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more about #crap more comments → hovy: Hollywood Life, sponsored by Pepto Bismol. For when you can't stomach any more stupid crap, grab the pink stuff! #hollywoodlife more » winner: This is kind of embarrassing to read. Having personally worked for this woman - I have NO idea where anyone got the idea that this woman knows, or ca... more » KATE!: when i need a bit of trashy celebrity gossip, i turn to michael k at dlisted. now, he gets me! ms. fuller? not so much. #hollywoodlife more » whynotshesaid: I had the good sense to find Bonnie Fuller distasteful when she was editor of YM. If she couldn't get me when I was a teenager (albeit a Sassy-loving... more » justcallmeangel: I thought the Internet was a Conversation in which Jezebel and I were best friends. We get manicures together, I tell her everything, and she always t... more » Aesop's Foibles. YES.: The look of the site gives me a headache. I'm going to go ahead and assume that the site's content will do the same. Also. "Do you dress better than ... more » hortense: I'm honestly not sure who this site is aimed at. If she's aiming at teens, the lingo she's using is painfully dated (I don't even think Paris Hilton ... more » Casquivana: The whole website feel like the aunt who wears leggings and leopard print t-shirts and tries to act cool by inviting herself out with the nieces when ... more » tallgirl-in-heels: "Rather, it's the next step in my relationship with the female audience. The site's interactive nature allows for a more immediate, emotional connecti... more » LucilleMcGillicuddy: I just bopped over there to check it out and, holy crap, it is the most visually unappealing website I've seen in quite a long time. Little Ricky cou... more » futuremouse: The "Hey BFFs" thing is painfully awkward. Reads slightly Amy Poehler as Regina George's mom to me. #hollywoodlife more » egg cream: Problem 1: The writer of the press release does not appear to understand what "bling" means. Problem 2: The people behind this site seem to confused ... more » Sanfo: I appreciate Ashley's tired gaze. Splendid cropping! I don't buy it. The language used throughout the site is a little demeaning- it reminds me of Reg... more » Penny: I clearly remember when Marie Claire released it' first US issue with Fuller at the helm (I am almost certain it was her, at least). I would have bee... more » The Queen of No: I dream about shitting in public places ALL. THE. TIME. Often in a restaurant, like at the booth. Worst dream ever. I constantly dream about armageddo... more » -
#heybonnie
Does Bonnie Fuller Still Know How To Talk To Women?
The new gossip website HollywoodLife, which launched today, is selling two points hard: queen of celebrity sausage-making Bonnie Fuller, and the idea that The Internet Is a Conversation in which you and Bonnie are BFFs. So: are you buying? More » -
#crapdreamfromadame
Pillow Talk: The Meaning Of Dreams Depends On The Mood
Blame the hemorrhoids conversation and comments posted yesterday: Last night I had a long, extremely vivid dream about taking a shit. Luckily, there's a story in today's New York Times about dreams and their meaning. More » -
#partypoopers
You Think Your Mom Craps All Over You?
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#trueugly
True Beauty May Be The Worst TV Show In Broadcast History
It is rare that a show is so stupid, so offensive, so asinine and yet at the same time so incredibly dull that you can't wring a single drop of guilty pleasure from it. More » -
