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more about #csections meritxell: an erotic life: And the shark's baby was called Renesmee, and it was immediately imprinted upon by a were-dolphin. #jaws more » GatsbysLover: Wow, that's so Breaking Dawn. #jaws more » curiousgeorgiana: I wouldn't want to have to go in for the baby sharks. Feeding frenzy?? #jaws more » marimari: when will mama shark appear on "i didn't know i was pregnant?" #jaws more » mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it: We are going to need a bigger boat. #jaws more » ArgusRun: Shark embryos cannibalize other embryos while still in the mother. Maybe their father was just trying to get them to stop fighting. #jaws more » Lymed: I wonder if the mother shark was actually having problems with labor. The article suggests it wasn't a random bite because of the bite needing to be ... more » AliceSycamore: Must have been a Nurse shark #jaws more » o-line: I take back all of the terrible things I've ever said about shark obstetricians. #jaws more » annebreal: So how did parents explain THAT one to the kiddos? No simple "oh, he's just fixing her back" or "they're just...ummm...wrestling" is gonna cut it. Ew.... more » Newsgirl: I just called my senator to demand shark cesarean sections be covered under the public option. It'll cut healthcare costs dramatically in the long run... more » cate3710: I am confused as to why the baby sharks would have immediately been munched upon had they been born naturally. I realize the keepers wouldn't have bee... more » futuremouse: Eh. I'm totally over C-Sections. First Twilight, now this. I'm gonna call it: C-Sections have jumped the shark. #jaws more » BlondeGoddess: Holy mackerel. #jaws more » Sugarshock: See? This is what happens when Shark Congress starts making compromises for the ladies... #jaws more » BearDownCBears: I see that sharks have adopted the basics of Boehner's health care plan. Can they chomp each other across state lines? #jaws more » Zombie Ms. Skittles: I'm going to get ahead of the rush. I expect to be rolling out the Miss Skittles Aquatic Birthing Center and Aquarium within the year. We'll offer e... more » lo-mantang: cue debate about the worrying rise in the rate of shark c-sections #jaws more » likepenguins: UGH. Yet another example of sharks having vanity c-sections to keep their vaginas pert and pretty. I AM APPALLED. more » prestocaro fears the culling: Now they have to change that bumper sticker to Midwives: They help people (and sharks!) out. #jaws more » -
#sharkattack
Water Birth
A shark from a New Zealand aquarium shocked viewers when it gave another shark a cesarean section with its teeth. This saved the lives of four babies (that would otherwise have been born at night and immediately eaten). [NZHerald] -
#unkindcuts
Is A Forced C-Section Comparable To Rape?
Ever since women fought against twilight sleep being used in hospitals, questions about giving birth and what practices are helpful or harmful has captivated public conversation. A growing movement hopes to draw attention to the overuse of Caesarean procedures. More » -
#leftovers
Skunk Whisperer Saves The Day • Men Are Gross And Don't Wash Their Hands
• What do you do when you find a skunk stuck in a jar of peanut butter? Call the Skunk Whisperer, obviously! Here is a video of him rescuing the hapless animal from his nutty prison. • More » -
#leftovers
Researchers Release "Attractiveness Rating" Report • Miss Georgia Refuses Crown, Returns To School
• Researchers from Queens College report that, when rating attractiveness in the opposite sex, men are more likely to go for the same type of women (labeled "thin" and "seductive"), while women are attracted to a range of features. • More » -
