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more about #dailyfail sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell: Classic douchebag. #dailyfail more » Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!: This article only makes sense if you assume boys and men do the living and girls and women are merely pawns that go through puberty and only exist whe... more » galtor: Where the fuck is this tool's sense of entitlement coming from? I have a friend like this and he simply refuses to make any effort to get to know anyo... more » whynotshesaid: Once a loser, always a loser, right, Leith? #dailyfail more » MsFeasance: I just have to share this lol-worthy moment with you. I have the Daily Mail-o-Matic Greasemonkey script on my browser. It goes through and replaces th... more » mypsychoticself: Wait, what about the geeky girls? What about the girls (like me) who preferred books to "boyfriends with cars and jobs and money"? At that age I wou... more » south2nd: When I was a cocktail waitress, guys would fire the same 5 or 6 weird questions at us and then storm off in a huff when I said, "No, my dad is amazing... more » BytheSea: I do find it interesting that this apparently explains why nice boys grow into utter assholes as men. When Ally Sheedy sad, "When you get old, your he... more » LikeChai: Hmmm I'm glad that I was actually the one in control and holding the power over those guys in high school (geeks and 'popular' boys alike) who would s... more » Mary Ratliff: I would just like to point out that I would have LOVED to have dated the geeks and nerds when I was in high school. I would have been all about helpi... more » Harpalyce: The picture chosen for this is absolutely, wonderfully perfect. Also, I pity Leith's adolescence. I was having fun building pillow forts and running ... more » MargaretMoony: Heh, the Lockhart picture is perfect for this article. more » queen_caribbean: I always wondered what Beavis and Butthead would have to say once they were all grown up. Now I know. #dailyfail more » elaborate bacon (princessprissypants): I could swear an ex of mine wrote this. He's famous for still "being in love with" and hating the girls we went to high school with because they never... more » gargamel: one of the commenters to the original article says it well: "Instead of projecting your sad insecurities on women, you could take the time to get to ... more » lchen: i never really dated till i was in college. had male and female friends, all geeky of course. this idea of separate worlds of men and women seem like ... more » wrapped in plastic: I have heard this idea before, that girls get some newfound power when they go through puberty. I've heard it said a few times in relation to Jennifer... more » smirkette: High school is painful for lots of kids of all genders, orientations, racial backgrounds, etc. Boys wrong girls, girls wrong boys, boys wrong boys, ... more » sincbt3: Roughly 9/10 comments on Jezebel are reactionary invective that do little to further understanding, but strengthen the arguments or us vs. them. The t... more » Agumen: I know it sounds stupid, I know it's cliched, but I and many other guys had this exact same experience. Half my best friends were girls, I had crushes... more » -
#uhohbro
Daily Mail Writer Claims He's Earned His Male Privilege After Dealing With "Powerful" Teenage Girls
Ladies, did you know that you had "power" as a teenage girl? And that this "power" you had as a 14-year-old is the reason why men make more money than you do? It's true, according to the DailyFailMail! More » -
#halfassedapologies
The Old "If I Have Caused Oversensitive People To Freak Out" Apology!
Daily Mail columnist Jan Moir has issued an apology for her furor-causing exercise-in-sensitivity, saying "I would like to say sorry if I have caused distress by the insensitive timing of the column, published so close to the funeral." [DailyExpress] -
#dailyfail
Daily Mail, If Possible, Sinks To New Low
Ew ew ew. Even by Daily Mail standards, using a pop star's death as a means of trashing gay marriage is really low: More » -
#wackjobs
Must Increase Your Bust? Try Hypnosis
A hypnotist from Britain is claiming that, with his program, women can enlarge their breasts through the amazing power of the mind! David Knight swears his CDs work, but this has got to be a joke, right? Right? [Daily Mail] -
#dailyfail
Daily Mail Makes Up Childless Woman's Story
Turns out the Daily Mail made up large chunks of Laura Scott's article on her childlessness, including the statement, "not having kids is the best thing I've ever done," and a story about a friend who doesn't even exist. [ChildlessByChoiceProject] -
#headdesk
Daily Fail: Pants Don't Fit? Surgery Is An Option
The madness continues: Apparently, having pants that don't fit properly is the new "modern dilemma," which many women solve by undergoing £5,000 "Muffin Top Chop" surgery. [DailyMail] -
#wordplay
Life's Work
Professor Christian Kay has spent 42 years compiling the world's most comprehensive thesaurus. (Which of course means the Daily Mail refers to her as a "lingo-loving spinster.") Says she, "Scots are quite good at dictionaries." [Daily Mail] -
#bigproblems
Mainstream Media Addresses Plus-Size Fashion Issue
Just when we thought we'd beaten that dead horse, today there are three big stories about fashion, plus-sized women and Beth Ditto. More » -
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#toystories
Are Moms Actually Livid Over Tattoo Barbie?
Mattel has released Totally Stylin' Tattoos Barbie, with"40 fun tattoo stickers" for the doll — and for kids — and if certain papers are to be believed, people are freaking the fuck out. More » -
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Brave Reporter Takes On The Sacred Cow Of 1950s Suburbia
Because Betty Draper makes it look so idyllic (?), a Daily Mail writer takes on the brave task of living as a Mad Men wife for a week. More » -
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Parents Don't Want 3-Year-Old To Be Lolita; It's Ok For Her Older Sisters, Though
In a Daily Mail point-counterpoint, a couple argues whether their three-year-old should be allowed to wear makeup. More » -
#dailyfail
Carving Your Name On Someone's Skin While They Sleep: A Bad Idea
Here's a one-night stand from hell: a guy woke up to find his "date" had carved her name into his arm. The judge warns her: don't do it again! More »
