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more about #coverlies more comments → sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell: My contributions. more » Dauphine: Guys, that picture is twenty pounds too heavy to be on the cover of Vogue. Here: more » funnyface: Childbirth of a Nation by Andrew Sullivan is so full of win you should give YOURSELF COTD. more » SweetIo: That parka needed just a little tweaking. Don't worry! I think her hip is still bigger than her thigh... more » Mike Jahn: Which one would you rather have overseeing the Joint Chiefs of Staff? more » joansheaney001: Give your insane hatred of this woman a rest. It's truly unbecoming and childish. You all are becoming unhinged with a strange, primal anger. If s... more » cinematheques: The cover is the first step! Each week there should be actual articles! Does anyone else want to see this happen as much as I do?? more » Lymed: "532 Ways Reagan Was Awesome...And Why You Must Love 530 of Those Ways." more » mariamariamaria: Yeah, but Vogue (or Anna Wintour) ain't gonna probably try to run for pres in 2012... Vogue lies? They're a little truthy about certain things, but I... more » Penny: You freaked me out, I thought that shit was real. more » JessickerFletcher: The fashion plate ramifications of this post could be dire. Case in point: more » quatrevingtquatre: She looks so much less Sarah Palin-y without her Bumpit and Tina Fey glasses. more » hortense: I look forward to Plum Sykes' piece on the power of Bumpits when used correctly by an elite group of women. more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): I'm already working on the parody of this, called Going Vague, with articles such as "Such As", "Also", "Snow has a Liberal Agenda, Except When it Doe... more » BabyJane: This made me faux furious. more » -
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Going Vogue: Anna Wintour Meets Alaskan Winter
Question: What do Sarah Palin's new book and Vogue magazine have in common? Answer: Both are glossy, insubstantial, and full of lies. More » -
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December Glamour: Change We Can't Believe In
Michelle Obama, Rihanna, Serena Williams, Amy Poehler, and Maria Shriver are all fantastic choices for the cover of Glamour. Too bad they all have to share the December issue so Jessica Simpson can get her own month.
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Marie Claire: This Month, Try Settling For A Lesser Man
The December Marie Claire highlights the holiday season's newest trend: hanging onto the significant others you can't stand.
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Cosmo: Men Want Virgins & Whores, No Fatties
This month, Cosmo's editors were excited to discover that 71% of men like it when their female partner wants to have sex. We're more worried by what that says about the other 29%.
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Elle: Covering Hollywood, Missing Cover Lines
First, Harper's Bazaar was missing pages now the November Elle is missing a cover line. Where's all this lost ladymag text going?
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Vogue: It Is Easy Being Green... If You Live In The Chelsea Hotel
Behind its Photoshop-of-Horrors cover, this month's Vogue is packed with the type of supposedly socially responsible content that's been its wont lately. But as regular Vogue readers already know, everything — including social responsibility — is easier when you're rich.
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Glamour's "Big" Issue: Plus-Size Models, Plus-Size Problems
Good news, ladies: The November issue of Glamour features its much-ballyhooed plus-sized photoshoot, meaning that being bigger than a sample size is finally acceptable (though readers' faces, wardrobes, and sex lives still need some work).
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Allure: This November, Try A Diet Of Vinegar And Air
The November Allure has hit newsstands, and as usual, it's full of obvious instructions and beauty advice. But as a bonus, it also includes "information" on the season's most ill-conceived and inadvisable diets.
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Marie Claire: Bling On Your Pants, Swank In A Lake
Why does Hilary Swank look so worried on the cover of the November Marie Claire? Maybe because she got a look at the obnoxious questions MC editor in chiefJoanna Coles was about to ask her.
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November Cosmo: "Bad Girls" Always Bend To Their Boyfriends' Whims
This month's Cosmo is for "sexy bitches only," so don't read on unless you're into topless feather-dusting, armpit kissing, and hog-tying your himbo.
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Cosmo: Powerful Women Use Their Vaginas, Not Their Voices
In the October issue of Cosmopolitan Megan Fox declares, "Women hold the power because we have the vaginas... If you're in a heterosexual relationship and you're a female you win." The editors say keeping your mouth shut works too!
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Marie Claire: Drew & Ellen Are Dating?
From Drew Barrymore and and Ellen Page locking lips to "Stiletto Stoners" the October issue seems full of scandal and intrigue. But as usual, we find there's not much below the surface.
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October Vogue: The Breakfast Club
In the October Vogue, fashion is functional — if that function is playing tennis while having breakfast in bed. Watch out for the OJ!
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Allure Fights Natural Aging Process, Prefers "Nice, Naive" Girls
Allure's editors have made a shocking discovery: Whether you're slim or overweight, at some point, your face will start looking older. This month, they tried to recapture their youth by giving a Disney star and self-proclaimed "nice girl" the cover.
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October Glamour: The False Promises Issue
We know every ladymag cover is full of false promises (that's why we call it Cover Lies), but October Glamour is particularly egregious — especially when it comes to those "12 Secret Signs He's Into You."
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September Vogue Says: Save Our Puff-Piece-Writing, Expensive-Shit-Selling Jobs
This fall, buying expensive clothes isn't just a "smart" "investment" — it's your moral duty! If you don't, Vogue's editors will starve. And then they won't be able to bring you tasteful photo shoots and cerebral interviews.
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Allure: Mom's Nagging, Now Available In Convenient Magazine Format
Do you feel like your mother just doesn't critique your appearance enough? The September issue of Allure provides a rundown of her classic beauty nags so you can enrage yourself between her visits and phone calls.
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Elle Shills Fashions Most Women Would Be Embarrassed To Wear
We know that you're dying to find out what is inside the 500-page behemoth that is the September Elle. Well, probably not, but we'll tell you anyway.
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Cosmo: Make His Junk Look Like A Face
The September issue of Cosmopolitan seems to have been guest-edited by Captain Obvious, it's so packed with stale, basic tips we learned in fifth grade health class.
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Vogue's Age Issue: 30 Is The New 80
According to the August issue of Vogue, if you can recall the days when Christy Turlington graced the magazine's pages, before Vogue's models emitted an alien Photoshop glow and were forced make marionette arms in every photo, you're officially old.
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