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more about #cosmopolitan Ultraprison!: AHHHH SJP's eyes in that Marie Claire cover... they haunt me... Also, that W cover of Paltrow looks NOTHING like her. more » Island of Misfit Toys: Surprised not to see Reese Witherspoon or Kate Hudson. They seem to be omnipresent. more » not_kinky: I find it surprising that: Beyonce, Fergie, Mariah and Anne Hataway are not in the list, because they are all I seem to see everytime I see a new girl... more » katie.scarlett.o'hara: I'm surprised Sienna Miller didn't make the list. She's been on Vogue a bunch of times, last year to promote G.I. Joe (barf). more » IndignationCoordinator: All this Jane and Sassy talk in the comments has made me think of that parody Daria did of Jane Pratt. I'm having a crap of a time finding it online,... more » AfroJezeBella: And again, I'm restricted to Essence & co. to see any black actress on the cover that is not Halle Berry. more » TastyBites: I hope Lady Gaga wins this award for the next decade, with headlines that begin with "Gay Rights Now" and end up with "Lady Gaga attends celebration o... more » milominderbinder: Jane was the best magazine ever. I was really sad when it "died". more » lisas: Drew Barrymore and her relentless avalanche of twee "I'm relatable" bullshit always seems desperate to me. Which is a shame because she's one of the f... more » buymecandy: someone should write a book about the male magazine hatred of SJP. Something with very deep analysis. She has boobs, shouldn't that be enough? more » GlitteryUnicorn: Question: Does this mean that Gwyneth Paltrow, and Jessica Simpson sell more magazines, hence them being on the covers more? Because I really can't se... more » cinematheques: I thought Scarlett Johansson's French Elle cover was gorgeous. That said, I think all of French Elle's "no make-up" editions were all gorgeous. more » EarlyGrey: Actors are less boring than models, at least. But most of these covers are pretty uninspiring. more » PaigeTurner: Admittedly, I will buy any magazine with ScarJo and Drew Barrymore on the cover. Really surprised by Renee Z.'s total. Does she have a secret cult fo... more » kad9k: That Britney ELLE cover is one of my favorite ever. The green is so unusual and she looks gorgeous. I think she's on the current cover of ELLE, too, w... more » yearofthewoman: Models are insipid and boring. Nice to see two women of colour in the top ten. more » Tchotchke: Usually, I am not a big fan of Angelina Jolie, or a fan of her hype, but I love, love that Vogue cover. It's so restrained and uncontrived--which cann... more » Petunia: I honestly do not know this: do these famous nonmodel covergirls get paid for posing for these covers, or is it all about the publicity? more » GrummoreGrummersom: There is not one woman featured that I would want to read a whole article about, even a lady mag celebrity puff piece. Guess that's why I stopped buy... more » fridaphile: I'm surprised Anne Hathaway didn't manage to make this list. I feel like that woman is always on a cover of a magazine, especially after the whole boy... more » -
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The 15 Most Popular Ladymag Cover "Models"
It wasn't easy for a starlet to get through this decade with her cover-worthy popularity intact. These women survived waning attention spans and editorial capriciousness to emerge with their newsstand cred unscathed. Number one isn't who you think it is.
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Cosmo's 50 Ways To Scare Your Lover
If your boyfriend or husband has been laid off recently, beware: All that free time has turned him into a chronic masturbator, and he's singlehandedly (heh) ruining your sex life. Cosmo recommends you crack the whip — literally.
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Cosmo: Men Want Virgins & Whores, No Fatties
This month, Cosmo's editors were excited to discover that 71% of men like it when their female partner wants to have sex. We're more worried by what that says about the other 29%.
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November Cosmo: "Bad Girls" Always Bend To Their Boyfriends' Whims
This month's Cosmo is for "sexy bitches only," so don't read on unless you're into topless feather-dusting, armpit kissing, and hog-tying your himbo.
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Woman's World: Essence & Cosmo Make "A-List"
AdvertisingAge's magazine A-List is not about ad pages or circulation: Winners are magazines which "truly operate as brands." Some mags in the top 10 — The Economist; National Geographic; People — are no-brainers. But Essence and Cosmopolitan are interesting choices: More » -
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Cosmo: Powerful Women Use Their Vaginas, Not Their Voices
In the October issue of Cosmopolitan Megan Fox declares, "Women hold the power because we have the vaginas... If you're in a heterosexual relationship and you're a female you win." The editors say keeping your mouth shut works too!
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Cosmo: Wear Your Dirty Panties Around Your Ponytail
I am mildly obsessed with Cosmo. A while back, I opined that my compulsive need to pull it from the newsstand is due to it being The Onion for feminists. The October issue is living up to that reputation.
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Ladymags Doing Poorly On Newsstands
We may be witnessing the age in which glossy magazines lose their luster. More » -
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Cosmo: Make His Junk Look Like A Face
The September issue of Cosmopolitan seems to have been guest-edited by Captain Obvious, it's so packed with stale, basic tips we learned in fifth grade health class.
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The Real Reason Women's Magazines Suck
CosMarieGlamVogBazElle sure can be a tedious read; from month to month, our favorite ladymags seem to delight in the twin pleasures of reprinting editorials wholesale and publishing story after story with a distinct Groundhog Monthly ring. Ever wondered why?
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To Cosmo, Eating Fries Is "Acting Like A Man"
This month's Cosmo has a parody of Steve Harvey's Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man — it's called "Think Like a Lady, Act Like a Man," and it's more fun than the usual Cosmo fare — sort of. More » -
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Cosmo: Summer Time Is Science Time
This summer, don't trust your love life to the vagaries of actual human communication. Instead, use Cosmo's ultra-scientific survey to figure out what to do in bed.
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Katy Perry Is Not An "Orgasm Whisperer"…
…Although the August Cosmo cover might lead you to believe so. Also, Sadie says: "I think the hair is supposed to look like Elizabeth Taylor but instead it looks very Delta Burke circa Designing Women, no?" [JustJared] -
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Cosmopolitan Is Really Into Ice, Ice, Baby
I typically take on Men's Health on the weekends, because it's a treasure trove of stupidity, but today's Saturday gem comes to us from Cosmopolitan, which decided to present us with "10 Sexy Things To Do With Ice." Yes, really. More » -
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Cosmo Website Redesign Offers Fresh New Layout, Same Old Crap
Steve Smith of Minonline is all excited over the redesign of Cosmopolitan.com, praising its "magazine-like look" and "lighter, less cluttered feel." But is Cosmo online really an awesome new experience? More » -
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Cosmo Still Pushing The Ol' "Train Your Boyfriend" Bit
Oh, Cosmopolitan magazine. Nothing says "healthy relationships" quite like an article dedicated to teaching women to "train" their boyfriends by applying animal training techniques, as treating them like human beings would be totally absurd, no? More » -
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Cosmo: Answers To Unasked Questions, Meanings For Meaningless Actions
The July Cosmo: full of answers to burning questions like, "If I have many partners, will I become loose?" You know, questions that seem too random that they can't possibly be real. Oh, who cares...the joy is in the answers.
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June Cosmopolitan Says Quit Your Bitching
With teen bad girl du jour Blair Waldorf on the cover, Cosmo editors set out to add a dose of high school bitchiness to the June issue. Too bad they forgot their mission after writing the cover lies.
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