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more about #cuba HoneyBoom: This deity (Orisha) is also strongly associated with HIV/AIDS. So, if you feel like it, today has some extra mojo to send special wishes of healing to... more » Lymed: From the perspective of the benefit of the country as a whole, wouldn't it make more sense to give priority to younger men who have more years to repr... more » bowleserised: Welcome to socialist healthcare! more » gertymac: I love the disclaimer always associated with medicines/treatments for this sort of thing: "only use this product if you are healthy enough for sexual ... more » Agumen: I know this is supposed to be just a joke article, but I have a serious question. The implants they're talking about are for men with penile injuries... more » morninggloria: I won't be satisfied until science has discovered a way to give men the ability to jizz in different colors. I'm tired of pearl necklaces. Throw me ... more » femme-bot: But I thought Cuban Cigars were supposed to be the best? more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): The era of Fidel Castrate is truly over! more » FroderickFronkensteen: Oh good, I was so worried about those penises not being satisfied. Now we can move on to other important issues like that health care thingy. more » TheFormerJuneBronson: The best thing is that it can be an insert "dick" joke, an "insert dick" joke, or a "dick insert" joke. Comedy trifecta! more » Mireille is German for the Bart, the.: Maybe if we add that to the covered procedures for the public option the republicans will vote for it. It's hard to imagine any of them bigger dicks ... more » mypsychoticself: When these guys offer health care, they don't dick around. ... On a more serious note, how do we not have free health care yet? more » BearDownCBears: Big deal. I live in DC and we have tons of dick transplants. They work on K Street. more » Apollonia: Yoanni's blog is awesome, awesome, awesome. She's so brave and an inspiration. I was so happy to hear that Obama answered her questions and praised he... more » cowboy killer: I am so glad Jezebel has caught on to Yoani. I tried to send a tip about the post but couldn't get onto Jezebel from work -- as one of the "y" names, ... more » Casquivana: "Generación Y" is a great blog, and has been de rigueur reading within certain circles in the Spanish-speaking world for quite a bit. Yoani writes be... more » katie.scarlett.o'hara: I hope Obama will the be the one to really change our policy on Cuba. My grandmother's generation still supports the embargo and some travel restrict... more » Penny: Now we know where Marc Jacobs got the inspiration for those bunny ears. I love her. And I luuuuuurv BVSC. I would also recommend Cesaria Evora. No... more » phantom lady: She looks like the type of woman who has a story of every grey hair and every wrinkle. and every story is wonderful #foodrationing more » mbprice: I heard they made a recording of the concert with high Fidel-ity equipment. more » -
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Cuban authorities announced that they are offering free penis implants to men whose "sexual suffering does not respond positively to traditional treatments." While over-40s and those with diabetes are given first priority, the government program will soon be expanded. [Independent] -
#digitalrevolution
President Obama Does Email Interview With Cuban Dissident Blogger Yoani Sanchez
The President answers the recently assaulted blogger's questions on Cuban-U.S. relations and says he "applauds" Cuban bloggers' "collective efforts to empower fellow Cubans to express themselves through the use of technology." Check out Sanchez's lyrical, often chilling, blog here. [Reuters] -
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#dirtbag
Jude Law's Baby Mama Revealed; Seth Rogen Talks Crap About Katherine Heigl
- Jude Law got someone pregnant, but not Rachel McAdams' sister Kayleen — her rep (she's a makeup artist) says "She has never even met him." [Star]
- So. The mother of Jude Law's unborn spawn is:
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#newsat10
Would You Buy A Car From This Man?
- Barack Obama would like to sell you a new, fuel-efficient car with an underpriced voucher to save the auto industry. He'd prefer you buy American but probably can't make you. [Washington Post]
