• more about #crystalmeth
    carley: for me, i hate the fact that angelina jolie TALKS about being family oriented blah blah blah but takes on so many movie roles that there is no way she... more »
    Zira: Here's one of my beefs with Angelina: she wears color contacts to turn her brown eyes blue. (I personally think it makes her look like a lizard.) Wha... more »
    DorothyZbornak: Is it just me, or does Mel Gibson's girlfriend look like Octomom on that OK! cover? #angelinajolieadopting more »
    sweet_communist: Is Kendra physically capable of smiling sincerely? Her eyes look dead. #angelinajolieadopting more »
    msAnthrope: crazy me but i'm a little worried for that bunny. that boy seems too young for a pet like that. unless they have a nanny for the bunny? #angelinajolie... more »
    Sugarshock: I secretly hope some bored credit card authorizer critiques my grocery store checkout signature in the same way as that last one. "Sugarshock's craze... more »
    phantom lady: I love the number placement on Life&Style so I read it as "Sarah Palin's 4th worst nightmare" #angelinajolieadopting more »
    Mary McCarthyite: Jen gets drunk and calls Chateau Mirval in the middle of the night Please let this be true. Can you imagine? I'm picturing Jen getting all Neely O'... more »
    pantsless economist...access RESTORED: The only thing I can deduce from RPattz' handwriting is that it looks like he was a leftie who was forced to write with his right hand in elementary s... more »
    morninggloria: The In Touch cover should read "Warning: Unprotected Famewhoring May Lead To Pregnancy." #angelinajolieadopting more »
    Cerridwen: Of all the things that made me laugh out loud in this spread, "Its a BUNNY!" was definitely the best. #angelinajolieadopting more »
    lilbobbytables: OH MY GOD! I just realized while reading the Life and Style breakdown - Does anyone else think they are turning Angelina Jolie into Rebecca from Daphn... more »
    OneBigPear: I love pictures of celebrities (or near-celebrities) looming over their newborn children like they're smelling delicious pies. #angelinajolieadopting more »
    Sputnik_Sweetheart: I like how, according to the tabloids, Brad Pitt has no personality or free will, whatsoever. A pretty woman tells him to do something and he does it!... more »
    ElleL: So now that they've drained the Jon & Kate cash cow, back to pitting women against each other! Evil Angie! Poor Jen! Oh, and Brad is just an innocent ... more »
    Penny: Wait, moldy berries HAVE to be worse than freezer-burned ice cream, right? This is the first time I have ever read this feature, because I am on hold... more »
    rodmanstreet: Jennifer Aniston looks like a frightened bunny on both of those covers. #angelinajolieadopting more »
    futuremouse: Huh. "Jessica's Revenge" sounds alot like "Montezuma's Revenge" in that, while in Mexico, I too lost about half of my body weight. I wonder if her d... more »
    Antrack: Anyone else picturing Beyonce shoving her left hand into a dirty diaper and then holding out her diapered hand and admiring it? #angelinajolieadopting more »
    abagatelle: The Angelina hitman item from number 5 isn't LOL, its true. She thought it would be too traumatic for her family to find her body after a suicide, tha... more »
  • #midweekmadness

    This Week In Tabloids: Angelina's Adoption & Drug Rumors; Tom Talks To Ashtrays

    Every Wednesday, we gobble up the tabloids in search of "news." This week, four out of five covers feature Angelina Jolie, with more about her pending adoption, her idyllic life in France and her cruel, hypocritical behavior. More »
  • #clips

    24-Year-Old Female Meth Addict Is, Frankly, Almost Beyond Repair

  • #clips

    Crystal Meth Is A Hell Of A Drug