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more about #crapitalism angelina jolie-laide is a gaudy tulip: I hate to be a judgey mcjudgerson, but this comment made me want to vomit and die: "Quite frankly I love this add. I can give a not so subtle nudge t... more » VoxPopuli: It makes a lot more sense when you realize that they're just promoting their latest color: teabag tearose. more » buzzgirl: A nail polish blog? more » gwaste: Just incase anyone has forgot, this is a NAIL POLISH AD, you're supposed to notice the nails - an earth tone would of blended in and the nails would n... more » Highsmith: Funny how a product that appeals to women (apologies to the men using nail polish on here) STILL manages to stereotype women as sex objects to fulfill... more » ali is a cranky whiner: Are "humorous" and "offensive" the only options? If so, I'm throwing away my vote on a third party candidate. I'm torn between "dumb" and "ugly". more » LipstickLibrarian: Her nails are obviously still wet. How else is she supposed to get the fruit off that tree? more » wtfox?!: Clearly Satan deceived her into crappy nail polish color as well as eating the apple. Come on, Satan, give a girl a break! more » aag: The Garden of Eden did not have a nail salon. Before the fall, Eve came equipped with naturally exquisite hair, painted nails and a perfectly dewy mid... more » Imogen Quest: The only thing that truly offends me about that ad is how badly the nail color clashes with the rest of the photo. If it had been an earth-tone, I pro... more » superconnected (is it time to leave?): The Eve and apple thing got me thinking that perhaps they are going for the idea bright colour is tempting and often near forbidden in some of the mor... more » Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!: Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa... There are nail polish blogs? Seriously? more » clevernamehere: Who even notices the nail polish in that shot? I'm starting to wonder if there is anything in the world that will not eventually be advertised with a... more » Eric Northman is mine: Hmm, seems like tea bagging. Comment brought to you by Sex and the City. more » angelheadedhipster: I'm honestly more distracted/offended by the crap-tactular font than the actual image/concept... more » olivejuice: Ummm, there's a nail polish blog? more » lilbobbytables: I prefer to wear devilish red nail polish when pretending to teabag fruit in advertisements. But, that's probably just me. more » sinbad20: It doesn't make me want to but nail varnish. It does make me want to suck some balls, because, you know, I'm only human. more » sarakeet: street rat crazy: What, you guys don't get the urge to fellate a fruit tree after you get a manicure? I mean, hey, I'm only human. more » brinkswomanship: Camp: Offensive. I don't even think we need to dissect it, it's all the worst cliches of sexism in advertising all bundled into one egregious and fr... more » -
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The Garden Of Eden Had A Nail Salon?
This rather suggestive nail polish ad is causing a bit of a stir over at Scrangie, a nail polish blog, with commenters taking both sides as to whether the ad is humorous or offensive. What do you think? [Scrangie] -
#crapitalism
Yes, There's Nothing Sexier Than A Severed Body Keychain
"If you've always wanted a Japanese maid cafe girl for your very own - or just certain parts of one - now you can have the next best thing." Ah, yes. "Certain parts of one." Charming! More » -
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Abercrombie "Banishes" Girl With Prosthetic Arm To Storeroom Because She Doesn't Fit The "Look Policy"
Just in case their racism, sexism, and general awfulness hasn't been enough to turn you away from Abercrombie & Fitch after all these years, here's another glimpse of the inner workings of the horrible store. More » -
#badvertising
Tropicana Wants You To Know That Some Girls Are "Easier" Than Others
Lisa at Sociological Images brings this bizarre Tropicana ad to our attention, wherein a little girl wearing a t-shirt and jeans is deemed "hard to handle," while her princess counterpart is deemed "easy to handle." More » -
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Can We Just Stop This Craptacular Body Wash Madness, Please?
You know, it's really hard for men to take care of themselves. Shaving, shampooing, and bathing are really difficult tasks. Thank goodness there are always some scantily clad women to help them practice basic hygiene! More » -
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Finally, Teens Don't Like, Or Want To Be, Girls Who Wear Abercrombie & Fitch
Oh, Abercrombie & Fitch! Your sexed-up, overpriced, sexist, ridiculous clothing epitomized everything that sucked about the late 90's. And now, after a long reign of terror, the kids are finally over your brand of bullshit. More » -
#razorburn
Schick Quattro Ads Are About As Subtle As Bai Ling's Wardrobe
The folks at AdFreak brought these Schick Quattro ads to our attention, wherein the ol' pubic hair/bush connection is used to maximum effect in an attempt to sell lady-razors. "It's time to mow the lawn!" More » -
#badvertising
Degree Clinical Protection: Because Your Emotions Stink
Ladies, you really stink. And do you know why? It's because you're so damn emotional. But never fear, loves, for Degree deodorant is here to let you know that it's okay to "dare to feel." More » -
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Strawberry Shortcake Gets The Sex In The City Treatment
Need a reason to bang your head on your desk today? A reader has sent in a pic of this Strawberry Shortcake puzzle, wherein the beloved character has been designed to resemble Carrie Bradshaw. More »
