The Daily Fail reports on an important new trend in plastic surgery: Lobe lifts. Apparently, droopy or wrinkled earlobes is one of the "telltale" signs - along with necks and hands - that a woman is aging. [DailyMail] -
#leftovers
Police: Yale Murder Not A Random Act • Daily Mail: Big Purses Lead To Rape
• As mentioned earlier, police believe they have discovered the body of Annie Le stuffed in a wall in the medical building. "We're not believing it's a random act" said a police spokesman. More » -
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Writer Bravely Scorns Dangerous Fat People
"I am a fattist," writes Amanda Platell in the Daily Mail. "I find obese people unappealing in almost every regard. They are physically unattractive, they lead unhealthy lives, they take up too much space on public transport, and..."
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#bigproblems
Mainstream Media Addresses Plus-Size Fashion Issue
Just when we thought we'd beaten that dead horse, today there are three big stories about fashion, plus-sized women and Beth Ditto. More » -
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Gossip Girls
Oh, brother. (Sister?) "Women don't listen to what's being said around them - unless they're eavesdropping or gossiping, according to new research." [Daily Mail] -
#workinggirls
Elle UK Editor Surprised That Today's Women Care About "Happiness"
Elle UK editor Lorraine Candy is "jealous of today's carefree thirtysomethings" because she says they're choosing love and happiness over hard-driving careers. More » -
#letsnottalkaboutsexbaby
Women In Erotica Too Slutty, Says Editor
Rowan Pelling, former editor of the Erotic Review, has a bone(r) to pick with today's women's erotica — she says it glorifies casual sex. More » -
#leftovers
"Cellulite Exorcist" Makes Heads Spin • Giant Foods Around The Globe
• The so-called "Cellulite Exorcist" shares her tips on how to get rid of the "dreaded orange peel effect." Her secret? Diet, exercise, and buying a lot of expensive shit. • More » -
