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more about #crapemailfromadude more comments → HereComesMyBaby: Eh. I don't think Karen comes off great here. I don't take anything seriously that people tell me online before I've met them. Wait to meet the guy an... more » shailiethakkar000: by the way, they're both googling themselves right now. more » cockeyed: To add, I am not taking either one's side, but she looks like a jackass here. more » quantumcooney: I don't think Karen gets off sounding any better than Joe in this exchange. Sure, he has a streak of misogyny and may have trouble getting back to peo... more » voteforme: Dude, this guy's clearly an ass, but don't devalue the Jewish High Holy Days, okay? The Yom Kippur fast fell on a Monday this year. The guy didn't w... more » Betty Bea Getty McClanahan: Clearly both of these specimens are of the "self-involved morons" section of the gene pool, just to say off bat. I rolled my eyes during that entire t... more » ejd71: This was just cringe-worthy. He sounded like a disinterested ass. She sounded desperate yet self-absorbed (google me NOW!). If you don't give a shi... more » drinkwater: Is Joe in the Bay area? Because I swear to god I dated this dickhead. Or perhaps there are just a lot of men with that particular brand of assy charm. more » Helen Valentine: Um. I wouldn't consider his reference to Chinatown a rape joke, just an allusion. And then she jumped down his throat about it. I don't feel sympathetic. more » jgh: Did you get "Karen" confused with the dude? Because her e-mails are just as haughty and annoying as the guy's own douchiness. more » genau: i'm not up on the internet dating communication etiquette or whatever, but this seems like an awfully uncomfortable conversation to be having with som... more » TallyCola: They are both pretty big jerks right off the bat. Why would either of them want to meet the other? more » mipsy6: Joe's last email cracks me up for some reason. It's so needlessly overdramatic. Suddenly, he's the victim of an insane Internet stalker. more » katekate is squared: I kind of think they're both assholes. Crap email from both parties? more » thesciencegirl: I think the problem here (in Karen's case) is needing to have the last word. I'm so very familiar with that feeling, but sometimes it's best to ignor... more » -
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"I'll Forgive A Lot From The Man Who Gave Us Chinatown"
On Saturday, Hortense asked if we'd be able to watch movies by Polanski apologists. Maybe — but can we date them? And what if they also like rape jokes?
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"I Know How You All Look Forward To Your Weekly Rampaging Bitch Sessions About Me And [CockBibs]"
Do you remember CockBibs? Or the unhinged man who invented them? Well, he's firing off angry emails to us again. This time, he's irate about an Urban Dictionary definition that Jezebel readers created—and made popular!—for the term "cockbib." More » -
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"Do You See Your Own Situation At Jezebel As Sexist?"
Men — particularly white men — have it pretty hard these days. Wise Latinas are getting onto the Supreme Court, black Muslims from Mombasa are living in the White House, and some women are even running websites for other women. More » -
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"Maybe Thats What My Pull Towards You Is, My Relief From The 'Quest'"
Few ex-boyfriends appreciate the primacy of laziness on the decision whether or not to sleep with them again. "Emily" and "Brian" were two old flames in the laziest stretch of most educated Americans' post-infant lives: Christmas break home from college.
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"Like I Said Before, I Have Some Sociopath Tendencies"
"The lover's discourse is today of an extreme solitude," Roland Barthes wrote in 1977, for those who didn't catch it from the placement of the apostrophe. Spoken like someone who'd never been confronted with change in an ex-girlfriend's relationship status!
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"I’m Sorry I Wasn't Honest About My Need For Non-Monogamy"
New game! "What's more offensive?" The erotic beauty of you holding yourself (or two magnificent parts of yourself) or the "awww, but it seems like he really loved her!" forgiveness orgy for this pathological dumbshit dipshit shitfuck?
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The Mark Sanford Emails: A Textual Analysis
Last night, The State released a series of e-mails between Mark Sanford and his Argentinian paramour, a woman said to be a 43-year-old agribusiness exec. We analyze Sanford's communiques from a literary, cultural, theological, and numerological perspective, after the jump.
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"If I Were John Steinbeck I Would Say (Casually) That You Have Penis Envy"
Welcome back to Crap Email From A Dude, in which dudes incriminate themselves in ways at once profoundly alarming and totally familiar. Today, the "Wow Dude, You Found Me Out, Fucking You Twice Means I'm Trying To Marry You" thing.
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"What Could Be Wrong With Something That Tastes Good And It Fills Me Up?"
Welcome back to Crap Email From A Dude, wherein Jezemeritus Moe and her fellow romantic failure Georgia Cool parse the missives of dudes you are hopefully not still fucking. Today's theme: self-control.
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"What Do You Think Will Happen To Your Dating Life? To Your Looks?"
As the nation learned once again last week with the coverage of Dr. George Tiller's murder, the abortion issue is all too rarely approached with the sensitivity and nuance it deserves.
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CockBibs Inventor Has A Few Words For Our Commenters
The mysterious inventor of CockBibs has already written one Crap Email to express his disgust with our take on his product. But after that email was posted, he felt the need to respond—again. More » -
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"Crap Emails From A Dude" Brought To You By A Dude
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The Twelve Days Of Douchebags
While we can't publish every crap email that we receive in our inboxes, we can select some of the crappiest nuggets of crap and deliver them as a special holiday present to you.
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"But I Am, Incurably, Shallow."
Poor Alex. She meets Ryan on a trip, they flirt, email, talk; he visits. They talk for hours, have great sex, develop that emotional-intellectual connection, everything. Then, well, we all know what comes next. Crap.
