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more about #critters Gretchen now has TWO kittens: I don't care if it was made for a dog, that cake looks pretty damn good and I'd wrestle that poodle for it STAT. more » Doreen DelPurgatorio: Makes me think of the Thanksgiving when I walked into the kitchen and saw my mother sitting on the floor, crying, trying to wrestle the last crumbs of... more » echoparkgal: I'm trying to figuring how exactly are his legs and paws positioned.... more » Triana Orpheus: I could eat you both. more » euterpe35: omg CAKE!Doggie is team cake! (but I bet she'd be team pie if there were a pie on her plate.) more » BetteD: This randy pachyderm shares a birthday with me! And he clearly shares my affinity for men (ahem, pic 2). So maybe we can party together next year? ... more » FashionZebra: They just start hooking up younger and younger these days. more » token_illiterate_commenter: I've never seen the elephant species benjamin buttonis before. more » JanaNye: "Noooo my mom says I'm too young to get my ears pierced!" more » andBegorrah: Somebody's been reading Cosmo... more » HBIC!: Philosophical question: can something be at once gross and cute? Also, the second picture needs to become a lol!Elephant. Someone with the wit and s... more » LBB: "See how YOU like it when somebody grabs you in a sensitive place, buddy!" more » MyNameIsChris: Pic 1 - Adorable Pic 2 - Asking for trouble in comments more » Valkyrie607: 1. "Ow! Leggo my ear, you jerk!" 2. "Revenge is sweet..." more » thenwemadeout: I can't get past that second picture. How many people have had a baby elephant trunk pressed against their taint? more » Snowbunny: God those animals are the best ever. I wish my cat acted like that around vacuums. more » stealthird: Can I borrow that cat and that vacuum? I need it to keep my bratty, headstrong Airedale in line. more » CaptainTaxidermy: Also reminds me of Buster Bluth's affair with the Roomba........."I'm half machine!!!! I have needs!!!!" more » The HZA.: My life, it has been made. more » redqueenmeg: OMG THANK YOU. This made me laugh SO HARD. If I ever have money again I must get a Roomba so my cats can do this to each other. more » -
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Cat Beats Down Dog While Riding A Roomba
In the clip at left, a cat chases her canine companion around on a Roomba and tries to scratch him as their owner sings "Move Bitch" by Ludacris. It's just more proof that rap promotes violence. [Buzzfeed] -
#petsounds
Bo Reduces Michelle & Oprah To Baby Talk
Nothing forces a serious conversation to grind to a halt like a puppy. "He has tricks!" Additional stills below. More » -
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#todayincatalogs
Fetchdog, Drs Fosters & Smith: Howliday Humiliation For Dogs & Cats
Let's sing the praises of two pet catalogs — Doctors Fosters & Smith and Fetchdog: Jingle bells, my cat smells, my dog is not too bright… Oh what fun it is to shop for pet products tonight!
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#aww
Jazz Hands And Spirit Fingers: Adorable Kitten Edition
And now for your adorable animal moment of the day: this sweet (and apparently quite ticklish) little kitten is both cute and quick, picking up a semi-choreographed routine in a matter of seconds. [Via Buzzfeed]
