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more about #cremation more comments → Aesop's Foibles. YES.: OH MY GOD. It's eyes are all glazed over like a real dead persons' would be and oh my god it's freaking me out and can you imagine if you went to some... more » andromache: not a new idea; the ancient Greeks and Romans had wax death masks to commemorate their fallen ancestors. but given how incredibly life-like these th... more » willwriteforfood: Anyone else reminded of those giant Barbie doll heads that you could put makeup on and style their hair...? No? Just me? OK, carry on then. more » morninggloria: I want my ashes baked into a cake and served to my enemies. more » BabyJane: Ashes to ashes, bust to bust. more » Jack_Burton: I'll wait for the Chia Pet version, thanks. more » Yahtzii: If you're going to go creepy, might as well do the whole nine yards. That's why my ashes will be stored in a pallid bust of Pallas with a raven perche... more » marionette: Mine shall be for cookies. more » CurtCole: I'll stick with the pot of basil. more » Witchtit: Your low productivity advisor: Nothing makes grieving easier that a livesize replica of your loved one's lobotomized head. Egad! more » BearDownCBears: Oh good. I can put it next to the real one, and it will be like a set! more » Yahtzii: Thou still unravished bride of creepiness, Thou foster child of decay and slow death, Pallid historian, that may express A severed head, ashe... more » lilbobbytables: I wonder what Keats would think.... more » Maritsa: This is an awesome thing to do to family you hate. I hereby bequeath my entire estate to my sister, provided that she keep this on her mantle for 10 ... more » Spaceman Bill Leah: How nice. Now Grammy can continue to give you judgmental looks regarding your life choices from beyond. more » -
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Ode On A Grisly Urn
Online retailer Cremation Solutions sells these terrifying urns, which are designed to resemble the deceased. The "personal urns" come in two sizes: "full sized," which will hold all the ashes of any adult, and More »
