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more about #creeps Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!: Okay, okay Ted. I'll have sex with you. But only 'cause you did Curb Your Enthusiasm. more » jigglyball: Pull out in time, eh Ted? Is that three men living in a fabulous 80's apartment ended up with a baby? IS IT?!? more » TheFormerJuneBronson: If only he hadn't been reading them in his veriest Sam Malone voice, which, let's be honest, has been turning me on since I was eight. Tell me you'll ... more » rocknrollunicorn: Ted Danson as a sex symbol has always mystified me. Like, in Three Men and a Baby, he's the player. WTF?! In what universe? He has creepy, soulless ey... more » Shamrockette: "God gave you a beautiful body; share it" There's so much irony in this sentence that I don't know where to begin. more » Scout: gold watch, wedding ring AND creepy "dad sweater".....shiver more » Chamalla,barren crone: I remember this! It came out right after he played a pedophile in a horrific movie of the week called "There's Something About Amelia." Ted has given ... more » yousername: I think this is from a video called "How do you know if you're really in love?" They showed it in my health class about 10 years ago, and the entire ... more » JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!: IS THAT WHAT YOU SAID TO AMELIA, YOU SICK LITTLE FUCK? more » lurkystars: Ted Danson's hair will haunt my erotic nightmares from now on. more » -
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Ted Danson Wants Teen Girls To Just Say No (To Sex)
In this vintage clip, Ted Danson reads lines/lies that guys might use to get young women into bed. Presumably, his aim is to get teen females to be too creeped out to want sex. In a sense, it's working. More »
