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    Jenloveshercurves: I want to be referred to as Master of Education please. That's right, when referencing me, you have to call me Jenloveshercurves, Master of Education... more »
    Scout: does she give to charity because she realizes what a big fucking bitch she is and thinks, much like carbon offset, that money can make up for that sev... more »
    Hippopotame asks you in a very dignified manner to please promote her comments.: Anyway, isn't her hubby supposed to be French royalty? Correct me if I'm wrong, I've only seen snippets of the show. If so, France hasn't recognized ... more »
    JinxyMcDeath: Uh, I tell the mail room guys to call me by my first name...not my last name...and certainly if I had a title...not by that. Why? Because you should t... more »
    CherriSpryte: I read the blurb really quickly and thought that Kelsey Grammar was the pizza boy. more »
    HokeyPokey: Is it my imagination or was LuAnne not all that bad last season? I remember she wasn't very interested in her children but other than that, she wasn't... more »
    hello.kitty: Hee hee here is a golden nugget from last summer:[www.nypost.com] more »
    megscissorhands: This woman is writing an etiquette book? About what, how to resurrect dead traditions and properly import European classism to America? more »
    LaComtesse: LuAnne, Bitch, you have no idea what it takes to be a REAL countess. I hereby decree Jezebel as my countship, before you try to take it. Sincerely, LA... more »
    disco2000: And from now on, to make my unemployed self feel important, I will insist the pizza guys and people shouting out my name when my smoothie is ready add... more »
    odinsraven: Ha, this is very similar to a certain "Sir" in Hollywood who insists on everyone calling him "Sir." In order to make my blind item less blind, you wou... more »
    disco2000: Why is the Countess ordering her own pizza anyway? Doesn't she have ladies in waiting to do that for her? Or at least a slacker relative/childhood fri... more »
    little_engine_that_could: "That is very not countess like. That is discountess." May replace "You can't possibly be that bourgeois" as my catch phrase. more »
    Triana Orpheus: She's insisting on being called a countess in a society where that means nothing, and in some places would get you spit on. Honey, this is America, ci... more »
    I, Zombie Normal: As Rupaul would say, Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent. more »
  • #realhousewivesofnewyork

    LuAnn's Insistence On Being Called "Countess" Is Not Very Civilized

    On last night's episode of Real Housewives, LuAnn repeatedly reminded the pizza boy, Kelsey Grammar, and the American Cancer Society that she is to be addressed as "Countess" - all in the course of one day.
  • #michaelphelps

    Michael Phelps Not Ready To Commit