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more about #crocs FrannyR: more » fluxus flucker: Also, Crocs used to make the greatest rain boots ever for kids. My kid could jog in those things (as opposed to the usual clunky Wellies.) I wish I co... more » fluxus flucker: I have a pair of Crocs ballet flats in black. I love them. So comfy. The only comments I've ever gotten on them have been positive compliments followe... more » Israfel_angel: Um. They DO make flip flops... and high heels... and mary janes.... I actually have the flip flops & mary janes & I love them. Super comfy to walk thr... more » Diziet_Sma: They need to collaborate with Stella McCartney asap. more » rodmanstreet: Why not just design some crocs that look like hooves? Because that's what your feet look like while wearing them, anyway. more » o-line: Paint 'em all orange and sell them to Packers fans as Cheese Shoes. more » i dream of gene shalit: Hey, those fuzzy Crocs (pictured) are possibly the comfiest shoe I've ever had. I am a heel devotee, but when I'm at home, or walking the dog, I wear... more » logruszed: At least Crocs are relatively inexpensive and comfortable. If any ugly as fuck shoe is to disappear let it be Ugs. Mario Batali wears Crocs, so they ... more » GreyCat: Personally, I like shoes to be a little sexy. No lucite necessary, but "bacteriostatic" is usually a boner killer. more » PennyFarthing: Pretty much the only people I see wearing these things are little kids and nurses. more » sassyredhead: I have feet that break out in a sweat just seeing a rubber shoe. I remember trying to wear Jellies in junior high...it was a slick, nasty mess. Crocs... more » EdnasEdibles: I've always thought they needed to start a baby product line. I've heard that their gardening kneeler is a perfect kneeler to use when giving your ki... more » Tippi Hedren: They should put all of their advertising efforts into rural areas. People that live in urban areas don't wear shit like this. ETA: Unless they are ga... more » Flackette Goes Retro: Um, Jezeditors? Crocs actually does make a variety of shoe shapes, including some maryjane flats that I have considered buying. The flip flops are he... more » Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole: HOLY SHIT, Gautier, for Target? Cannot. Wait. #lindsaylohanforungaro more » keldo: Hey Ungaro! You're "furious"? What the hell did you THINK was going to happen? #lindsaylohanforungaro more » Mary McCarthyite: Italian cashmere producer Brunello Cucinelli runs a factory with long lunch breaks, no timeclocks, and posted "rules" are quotes from philosophers an... more » Mary McCarthyite: I totally get the German VOGUE shoot. Bruce Weber was born in Pennsylvania, and they have a large German population there. Christie Brinkley, um...loo... more » Mary McCarthyite: The macaroons from Payard were AMAZING! I used to work around the corner, and I would go in and get coffees (el boss would pay). The waiters got to re... more » -
#desperatemeasures
Crocs Designers Are Dying To Know What You Think
Whaddaya know, but the Crocs designers seem to be fresh out of ideas to extend the shelf life of their hideous footwear, which has been rapidly fading from the national fad-consciousness since early 2008. They want your help. More » -
#ragtrade
Ungaro: Lindsay's Fashion Line "A Disaster"; Banana Republic Clerks Too Bouncy
- Lindsay Lohan's first collection for Ungaro has been derided by yet another industry heavyweight: Emanuel Ungaro himself. The designer, who sold the business that bears his name in 2005, says Lohan's work was "a disaster" that left him "furious." [Independent]
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#ragtrade
Versace In Trouble; Kate Moss Fires Hairstylist
- Dana Thomas — author of Deluxe — wrote an excellent feature on the quagmire of the house of Versace. Thomas takes aim at Donatella and Santo Versace's resistance to change and ham-handed business decisions. It's a thrilling read. [Newsweek]
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Lindsay Lohan, Couturiere; People Are Angry At Ralph Lauren
- Lindsay Lohan, finally addressing her disastrously received first Ungaro collection, says, "I am learning." But she will be back in Paris for the next show! "It's already in January. I thought it was in March." January? January means couture.
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Soccer Star Undie Fight; Model Sues Guess? For Sexual Harassment
- Move over, David Beckham: Cristiano Ronaldo is posing in the spring Armani underwear campaign. [AP]
- Beckham, who says he decided not to renew his Armani contract, is said to be looking to launch an underwear line of his own. [WWD]
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Lohan's A "Living Doll" Says Ungaro CEO; Siriano Gets His Own Reality Show
- Ungaro's CEO says Lindsay Lohan was appointed creative director because, "Celebrities today attract lots of attention and having a moving, dancing, swinging, living doll is, we hope, going to bring down the age group at Ungaro while keeping the DNA."
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Tim Gunn Horrified By Unfashionable Footwear
Tim Gunn has voiced his distaste for the plastic-y clogs known as Crocs before, but last night he let Conan O'Brien know how he really feels. Put your hooves away, people! -
#ragtrade
Roisin Murphy Calls Lady Gaga "A Poor Imitation Of Me"; Katie Holmes Is Launching A Fashion Line
- We never thought of Lady Gaga's style as something one should actually seek to take credit for, but Roisin Murphy apparently feels differently. [Refinery29]
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Coming Soon: Team Sparklevamp Capitalism!
- Twilight clothing is happening — it's only surprising it took so long. The duds go on sale at Nordstrom in October. Selina Khan, on the right, looks like she just doesn't care about Edward or Jacob, bless her heart. [People]
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Stella Loves Critters; Diane Von Furstenberg Is A Swinger
- Stella McCartney's fall ad campaign makes a Bambijoke out of all that nature imagery that suddenly became hip over the past few years. For everyone who's ever considered an ironic taxidermy at a bar and concluded, "Why?" [WWD]
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Charlotte To Star In New Perfume Ad; Rihanna Nabs Italian Vogue?
- Nicolas Ghesquière picked the intolerably cool Charlotte Gainsbourg to advertise Balenciaga's perfume. Ghesquière calls his friend "one of the most inspiring girls in the world." Gainsbourg said, "I was secretly hoping to be the face of Nicolas' first perfume." [WWD]
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Anna Wintour Is At War With Azzedine Alaïa, Kiefer Sutherland
- Says totally important designer Alaïa, whose designs Nuclear Wintour snubbed in the Met exhibit, "she behaves like a dictator and everyone is terrified of her...but I'm not scared of her or anyone." BURN! [WWD]
- Says totally important designer Alaïa, whose designs Nuclear Wintour snubbed in the Met exhibit, "she behaves like a dictator and everyone is terrified of her...but I'm not scared of her or anyone." BURN! [WWD]
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#moltomario
Mario, No One's Saying You Can't Wear Them In The Kitchen
"All fashion blogs think these shoes are the ultimate problem. I wear (Crocs) because they're the most comfortable thing and I don't give a fuck about fashion. I like fashion on other people." [FWD] -
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Jay-Z-Owned Fragrance Company To Sell Scent Of A Mystery Female Artist
- The future will smell like Jay-Z, Rihanna, and Kanye West. (And, if I'm understanding "established female artist" correctly, Beyoncé.) [WWD]
- Kim Gordon hates it when you call some fashion thing "fierce." [The Cut]
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Marc Jacobs To Marry; Louis Vuitton Levels Its Sight On Google
- Fresh off his CFDA award women's wear nomination, Marc Jacobs is reportedly engaged to his Brazilian boyfriend of one year, Lorenzo Martone. Mazel tov to the happy couple! [WWD]
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Weeping Milan Model Gets No Sympathy From Jil Sander
- So, why was Lithuanian-born model Auguste Abeliunate crying on the Jil Sander runway? Was it Raf Simons' severe, Germanic threads? Sander's in denial: "No model was crying on the runway!" says a rep. [WSJ]
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Belly Shirts For American Dudes; dVb By Victoria Beckham Dropped
- Yes, it's fashion week, yes, there are better things to talk about, and yes, we'll get to them after the jump, but first: Toby Keith's clothing line debuted. It's worse than we thought. [TMZ]
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Michelle At Fashion Week; More Katie For Miu Miu
- There's the usual gloom, sex, scandal and, ahem, 50 Cent's makeup line - today, but first, brace yourselves: Michelle Obama has not RSVP'd to Fashion Week. This woman's priorities are way out of whack! [WWD]
