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more about #cute more comments → morninggloria: You can tell if your baby's a Republican if it shits all over everything, cries constantly, is weirdly obsessed with breasts, and can't stop putting i... more » Lana Leigh loves Meryl Streep: I like SJP. I don't like that people give her shit for having a surrogate. That's her personal and private decision. She seems like a nice person so I... more » BytheSea: That's not cute, that's abuse. Deer have no use for dairy, they don't eat flowers. They need grass and grains. She's probably already got health probl... more » snobographer: Where does it poop? more » FashionZebra: Well... At least it's not a buck. But deer still aren't great pets. And now I feel like I'm spoiling the cute party, but that deer isn't being fed a p... more » manyhats: I have tried to see the cuteness factor here, but I can't. This is so destructive. Have they deloused the deer? Here's info on a deer's proper diet: [... more » acrobatic rabbit: ok, i can see rescuing a deer and keeping in a pen or corral outside with room to roam. because let's face it, if it was abandoned as a fawn, it will ... more » lauralauramc: sure she's cute until you change her xanax dosage and she bites someones face off. wild animals should be WILD. not cool, ohio. i'd say i expect more ... more » IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: This makes me feel a little better about cooking my dog steaks almost every night for the last few months of her life. more » Gnatalby: I initially misread that as "ice cream, lingerie, and roses" and thought "Is Dillie a cartoon goat?" more » OneTwoPunch: Funny. One persons pet is anothers trophy head on the wall. more » Rare Affinity: I love deer. Or rather I love venison. more » BearDownCBears: Wow, who knew John Edwards' Two Americas theory applied to deer? Maybe she earned it, though, by working in A MILL. more » Armed with Vitriol: PETA is going to shit their pants and probably start a campaign soon to free this deer. I've got 20 bucks on it. more » Mary McCarthyite: Dillie, the spoiled reindeer had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw her, she might even eat a rose. more » -
#clips
A Baby Story, Starring Sarah Jessica Parker
The one on the left looks like she's gonna be trouble. (Is she the Republican?) -
#wildlife
Oh, Deer
Dillie, a pet deer living with an Ohio family, has to be the most spoiled pet in America. She is fed a nutritious diet of ice cream, linguine and roses, and she even has her own bedroom. More cute: [CBS] -
#babyroo
Aw-Inducing
The right way to start off the day is this story: Christina Cooper found a newborn baby kangaroo who had been abandoned by his mother and nursed him back to health for several months in her sweatshirt pouch. [WashingtonPost] -
#animalmagnetisms
Your Daily Dose Of Adorable: Cat Adopts Baby Chihuahua
A baby chihuahua who was abandoned after its mother died while giving birth has currently found a home with a mother cat and her kittens at a local animal rescue center. The adorable clip, after the jump. More » -
#animalmagnetisms
Riverdance Dog: Your Adorable Internet Animal Thing Of The Day
I'm not sure how they got this dog to Riverdance, (speeding up the clip, perhaps?), but the dog seems to be having a good time breaking it down on the dance floor. Clip above/at left. Via [Buzzfeed] -
#pandamonium
Baby Panda Takes His First Trip To The Doctor
To get your adorable fix, click here to watch a video of the newest panda cub at the San Diego Zoo getting his first check up. According to Dr. Geoff Pye, the healthy cub is "very roly poly." [Reuters], [AP] -
#critters
Portland Pug Puppy Promenades, Pushes Pink Parasol Pram
A dog gleefully pushing a stroller? Prepare to be rendered nearly speechless by brain-melting cute! [Buzzfeed] -
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#chitchat
A Silly Conversation From Jezebel Virtual HQ
In which I am the only one who thinks Sasha Obama looks like an adorable little fox. Discussion after the jump. More » -
#blackandwhite
Gwyneth Paltrow's Son: Pop Culture Racial Profiler
Gwyneth Paltrow's son is acquiring a reputation for being a "sensitive thug". Not sensitive enough, however, to avoid racial profiling: As explained on the Tonight Show, Moses thinks that any white person singing a song must be his dad. -
#critters
Who? Who? Sounds More Like Tweet Tweet
Six words: Live baby owl cam with audio! (Thanks, tipster!) [Sportsmans Paradise] -
#tgif
Pretty Boys And The Puppies Who Love Them
Thanks to the tipster who directed us to the tumblr "Cute and Cuter." Pictures of "cute boys with other cute stuff" is exactly what we need to end this week. [Cute and Cuter]
