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more about #critics more comments → eatsshootsleaves: If anyone has seen this, please report back whether the ending remains the same. Because [spoiler] something REALLY bothers me about a book in which ... more » limber: It looks like The Lovely Bones is basically a Rorschach test -- everyone went in and saw something different and took away a different primary storyli... more » maude_flanders: Onscreen, however, The Lovely Bones is a hybrid of unmatching parts-shuffling between thriller, police procedural, family melodrama, and mystical fant... more » tiredfairy: Uhm, LOTR is not juvenile. Not the books, and not the films. Male-dominated, sure...but you can't tell me Sam and Frodo don't have some incredibly mov... more » Understater: Call me a hater, but I'm not surprised that Peter Jackson has produced yet another CGI-ridden trainwreck. The man has little-to-no idea on how to tell... more » katie.scarlett.o'hara: I reread the book a few months ago and I didn't fall head over heels like the first time I read it (in high school), but I still felt the power in a f... more » hughman: I really enjoyed the book and it doesn't surprise me in the least that the movie fails to recreate the same aura. One of the most engaging things abou... more » deeemer: I was curious why this was made into a movie in the first place. A 14 year old's rape and murder is impossible to depict on screen, and the chronicli... more » gherkinfiend: I found the book rather twee when I read it, so it doesn't surprise me that the movie seems to have followed this path. I doubt I'll bother seeing th... more » LaComtesse: I find it funny that reviewers are all interested in protecting the integrity of the book. The book sucked. Good concept, poor execution. I'm still in... more » Penny: I read the book years ago and have been perplexed by the trailer, so these reviews don't really surprise me. It's a shame, especially because Saoirse... more » CurtCole: Considering the piss poor job he did with the last LOTR movie, this doesn't surprise me. My friends had to constrain me from leaving the movie when t... more » katie.scarlett.o'hara: I will always have a soft spot for Tobey because of The Cider House Rules. Not to mention Seabiscuit...I can feel the tears coming on now. I want to... more » Diziet_Sma: I haven't seen this one, but I would definitely recommend the Danish original, which is on instant watch on Netflix, btw. And as for acting, I'd be s... more » Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: Is it a movie you'll enjoy? Not enjoy, so much as appreciate. I have appreciated many, many films that I did not enjoy, Precious and Irreversible be... more » -
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Peter Jackson Kills The Lovely Bones
Critics were horrified by The Lovely Bones, and not because it deals with the rape and murder of a 14-year-old girl. In Peter Jackson's hands, the complex themes of Alice Sebold's award-winning book are reduced to a sentimental CGI whodunit. More » -
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Brothers Doesn't Accomplish The Mission
Critics praise the performances in Brothers, particularly Tobey Maguire's, who, it seems, they underestimated after seeing Spider-Man. As a whole, however, reviewers say the domestic war drama Brothers falls short of the Danish film it's based on. More » -
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Critics Say New Moon, Twihards Suck
The reviews for New Moon are terrible, with critics trashing the script, director, actors, CGI, and even Twihards themselves, saying the film panders to fans who wouldn't know a good movie if it bit them. More » -
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Precious Is Heartbreaking, Hopeful
The reviews are in for Precious, and though some critics object to director Lee Daniels' "need to shove the reality of Precious' life in our faces," most say it's a brilliant film about hideous truths Hollywood usually ignores. More » -
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Amelia: "The Whole Movie Is A Failure To Communicate"
Ouch. And it doesn't get much better, either. More » -
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Where The Wild Things Are: More Moody Than Wild
Where The Wild Things Are isn't a film for children, but about them. Many critics love it, but others say it's "made by, and for, members of a generation who feel it's unfair to have to grow up." More » -
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Good Hair Doesn't Get To The Root Of The Issue
Critics say Chris Rock's documentary Good Hair, which opens today, is a fascinating, sometimes funny look at how black women style — and feel about — their hair. But, some say it doesn't delve deep enough into controversial issues. More » -
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Critics Say You Must (See) Whip It
How's Drew Barrymore's directorial debut? Well, some critics say it's a bit slow and predictable. However, all agree that despite its faults, the rollerderby film is "unreasonably entertaining" and more intelligent and empowering than most films marketed to women. More » -
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Coco May Be Set Too Far Before Chanel
Critics say Coco Before Chanel, which comes out today, is an unusual biopic in that it focuses solely on who Coco Chanel was before she became famous. Some say it ends too soon, before revealing what made her a legend. More » -
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Sorry Courteney: Cougar Town Is Crude, Charmless
Critics say Courteney Cox is a good actress, but even she can't make the stale, raunchy humor of Cougar Town - which premieres tonight - work. Unless, of course, viewers, like Cox's character, tend to think with their "coochie cooch." More » -
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Critics Have Violently Different Views Of Jennifer's Body
Reviewers are divided on whether Jennifer's Body is a clever satire of friendships between teen girls or like a "thing a cat might bury in a litter box and still keep building the covering because the stench can't be smothered." More » -
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The Jay Leno Show Is The Same Old Jay, 90 Minutes Earlier
Though The Jay Leno Show was supposed to reinvent network TV, critics say last night's episode was just a stale remake of The Tonight Show, despite a serendipitously well-timed appearance by Kanye West. More » -
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Sorority Row: Tedious, Unintentionally Horrifying
The studio behind Sorority Row, the horror movie featuring Audrina Patridge, Rumer Willis, and Carrie Fisher, didn't show the film to critics. Is it possible they didn't want audiences to know the sisters are racist and advocate "roofie sex"? More » -
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The New Melrose Place Is Just Recycled Trash
Critics say the remake of Melrose Place, which premieres tonight on the CW, is entertainingly trashy, but even a murder-mystery involving a character from the original series may not be enough to distinguish it from the other trash on TV. More » -
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The September Issue Reveals Wintour's Not That Devilish, Prefers To Wear Lagerfeld
While there's plenty of eye rolling and passive-aggressive banter in The September Issue, critics say Anna Wintour doesn't live up to her bitchy reputation. Either she's actually just a decisive boss, or she knew not to berate underlings on camera. More » -
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Basterds Is Glorious, Entertaining (If You Don't Mind Rewritten History)
Fans of Quentin Tarantino say Inglourious Basterds is his best film since Pulp Fiction and the most creative World War II movie ever. But other critics are disappointed that (like many Tarantino films) it's just a pointless, bloody revenge fantasy. More » -
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Ponyo Is Another Miyazaki Masterpiece That Isn't Just For Kids
Critics loved Ponyo, Hayao Miyazaki's latest film, and said its fantastical images, total lack of CGI, and unconventional female lead (described as a mix of Ralph Wiggum and the Tasmanian Devil) make it this summer's best animated film. More » -
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Julie & Julia Needs More Julia, Only A Dash Of Julie
Critics say the Julia Child half of Julie & Julia is wonderful, thanks to Meryl Streep's predictably excellent performance, but even Amy Adams could not make modern day blogger Julie Powell likable. More » -
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Funny People: Adam Sandler Is A "Revelation" Despite Penis Jokes
Critics say Judd Apatow's Funny People, which opens today, is more nuanced and mature than his previous films, but still surprisingly funny for a comedy about dying. More » -
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Critics Have Mixed Feelings About More To Love, Overweight Women
More To Love, the FOX reality dating show featuring 20 plus-size women competing for the love of a plus-size bachelor, premieres tonight and critics can't decide whether it's progressive or exploitative, or even whether the contestants are pretty or pathetic. More »
